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County pays $250.000 to advertise lack of funds. - The Register-Guard.
Panda accused of faking pregnancy to get better food. - The Huffington Post.
Brazen Bandit Robs Bank, and also takes complimentary lollipops. - The Huffington Post.
I would laugh all of the time, but people might think I'm crazy, like that handsome mule, truheart.
Should that be a laugh in the morning, then another laugh in the evening ? Or two laughs after I wake-up ? Or maybe only a quarter of one laugh, and spread them out, giving me a totals of eight short laughs throughout the course of the day ? And what is the most amount of laughs that you hope I have ?
Careful with that summertime heat, Harry. 
Reminiscing here, I was 18 on a date and before we went to the motel, I stopped at a grocery store named, A&P (Atlantic & Pacific). Damn, I'm showing my age, but anyway, I bought a can of whipped cream at the store to add to the sensuality that evening. It went well for the first few minutes, but soon turned into a stick mess which eventually lead us to the shower, which wasn't too bad either, but overall, the old standby works the best: Plain ole Saliva.
Yes Miss, something like that, but surly you remember the good times here. Just last Thanksgiving, me and the microwaveable Hormel turkey & stuffing dinner with the microwaveable mashed potatoes. Those were the days. 
I have got away with not traveling for the holidays for the past five years and now, family has taken issue about it, similar to how the IRS suddenly appears looking for back taxes that are due. I will have a traveling festive bumeth in November. 
Yep, I recently have chatted with family through email and can already feel possible arguments a brewing about who will meet where during the holidays. Holidays that are four months from now. 
Good God, seems to get more difficult every year with the immediate family, In-laws and Outlaws. 
Bring forth the bosomed wench that seeks breast reduction and we shall perform the procedure on the table under the cocoa tree while playing mahjong on her stomach. And please keep-up with those game pieces. We don't need a malpractice suit.
Yes Sir, thank you for pointing out the error of my ways. And there is indeed more beans than breast in this thread. However, I did make an attempt to address my comments to the topic on 'comment post #99'. You see Sir, part of the problem was due to that handsome mule, truheart that damn near married me for my coffee, but do let us return to the issue of breast reduction if at all possible. 
Thank you for the information from the homeland. I've just spent five minutes trying to confirm if it's cocoa tree or cocoa plant. And it seems to be an equal amount of sites with half that call it: Cocoa plant and the other half that call it: Cocoa tree. I guess it doesn't really matter the term, as long as it doesn't affect the flavor.
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