rasgumby Forum Posts (4,665)

RE: The inane jibberish thread

When I sat my amp re verb on high and played the C cord- God told me that chickens will open Kentucky fried people restaurant's so that people will eat each other and die of Mad people disease!

RE: The inane jibberish thread

I have a crush on most of the females here on CS but the codes implanted in my brain by the CS waves transmitted through the site via my monitor screen tell me that most of them are not women, but are in fact Gillies aliens!

And the ones that really are women are wearing shrouds that causes the men here to become limpitant

RE: crush!!!!!!!!!

Sucks so badly!!

Maybe we will have a massive earthquake, the UK and USA will become one Country... The you are mine!

Unfortunately..... I think that will happen right after hell freezes over

But not all hope is lost...... I am pretty sure I saw a flying pig a few days ago!!

RE: Finding Meaningful Words Where You Least Expected..........

Elaborate a bit?

RE: where have all the good men gone

Thats because I am mostly lurking,
besides.. I have that effect on people

RE: where have all the good men gone

You to!

RE: where have all the good men gone

But that is such an uncommon thing these days!
Too many people making this kind of decision based on need or loneliness or greed instead of real love or respect .
Most are driven by the question ** what can I get out of it**

RE: where have all the good men gone

Not my place to declare myself to be a good man,
I will let her judge.

RE: Being a Christian....

Please clarify the question,
Don't really understand what you are asking.

RE: We

I am so lost!

RE: Favorite Things

Girlz with natural red hair!!!

RE: 1,2,3 lover at the same time!

I would never have 2, 3 or more lovers at the same time....

I only let them come in one at a time while the rest wait in line outside my front door

RE: Things We Miss

Everyone loves you Des!

RE: Things We Miss

I miss my dog! was always so happy to see me and never argued!

Seriously.. miss having someone to talk with about the everyday things!
And someone to cook for......damn I hate cooking just for me!

RE: 1,2,3 lover at the same time!

I seem to have missed something here, I gave the same advice and comments as many people here, but I am the one singled out for you to vent on?
Does that mean that my opinion for some reason means more than the same from someone else?

Sorry- when you ask for advice in a international public forum, that is what you get. You got what you ask for

You are right, I wouldn't stay in that situation for any period of time, what.. is the guy like 12 yrs old? get real. If he was going to hang himself because you are gone-(which is just a childish attempt at control)( and he would not do, I think we have all heard this crap line a few times. but if I am all that someone has to live for then they have nothing useful to offer to a relationship!

There are 2 kind of friends.
one who will just agree with you, to make you feel better or -those that tell you the truth so you might open your eyes and do the right thing to improve your own life.

If one lays in a bed of snakes- should we really expect not to get bitten?

RE: you and your body arts

1 ear pierced and 6 tats, all on my arms.

and a final tat of Jesus on my private part, That way when I make love to a religious woman she can honestly scream " I've got Jesus in me"

Yes, the last one was just a joke.

RE: Do you have the answer???

Just be glad it wasn't a bull instead of a cow!

RE: 1,2,3 lover at the same time!

That is what Bob said at the end of every show.

RE: 1,2,3 lover at the same time!

You are starting to scare me

RE: 1,2,3 lover at the same time!

The price is right!

don't forget to have your Kids.. Pets spayed or neutered!

RE: 1,2,3 lover at the same time!

Yes, they are, so why try so hard to make them even more complex.

We don't need to agree,
good luck #4

RE: 1,2,3 lover at the same time!

WELL SAID!

RE: 1,2,3 lover at the same time!

I am not casting stones,
what I said earlier is mild compared to what I am thinking.
As it says in my profile.. Brutally honest.

Again, How would you feel if you were #1 in this situation ?

I know if it was my gal acting like this, she would be gone real quick.

My advice,, if advice is wanted...
stick with one mate, especially if you are living with them.
if you want to play the field... be single first.

what.......... here looking for #4 and #5 and so on?

We sleep in the bed we make.

RE: 1,2,3 lover at the same time!

So answer the question.

RE: 1,2,3 lover at the same time!

Im not here to be nice, I am honest and don't play games with others.

How would you feel if you were #1 in this situation

RE: 1,2,3 lover at the same time!

Would be great if #1, #2 and #3 were here to read this stuff.

RE: 1,2,3 lover at the same time!

This is a joke thread right?!!!

And then women ask why guys play games?

Clearly you love the drama and extra stress that YOU alone are causing in your life.

RE: Global Warming

Here is a copy of a blog that I wrote some time ago,

Global warming hype!
The government sends us to school to learn so much yet they don’t want us to remember it. Especially when they want to control or scam us.

Global warming is nothing short of lies and a way for big business to make record profits again.
Here is a great example….
Spinning a basketball on your finger,, as long as it is moving a steady speed and well balanced, it will continue to stay upright, the line from your finger to the top of the ball it its axis. This axis will pretty much stay the same. Now start adding weight to the top and bottom of the ball. the heavier it gets, the more it will wobble. Eventually when enough weight is added it will flip over spinning on its side. This is known as a change of axis.

Ok…. Now picture the ball is the earth.
As the ball, spinning with a known axis, over centuries both poles have been getting feet thicker with ice and thousands of tons heavier.. So the earth has began to wobble.
Now only 1 of 2 things can happen.
1.the earth can warm and melt off of the poles and rebalance the earth.. known as self correcting. Or
2.continue getting heavier to the point that the earth flips over on its side. Known as a change of axis! Be thankful that number 1 is what’s happening!
If #2 had happened…the oceans all are displaced due to the change of the direction of spinning.. oceans would cover all know land masses and uncover all new land masses, If this happens we have another ice age because the oceans being removed would cause new high pressure and low pressure points all over the earth surface and causing thousands if violent volcanic activities and completely blacking out the sun. Or worse yet.. the change of axis could very possibly cause the earth to jump orbit. Or in other words.. NO MORE EARTH!
this would happen so suddenly and violently that most all if not all life on earth would be destroyed. Thus creating an entirely different planet from what it is now.

So, the earth is just correcting itself! And will return to normal in time.
So why is this a problem?
The only problem here is the same old!
People have known this forever and decided to ignore it, live life without regard to it.
As the ice on the poles has gotten thicker, the Ocean water levels has slowly gotten lower and lower, exposing more land masses “islands” and receding the beaches farther.. So then people build new communities on these islands. We also keep moving houses ever closer to the beaches, building huge cities with thousands of people right on the current Ocean levels.
So,, when the earth corrects itself and melts the ice back into the oceans,, these newer islands are completely re-covered with water. And the huge ocean side cities will again be under water.. Many of thousands will die.
The right thing to do…move the people!
No easy answers!

more to add later.. BTW Gore is plum full of it!

RE: Pet Peeves

When old people park their shopping cart in the center of the isle and no one can get through.

RE: I think I must be the most popular new person on CS,

She can't protect you!
Be afraid! be very afraid! It has been a full moon lately and I can hear the wolves.