potarick Forum Posts (705)

RE: single mum

I think they are merely running for their life
Many single moms remain in single-mode even after becoming wife!

RE: Calm or Roller Coaster

After a storm there will be a calm
So every relationship will have a lamb with a horn

However, some women will fight from dusk til dawn
For year I have rode that 'Roller Coaster' bus through twist and thorn!

RE: An older man...

You must be kiddin me
A woman age 26 can even date a man that is 93

He is merely 48 and still can see
The only trick is that younger women won't cook and will not make the coffee!

RE: If u really love someone can u live a day without hearing from the person?

Excellent question! I believe most of the people who have fallen in love (TRUE LOVE that is) would find it natural to want to hear from their 'heartbeat' as often as possible!

RE: Why nice men are difficult to find?

Coz the nice women are not the ones searching for the nice men!

RE: Why nice women are difficult to find ?

Coz the really nice ones are living on a different planet!

RE: Who else gets annoyed with messages from people with no profile pic?

Now here is a lady with a thinking brain
Many are married with children and posting the same

Sites like these were designed for fun and to entertain
So let's all grab our favorite drink and enjoy the game

Many CS-Jacks have met CS-Jills and in the bedroom they quickly came
Profiles without pics could be the only humans here that are morally sane!

RE: forgiveness

70X7 = 490
The guy has just started!

RE: Girls; does size make a difference?

Every woman will prefer it big
Much bigger than F16 and soviet mig

Especially the girls where clubbing is their gig
They want it bigger that EXXon's oil rig!

RE: LDR

Long distance relationship is a wild bet
You win some and lose some plus Craigslist death

Now let me tell you about a lady I have not yet met
She lives way over yonder where I will have to take a jet

No no no no no I am not a chiwawa pet
The fish that I want must live in the neighborhood lake where I cast my net!

RE: Signing prenups before marriage

The manner and rate at which the modern men and women connect in bed
Is reason enough to sign prenups before they wed

Don't we take out life insurance before we are are pronounced dead
Then why not sign the prenups before the deadly migraine hit the head?

RE: What kind of kissing you like most ?

Deep Space 69
I kiss hers and she kiss mine!

RE: Have you ever seen a man cry?

Aren't you on CS?

Men are here crying in every thread
Seeking any woman to share their bed

Now I like to provide evidence for what I've said
So please look back keenly at the posts you have read

Although we cannot see the live tears when shed
We know most are crying coz that's what they have said

RE: I died today!

Then you shall rise on the 3rd day!

RE: Shy quiet and disabled

You need to tell them you are slightly disabled with a hefty check
And that you are one of the survivors of the modern Titanic that recently wrecked!

Women are constantly seeking plenty money up until death
So a poor or disabled guy will need a special miracle from Mount Nazareth

RE: how do you start to trust again?

To trust again we MUST take a portion of the blame
And never summon hatred like Senator John McCain!

RE: Never reject anybody in your life, because good people give us happiness and bad people give us expe

If that is sweet gospel then I shall not go to church
Coz we must reject and eject that which is a curse

Bad experience I can do without even if it fattens the purse
Coz even a poisonous cup of water can quench the thirst!

RE: Were you in shock when you left your partner?

When I left my lady I was feeling brand new
As it has been 20 years since that move was due

Never trust a woman not even a Jew
Coz many are called but the chosen are few

Now here is a manly advice to me..as well as you
Many women were waiting for the ideal opportunity to sue

All bubble gums are nice to chew
But why some are so expensive I don't have a clue!

RE: I'm out of here for sure.Broken hearted.

Here is the solution which is not a conclusion.....

Go to Walmart or her many cousins and pretend to shop
And when you see someone that catches your eyes you wave them to stop

You can chant some reggae songs but do not try to rap
Otherwise they could panic in frantic and call the cop

Don't tell them you are out of a job since such line is crap
Just tell them you are a soldier just returning from Iraq

Do not give any hint that you wanna get into their sack
Just pretend that you are a pastor who is robbing the flock
(to be cont'd)

RE: world class coffee and tea

Coffee Name: BuckStar
Tea Name: TeaJar

RE: do u love animals?

I love people and I like animals
I love weddings but dislike funerals!

RE: is it fair someone who is not single to have profile here?

It is neither foul nor fair
Even mischief-makers are welcome here!

RE: do u beleive in angels?

I believe in them and they believe in me
Notwithstanding that I cannot touch and cannot see!

RE: Should smoking be banned in public places,?

Actually it should be banned on planet earth
It's better to just sniff what's under the skirt!

RE: i need advice on a girl problem

The first thing you should do is to "slow down" a bit
High school fantasy is not the end of the world...or is it?

Since she is engaged to be married you had better look someone here
But be sure to read up on plenty past-posts and let the buyer beware!

RE: FAULT FINDERS

You have not seen nor tried them all
Many nice ladies are out there waiting for the mating call

Perhaps you need to change your name from Saul to Paul
And start looking elsewhere rather than online and the "Shopping" Mall

Now what I am going to say next might incite a brawl
The modern woman is indeed an episode of Total Recall

RE: Age factor

Age is not merely a number
That is a myth and a blunder

A lightning is more dangerous than thunder
While an older plant is more secure than one that's younger!

RE: Why nice men are difficult to find?

Probably because it is not the nice women looking...

RE: Do men often feel insecure?

Both men and women can feel insecure
Don't pin it on men when plenty ladies-of-the-night are right now out there conducting body tour!

RE: springcleaning! out with the old, in with the new

Usually much more than springcleaning is due
Coz cleaning out the clutter will not make garbage bin new

No, I am saying it to mean you
My words are meant to be a universal clue

But it is indeed true that we buy bubble gum and we chew
Then spit it out and get another that's new!