potarick Forum Posts (705)

RE: Black makes you slim

Black makes you slim
I thought it was the gym

Please excuse my ignorance as my eyes must be dim
Coz I am now looking in the mirror to locate my chin

Black makes you slim
Tell that to Big Mamma or Big Jim

RE: Colonoscopy in the a.m

Incidentally I just did one today
It is a simple in-and-out procedure so don't be dismayed!

RE: do u feel alone?

Oh she is so all alone
Perhaps I should encourage you on the phone

Let me know if you like my tone
I am not Dr. Phil but I can hold my own!

RE: IF GUYS JACK OFF...DO WOMEN.....

When guys jack off women jack in
But is it just harmless pleasure or a mild form of sin?

RE: The shortest date

The shortest date when a woman told me to wait
It was 4pm and now it's half-past eight!

RE: This is Totally True - Just Happened.....

Welcum to the dating aspect of the Internet
Please be reminded that most men are merely here to get you wet

That's why some women are sticking with their bull dog or chiwawa pet
They cannot trust the men who promised to love them until death!

RE: Divorce rate so high in America.Why?

Again you have just given us another hint
Are you sure you are not driving home with a man in your car with the windows tint

You told me that you are not interested in a serious relationship you just want a drink
And I have the email evidence that you gave me in ink!

RE: Divorce rate so high in America.Why?

It is high all over the world
Especially in the churches where demon-boys are marrying demon-girls!

I cannot find me a woman here...

I cannot find me a woman here
No matter how easy I try I am being jeered

They all say I am acting like a Russian grizzly bear
Yet I have never been to Russia never seen the Red Square

But my online life is too unfair
For speaking the truth the princesses have disappeared

They won't even give me a chance to prove that I am loving and I care
Am I to remain single and alone for the rest of the election year

From kindergarten I have learnt that two make a pair
Yet look at me crying aloud in single-mode here

I will travel long distance although I will have to overcome the fear
Ladies and women... I am eager to taste the wedding so please draw near!

What in my life is really missing?

What in my life is really missing
I already have all useful utensils in my kitchen
What in my life is really missing
Oh, I think it is hugging and Frenchkissing

What in my life is really missing
Surely not those crazy single women on Craigslisting
What in my life is really missing
Getting one of those would be a curse and not a blessing

What in my life is really missing
I see one of CS women reading this post and whistling
What in my life is really missing
I just need someone who will leave the seat down while pissing. lol

What in my life is really missing
It has to be Jessica, Carolyn or Katherine
What in my life is really missing
Perhaps I just need to read my bible more coz the Prince-of-Righteousness is listening!

RE: What is your favorite sport?

My favorite sport is to play in bed
Chest to breasts and thigh to leg

How can one bake without an egg
I need to start playing again so where is Meg?

RE: Will you date a someone with the same name as your ex?

Yes, but not the same "game" as my ex
And I did not plagiarise that information my CS!

RE: are girls into guys with long or short hair

Don't worry about the styling of the hair
Just be sure you have adequate finances out there somewhere

Don't worry about the clothes you wear
Just be sure you have your bankbook well balanced when Delilah appears!

RE: Can there be trust again after lies?

Forgive but not forget..70 x 7

RE: I want marries and women are not present

Just close your eyes and go marry any woman
In order to get the experience of being married-with-children and living in Prisonland

Then after the first divorce or separation
You should be well equipped and experienced to sing another bridal song!

RE: How do youll feel about interracial dating

Just covered in different color wrapping is true
White women see their menses and black women see theirs too

Just covered in different color wrapping is true
Some white men can't jump and some black men can't jump too!

Just covered in different color wrapping is true
And to prove your point I am now telling you that I have keen interest in you!

RE: If There is a Heaven....

If there is a heaven there is also a hell
Please don't go to the latter..I have just warned you well!

RE: when ladies say " NO "

They could be telling us that they are sick
So whenever they say no I will obey quik quick!

RE: you can't turn back the clock.........

Perhaps he just want to turn you on your back
And what he will do next could be fiction or fact

RE: Are you ready to settle down and get married right now?

And where is the coffin and the tomb
Modern brides are usually associated with a man's doom!


quote=LifeThirst]Isn’t the question self-explanatory? :)

RE: Are you ready to settle down and get married right now?

Where is the bride and the groom
And where are the bridesmaids that are suppose to beautify the room?

RE: Has anyone

Just go to Homedepot and pick your choice
There you will find real hardworking men not rolling dice!

RE: If allowed in your country to have 2 or more wives ,would you...

Trust me, they have many wives
Perhaps not registered on "State Street" but they are still bees in the same hives!

RE: Want A Strong Man?Choose A Conservative......

And what if they want a dangerous man
A man that lives by the gun and the bomb?

Christianity vs Insanity...

Slightly!

A laughter a day....

A laughter a day keeps the doctor away
The only online 'buying' I do is done on ebay

The pin we are searching for could be lost in a stack of hay
The women we are viewing are probably the ones admiring themselves in the mirror all day

But here is why salvation comes when we pray
We won't be subscribing to Love Connection from May to May

Now smile or laugh at whatever I say
Coz I am sure it will keep those unwanted tumors away!

Christianity vs Insanity...

As a Christian (someone who believes in the Holy Bible) I do not attend church
Too much religious propagandas and controversies every time I search

After Jesus was crucified many "Christians" were automatically cursed
Go read Matt. 27:25 if this crucial piece of scriptural information hurts

Conservative Christians are now endangering earth
Striking and threatening to strike those nations that are weak from birth

With another man's life no one should flirt
God was in the mix when Goliath fell and hit dirt!

RE: why America wants to attack Iran?

Amen!
Which reminds me of the current President's slogan: "Yes we can"?

RE: I'm confused

A woman's most exploited line
Mostly recited after drinking red wine!

RE: Ladies. Do you like men taller shorter or same height as you!

The women say to tell you that it all depends on their pocket
Shorter or taller is welcome if their bankbooks can stack it!