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RE: how do you like them big or small

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You've met yer match Turkish! WOW! rolling on the floor laughing

RE: how do you like them big or small

Ok, but this does not mean that a larger egg is of lesser quality than a more dainty example...does it?

RE: how do you like them big or small

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Come on Turkish...answer her sweet cheeks! tongue

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RE: how do you like them big or small

But where does the size element of your hands feature in the above?

RE: whats your favourite thing bout sleeping with someone

Oh my...why on earth did you ever conceive I was fishing for a compliment...however puny? I'm a friggin' intellectual millenium dome thankyou very much! rolling on the floor laughing

But, seriously, you must help me understand...me slow...and you're Irish. tongue

RE: how do you like them big or small

...'in my training'...rolling on the floor laughing

Ok, so if it's a matter of using your senses to, as you so adroitly put it, 'feel the egg', how is it that you have intimated to us that because your hands are small, tou prefer small or medium sized eggs? Surely this irrelevant when the senses are so intimately involved...hand size is neither here nor there, and a larger egg could surely qualify if it were found to be appropriate on a sensory level. Mystifying...tongue

RE: whats your favourite thing bout sleeping with someone

But that's inconsiderate when confronted by the dullard you are bantering with. moping

RE: whats your favourite thing bout sleeping with someone

And I thought you loved the banter...moping

RE: whats your favourite thing bout sleeping with someone

Weirdo. tongue

RE: how do you like them big or small

But what makes them superior...the fact that you have small hands? Surely the inability to adequately handle a substantially sized egg doesn't relegate it's value when compared to an egg of smaller size?

This is most enlightening. tongue

RE: whats your favourite thing bout sleeping with someone

That is true...and expressing wonderment at a supposed sartorial misdemeanor is, I'm sure, a pleasure in itself. But for the less intellectually gifted among mankind, which sadly includes me, could you perhaps furnish an explanation? tongue

RE: how do you like them big or small

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RE: how do you like them big or small

Ah...so it's not the egg itself, but the breaking of it? Which is a detail entirely missing from your former posts. And how does the breaking of a small or medium sized egg differ in relation to the breaking of a large egg? roll eyes

RE: whats your favourite thing bout sleeping with someone

And that's all you have to say on the matter? 2 degree's...two words...tongue

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RE: how do you like them big or small

But you were speaking only of the 'egg'...and the nature of 'satisfaction' that can be derived from it. You garnish your explanation to liberally dear Turkish. tongue

RE: how do you like them big or small

But the weight has to be 'just right'...right? And what of this 'combination'? Peculiar...rolling on the floor laughing

tongue

RE: how do you like them big or small

Ok, so when you said this, am I right in assuming the satisfaction you derive from the size of an egg means a great deal to you...to the point that you feel personally 'satisfied'?confused

RE: whats your favourite thing bout sleeping with someone

What shirt? We're not talking about sartorial inaccuracies dear blond Turkish sweetie darling...oh dear...this is most worrying.

tongue

RE: how do you like them big or small

So you were talking about eggs all the time then? wink

RE: whats your favourite thing bout sleeping with someone

Hey...that's liberated...cool! rolling on the floor laughing

RE: whats your favourite thing bout sleeping with someone

I did blondie! tongue

RE: how do you like them big or small

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I see...oh...erm...well...nice and...erm...snug then. uh oh

RE: whats your favourite thing bout sleeping with someone

Oh...oh...this psychological battering I'm taking is wearing me down...don't...know...if...I...can...take...any...m..o..r..e....rolling on the floor laughing

Turkish dear, it's ok...really it is. Now, do the cuffs match? rolling on the floor laughing

tongue

RE: how do you like them big or small

Glad to hear it...definately a myriad of relieved chaps out there heaving a sigh of relief. I tells ya, the way women go on about todger size...leaves a lot to be desired.

As for me though, I mourn...as I'm still to tiny for ya. crying

RE: whats your favourite thing bout sleeping with someone

I'm kinda secure in what I think Turkish...especially when it comes to thinkin' about a blond...rolling on the floor laughing

RE: whats your favourite thing bout sleeping with someone

A true blond gives out more than she intends...even one with degrees! tongue

RE: whats your favourite thing bout sleeping with someone

Yer secrets out lady...but I won't hold it against ya! Equal oppurtunities n'all...rolling on the floor laughing

RE: whats your favourite thing bout sleeping with someone

Instead of getting more degree's, why don't you just buy some hair dye? rolling on the floor laughing

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RE: how do you like them big or small

I like 'em small...nice and 'snug'...to make up for my 'manly deficiencies'. rolling on the floor laughing

RE: whats your favourite thing bout sleeping with someone

Well that explains yer lapses then deary. Nevermind...Pip will help you deal with your condition. tongue

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