I often hand out some spare change...I figure if they use it for food, coffee or a bus ticket (the last reason someone had for asking) I have helped them if they don't then that's what they have to live with.
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step. Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"
Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 Degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the man, "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."
The man below responded, "You must be in Management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."
It is at times like this that I know what my purpose is in life. I am here to love you, to hold you in my arms, to protect you. I am here to learn from you and receive your love in return. I am here because there is no other place to be.
You are my compass,in which I'll always come home,my true north.
oh baby - let me make room Really I don't know why some people think that if you respond to an email it means your madly in love and want to vent thier babies I find it silly - but soem come from where marriages are arranged for them so to actually say hello could be an invitataion.
physically - first gets my attention - how someone carries themselves - usually bald will also. Closer up - eye contact, (smiling eyes, dimples), How they dress, doesn't mean suit and tie or GQ, just neat, clean. A real turn off is being derogitory towards others. He has to be accepting of others and empathetic...hmmm will I ever find someone
The section seven costs are cort ordered - well 30% of them are court ordered. But I have to go after them - send him the cost and hope he pays - if he doesn't - is it really worth it to go back to court??? NO!
tazmaninangel Forum Posts (2,608)
Hey Rune Hugs to you. 
if thats what it takes.
Hey whats wrong with leggings?
RE: Random Acts Of Kindness
You are good man Brew.I often hand out some spare change...I figure if they use it for food, coffee or a bus ticket (the last reason someone had for asking) I have helped them if they don't then that's what they have to live with.