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Why get Dog when I have Glock

My glock has an alarm clock built into it

Why get Dog when I have Glock

Why get a dog when I have Glock
I can even keep it safe and quiet under padlock

Dog is suppose to protect humans and that's a fact
But there is a good reason why Austria invented Glock

Some dogs are as smart as Inspector Gadget and Sherlock
And police are using them to launch drug-related attack

I once had a special lady and I need one back
But every woman I date wants to bring a dog in their sack

Modern dogs are too smart to be trusted in the home that I got
And I am the only animal that's gonna sniff my woman's frock

So why get a Dog when I have Glock
I can easily go to the zoo to watch domesticated and wild pack!

The BEST Post - "Underneath they are all Lovable"

I must say that was one of the best posts I have read on this forum since I made my debut 40days & 40nights ago. It is true, it is up-to-date, it is official, and it is reality at its best.

CONGRATULATIONS TO ITS AUTHOR!

RE: How it feels to be single for a long time

It feels damn bad
And it makes some men get mad
It feels darn bad
But where there is life there is glad

It feels darn bad
Do you really want a lad
It feels darn bad
A man in your bed is something to add

It feels darn bad
Are you the lady I must have
It feels darn bad
I am coming to the Phillipines and I am taking my rod!

RE: One person cannot change the world...

Facebook did

RE: I'll admit it...

I fell in love with my fist... who needs women!?

RE: Underneath they're all lovable

I agree I agreee I agree and I agree
Missionary, lizard lap, cup-n-saucer or doggeee

Underneath they are all lovable in the baggee
Never judge a woman by the styling of her pantee

RE: IS THIS ALL A FAKE !!!!!

It is possible
I remember a few years ago when authorities Photoshop a CNN presentation of Bin Laden!

RE: How many letters and flowers that the man should be sent to the woman is even crying woman is saying

NONE!

RE: serious lady/marriage material

Save your money for a trip to Mars
Perhaps there are females there that are not difficult and prone to wars

These vain women are like fast cars
You drive them until its time to go back to the bars!

RE: who said that money can't buy love?

Yes, money can buy Love
The Love that occurs when the lady is below while the man is above

Yes, money can buy Love
But Playboy's CEO is about to marry a cunning dove?

What is it????

Probably the best raw meat
Not the kind of fish that lost Somali pirates eat
It likes to entice, entrap and treat
When it sees money it fakes the greet

Yes, it is the best raw meat
No microwave oven and no stove heat
No spoon or fork needed and no sharp teeth
Just catch the fish and spread the sheet

When it gets aroused it will secrete
Sometimes publicly but mostly discreet
It can be dangerous and related to deceit
But there is no other thriller that can compete

At nights it likes to patrol the street
Like a cop on duty pounding the beat
It is now online selling bitter & sweet
So far it has given many men their tombstone plus wreath

What is it???

Avoiding Women with young kids...

What is dweeb
Is it the same thing as California weed

What is dweeb
All I said was that step-kids are too difficult and hard to read!

Are they Shy or Sly?

Now here is a lady that is looking shy
With clear glasses to reveal the pair of eye

Are you shy or sly
Your answer will either make me smile,laugh, cry or sigh!

RE: Open Relationships

Try the ones in Amsterdam
Where all episodes are starred by Satan!

Are they Shy or Sly?

I am wondering if she is shy or sly
A cunning fox or a wolf wearing long skirt way pass thighs

With so many women claiming to be shy
Could it be conspiracy in association with an alibi

Claiming that they are shy
Yet they are the most cantankerous women under the sky

Reciting the familiar poem of being serene and shy
In an attempt to fool and deceive the innocent guy

Are some self-proclaimed shy women really shy
Or are they just acting like that Gadhafi guy???

RE: what is it?

In all fairness at times we are really lacking
Some ways & means should be adjusted to prevent the gun from cOcking

Love calls for compromising before longterm shacking
Some women think that men should just accept them as they are even when they crazier than Colonel Gaddhafi!

RE: Forgive and Forget....

It's almost impossible to forget
That technology is not invented as yet

But you should certainly forgive before sudden death
Humans are MUCH more than noisy chiwawa pets

Read the bible and heed the words from Nazareth
When you forgive, forgiveness YOU shall get!

RE: A guys opinion on single mothers?

Run John run
Run run run

Run John run
Don't confuse the moon with the sun!

RE: Is America a sefe place to live?

Excellent advice
It's like some people here in Georgia (USA) who even now don't know that there are other humans living on planet earth.

Avoiding Women with young kids...

The only reason why I try to avoid women with young kids
Is because some step-children behave like wild guinea pigs.

You continue to warn, encourage and forgive
But it's hard to discipline badass kids

Ex-hubbies always like to get involved in the step-business
Then blaming their recklessness on budweiser and guinness

So I will always avoid women with young kids
Unless I can find a way to handle the step-biz!

RE: WHY DO SO MANY EXPECT PERFECTION AND ARE UNWILLING TO FORGIVE??

Are you by any chance referring to Conservatives?
They will send you to the gallows before they forgive

I am still wondering which heaven they are planning to live
It could not be the one on the coming Mount Olives!

RE: singles MUST watch this!!

It's nonsense!

RE: When girls are young,they seek older men & when old,they seek younger men.Y?

The older the man the fatter the purse
Here comes young girl to strike his bankaccount with an eternal curse

The older the woman the more her mailbox is on pink alert
Here comes young man to rip-off granny ole skirt!

RE: Chemistry

Chemistry is lab work
Susan only wants to be pounded by Captain kirk

Infatuation, physics and chemistry are all modern flirts
Unzipping pants and pulling down skirts!

Wants to date another race but afraid of discrimination?

Do you want to date another race but afraid of discrimination
Afraid of how friends and relatives with make the translation.

You are Black and admire Whites but is wary of certain organization
Afraid of Foxy provocation, staring-sensation and retaliation.

White and admire Blacks but need your community's cooperation
Afraid neighbors will bomb your home to State Farm remuneration.

Do you believe that some people would like to seriously date another race but are afraid of societal implication?

This year is my Birthday

As a matter of fact this year will also be kids birthday!

RE: World of women

..all men would be dead!

RE: I Want Love And I Want It Now

I want love now but not with you
Only with Karen, Amanda, Rachel, Martha, Jezebel and Delilah too!

This year is my Birthday

This year is my Birthday....