What has made you jump out of your skin?

Come on, think way back, sure you can think of somethingcheers

What has made you jump out of your skin?

Have had that happen in local lakes..LOL

What has made you jump out of your skin?

Whe I first moved into this house....... was sittin here on the second night. out of the corner of my eye I saw a quick black flash.. thought it was in my mind. few seconds later I saw it again.. so I sat and watched closely.
sure enough a bat came flying out of the kitchen, across the room and back into the kitchen.

cought him in a fishnet and took him outside.
Illegal to kill them.

RE: Post a rumor about the person above you II

seen her strip live once, In a church!!!wow wow

RE: Post a rumor about the person above you II

6-8-4 are the ages of her children........ just started later in lifewave

RE: Where Men go Wrong.

Hope it was followed by a clear coat!

RE: Where Men go Wrong.

wave banana

RE: Where Men go Wrong.

AMEN!!thumbs up

Find yourself before you find someone else

RE: Where Men go Wrong.

Yea... keep it real on a first date.... You know she willrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Just dont exchange a list of meds that each of you are taking!wink

What has made you jump out of your skin?

I was helping my Daughter today, clean out her garage, has a dirt floor.
She was afraid to go in it because a groundhog had burrowed in.

so I made a lot of noise so it would not come out.

after we got it cleaned out, we were standing at the doorway, I noticed the groundhog came out so I was watching it,, cool looking creature.

I guess she didnt realize it had came out.. when she looked up and saw it.. she grabbed my arm and screamed.........
I just about had to change my pantswow

The groundhog quickly ran back into its hole so she steeped in to grab something else to haul off. (yup.. you can guess)
When she bent over, I grabbed her calf and squeeled.
The look on her face was priceless!!!

tell your story.

RE: We're All Guilty of It..

When you call 911, the first thing they ask "do you have an emergency"

No.. I just needed to know how to get the hard water stains out of my toilet bowl ! doh


Spend a little too long in the john.. someone knocks on the door and ask "is everything alright in there?"
answer back..No- I'm compacted.. I'm trying to dig it out with your toothbrush

RE: We're All Guilty of It..

Weddings are the worst!!
do you take this woman to bo......................
do you take this man to be......................

well doh What the hell do you think we are standing here for?

Cops pulls you over and ask... "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Well........ obviously.. hell no.. or I wouldn't have been doing it!!!!!

Why do so many women go for married men?

It would depend on a lot of things,
How good of a friend....
did they dislike your partner to start with?
Many other things, But If all else fails.. I would sit them both down together and bring it out in the open.. let the squabble happen.. watch both closely and decide then, who is telling the truth.

But wouldnt let either go without doing my best to find out the facts.

Elaction day- USA President

I'll just go under it!
Or I can just climb thru one of the windows you put in it to let the cold air out!!!tongue

Elaction day- USA President

Does no one read previous replies?

Elaction day- USA President

Hey now!!!!!!!!!!!

We can drink your beer and watch your TV's better than you canrolling on the floor laughing

And shoot all of your road signsbeverage delivery

Elaction day- USA President

motorcycle <<------- Looks like he has really bad gas!

Elaction day- USA President

That mean we are all going to run to Canada??confused

motorcycle

Elaction day- USA President

I will go for that as soon as hell freezes over!

But with global warming I dont think we have to ever worry about that happeningdevil laugh

Elaction day- USA President

You're just trying to confuse everyonetongue

Elaction day- USA President

confused confused

lets get a few more votespeace

Why do so many women go for married men?

OK,,
Lets add a second question,
You are married and your husband tells you that one of your female friends is hitting on him.
How would you react?

Why do so many women go for married men?

I was too much of a workaholic and wanted nothing to do with them, no signals from me!

You pretty much answered your ow question here.

That did it this way also,, but right in front of her, a bunch of us were playing cards and she ( wifes so called friend) put her foot in my crotch under the table.
this is when I started yelling at her and my ex wouldnt believe me.
anyhow.. that was years ago.

RE: I'm bored !! So Why Do You think????????

Do you see pink elephants oftenconfused drinking drinking drinking

RE: I'm bored !! So Why Do You think????????

Trying to shake off the fruit knats!!

Why do so many women go for married men?

Too odd...........
Now that I am divorced... it is the married women that keep hitting on me..WTF
Can't win either wayfrustrated

RE: So many black brothers falling along the way side will the black president fall too.

I cant believe Bush is still alive!!!!!mumbling

RE: So many black brothers falling along the way side will the black president fall too.

Just as many white brothers have been taken out also...
Lincoln, Kennedy.. and others

So why make it a Black thing?

But yes.. he can just as likely as any of the others.
But he still has my vote.
The best way for him to stay in office would be to pick a vice that no one wants to take his place.cheers

Why do so many women go for married men?

I just don't get it,, get me so angry.
when I was married, her best friend told me flat out that she wanted to... uummmm hhumm.......
I told my then wife and she wouldnt believe me.doh

RE: We're All Guilty of It..

Once at McDonalds drive thru.. I placed my order and when I was finished , I said very clearly " That.. is..all"( because I knew they always ask) and she still ask me- "would you like a hot apple pie with that ?"
doh

so when she told me the total.. I kept asking her over and over HOW MUCH... WHAT...CAN YOU REPEAT THAT... HOW MUCH????????

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