We have coyotes around here and some fox too. No bear that I have ever heard of. We have plenty of wild cats though. I rarely see a fox, we do have families of them though. They are so neat to watch. I bought binnoculars just to see them better. I love to listen to the coyotes. They are so loud though. But, they quit making all that noise shortly. I have lived in the country all my life until a few years ago. Wildlife always had a place in our life and on our land. It was theirs first. If we ever felt the need to get something to leave, we just shot the guns in the air and made noise. We once had a watermelon and cantelpoe patch to sell at the farmers market. One night we heard the loudest noises coming from around that area. We went to see. It was a pack of coyotes dancing around the patch. It was very cool, but we lost most of our crop. They ate most of them.
I guess I better tell you tha he was almost 14 years younger than me. Too much difference. He wanted to keep doing what I had already done. His thoughts were too teenage-like for me. Kat
Hi Angel. How the heck are you? I haven't seen you around in a long time. Glat to see ya. When a simple question haunts me all night long. It is usually still bothering me the next day.
Are we boring?? Out of all of us here...only one got laid. And that was last night. Well, at least he's an Okie, transplanted. Hey!! Ron....send me some of those tangelos when they come off. Ummmm.mmmmm.mmmm. But, watch out for those scorpions.
Raid...laid....your guess is as good as mine. Could be a raid for getting laid. Could be getting laid during a raid. Raid.....laid.....which one would be more exciting?? The're both distant memories.Hmmmmm...
9. DEATH > > While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our > minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar > wilt. Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a > dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they > had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and > made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister's son was > chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity > intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: > "Glory be unto the Faaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole > he goooes." > > > 10. SCHOOL > > A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm > just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I > can't write and they won't let me talk!" > > > 11. BIBLE > > A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as > he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of > the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw > was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, > look what I found," the boy called out. "What have you got there, > dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I > think it's Adam's underwear." >
1. NUDITY > > I was driving with my three young children one warm summer > evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and > waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I > heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't > wearing a seat belt!" > > 2. OPINIONS>> > On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher > a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by > this child are not necessarily those of his parents." > > 3. KETCHUP > > A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. > During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old > daughter to answer the phone. "Mommy can't come to the phone to > talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle." > > 4. MORE NUDITY > > A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the > women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into > shrieks, wi th ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The > little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, > haven't you ever seen a little boy before?" > > 5. POLICE # 1 > > While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary > school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. > Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" > "Yes," I answered and continued writing the report. "My mother said > if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?" > "Yes, that's right," I told her. "Well, then," she said as she > extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie my shoe?" > > 6. POLICE # 2 > > It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front > of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, > was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me "Is that a dog > you got back there?" he asked. "It sure is," I replied. Puzzled, > the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally > he said, "What'd he do?" > > 7. ELDERLY > > While working for an organization that delivers lunches to > elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my > afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various > appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and > wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teet h > soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage > of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy > will never believe this!" > > 8. DRESS-UP > > A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When > she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you > shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that > it always gives you a headache! the next morning. " > >
I guess there is good and bad with this theory. My husband lost his job of 15 years due to the Teamsters taking over. Not because there was no union. Many hundreds of workers lost their jobs from this move. Of course the union they had before was awesome. They did more good for the employees than the Teamsters ever dreamed of. It was the Teamsters lies to us that caused this to happen. They destroyed our lives as we knew it.
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So, would I? Naw, that would be my business.
Out of all of us here...only one got laid. And that was last night. 
That sounded like me yesterday.
RE: Help...Green Acres
We have coyotes around here and some fox too. No bear that I have ever heard of. We have plenty of wild cats though. I rarely see a fox, we do have families of them though. They are so neat to watch. I bought binnoculars just to see them better. I love to listen to the coyotes. They are so loud though. But, they quit making all that noise shortly. I have lived in the country all my life until a few years ago. Wildlife always had a place in our life and on our land. It was theirs first.If we ever felt the need to get something to leave, we just shot the guns in the air and made noise.
We once had a watermelon and cantelpoe patch to sell at the farmers market. One night we heard the loudest noises coming from around that area. We went to see. It was a pack of coyotes dancing around the patch. It was very cool, but we lost most of our crop. They ate most of them.