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What makes you a Rebel ?

I have got to try that one sometime when they are really busy!!

What makes you a Rebel ?

There should be signs over swimming pools..

*** I don't pee in your pool so please don't swim in my toilet***

What makes you a Rebel ?

Good thing he didn't check the gas!

What makes you a Rebel ?

Next thing we know the life guards will have rifles with scopes to snipe your kind

What makes you a Rebel ?

And didn't use a fabric softener sheet so the cloths would cling to your body!!

What makes you a Rebel ?

I once fried bacon and crumbled it up and put it in an imitation bacon jar!!

What makes you a Rebel ?

Thats not too bad as long as you don't wipe with the designed side of the paper! wait a minute........ I thinks that might be the wrong emoticon

What makes you a Rebel ?

I opened the end of the box that says " open other end"

What makes you a Rebel ?

Talking heads have a song about you "burning down the house"


I drank milk that was 2 days past date!! yeee haw

What makes you a Rebel ?

Nothing like living on the edge!!

What makes you a Rebel ?

Bro.. Jokes and humor

What makes you a Rebel ?

I just changed my calendar from May to July.......Isnt that like time warp or something?

I wore a sock with a hole in the heel today..

I also added salt to the low sodium pizza that I had for dinner..

I'm telling ya..... I'm living on the wild side today!!!

How about you?

RE: Somebody goes under the knife today..and I get to be his Nurse GoodBody

Glad you made it home well,

now to P&R's house everyone for a pain med party!!!

RE: Somebody goes under the knife today..and I get to be his Nurse GoodBody

Oh hell,, scoot over and make room for me!

I get the other half dozen eggs and half pound of bacon

RE: Do you feel safe in your neighbourhood?

When I lived in the Black Hills, cougars were going through windows of houses to kill house cats. (right through the glass)
But never heard of one attacking a person there.

RE: San Francisco Names Sewer After Bush??

And also a new phrase for the San Francisco gay men.........

One gay says to the other " I'm going to George Bush you so good that you won't be able to crap for a month"

RE: Do you feel safe in your neighbourhood?

I will trade you the hedgehog for one of the bats that keep getting in my house!

RE: Do you feel safe in your neighbourhood?

Whats the address again

RE: Women with Kids

You could always find a much younger gal and have 3-4 more!!!

RE: Supreme Court rules in favor of gun ownership rights (AP)

Who wants to hold my pistol?

Caution........*** IT IS LOADED***

RE: well...im gettin married

So is graphilo
Another possible match for MF !!

RE: well...im gettin married

Jollyboy is on the hunt again........I think we might have a match for ya !!

RE: well...im gettin married

Make it a filleting knife and that would be much more tempting!

RE: well...im gettin married

Will you be wearing white?

RE: within three moths i'm going to visit...

Funny typo.

have a blast.. it shouldn't take you long to get 3 moths

RE: Older children moving back home

Is funny how sometimes they can come through when least expected.
Few are so lucky.

Some kids just really couldn't care less.

RE: Older children moving back home

Sometimes we do return the help.
as the old saying, you reap what you sow.
Most of my childhood my Grandmother raised me after my folks ran off.

about 2 years ago my Granny (80+) had a severe stroke, Fortunately I worked in a nursing home at the time, made decent $$ so that was no issue. After she was released from the hospital she came to our nursing home for 2 months, she could no longer live alone.
So we had a choice, either she could stay in the home or go home with me and have a home nurse check her often.

I moved her in with me, was great being able to return all she had done for me!!!!!
Was so hard for her, she had always been so independent. Before the stroke, she still worked 6 hours per day as a teachers assistant.

Loosing her own home was the worst.
but at least she was happy that she didn't have to stay in the nursing home! She had always told me that she did not want to pass in a home.
Sadly, only 2 months later she had another severe stroke, She survived till all of the family from out of state made it there.
after that I just couldn't live in my home so I sold it ans moved back to my hometown.
Just so glad she was at home.

Where have all of the beautiful 45yr olds gone?

This is Missouri...... Don,t make me swim over there and adjust your attitude!

Where have all of the beautiful 45yr olds gone?

Where have all of the beautiful 45yr olds gone?

If this thread is going to come back,, this part also needs to be repeated so others don't start with the wrong idea again.