The day of the show, we go into a barber shop, get the straight blade and get a wax job. That night when the lights head out heads, the light go everywhere and blind everyone
lol its funny you say that, me and my cousin jokes around that one day we will get our heads tatted, I would get the goat and he said he would get a lawnmower
I had something typed up and was about to post but I must be getting old and in my old age started thinking perhaps maybe just maybe you would rather not want to read a graphic description of what happens to a body during cremation step by step so I'll just post random nonsense instead
Why is it on fb that when someone posts a picture of themselves or their kids, all their friends tell them they are so beautiful and pretty, even if they are not. I would like for someone to be honest and say "hey, your kid is as ugly as a cheap steak beaten with a meat hammer and twice as stupid"
My body was screaming for rest. 2 and 3 hours a night just wasn't enough. Tonight could be another slumber as I been unrested for a long time. I got to say its nice to sit here and not be falling asleep like I was doing.
I think its stupid when girls say they can't find a man yet I'm standing right there. I mean, its like saying your hungry when there is a half eaten moldy hot dog on the ground!
RE: Birthday wishes to the birthday girl
They do here, booze and pot are essentials here