rasgumby Forum Posts

OPJul 7, 2008

Worsterist advice ever- come in for the wrong advice!

Always glad to give some bad advice...

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OPJul 7, 2008

Worsterist advice ever- come in for the wrong advice!

Bull Chips!!

No means yes and yes means yes_ and if she slaps you it means... I want you right now!!

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OPJul 7, 2008

Worsterist advice ever- come in for the wrong advice!

Pet... oops

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OPJul 7, 2008

Worsterist advice ever- come in for the wrong advice!

Just ask him if he has per gerbils!

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OPJul 7, 2008

Worsterist advice ever- come in for the wrong advice!

Thats an easy one.. never say NO!!!
Just spread em right there on the floor no matter where you are!
No more misunderstandings!!!

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OPJul 7, 2008

Worsterist advice ever- come in for the wrong advice!

If that don't work,, you might want to try the entire orange up your bottom!

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OPJul 7, 2008

Worsterist advice ever- come in for the wrong advice!

Tell us your problems so we can help destroy your life also!

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OPJul 7, 2008

Worsterist advice ever- come in for the wrong advice!

Tell Us your problems... Myself and others will tell you how to really screw up your life.. Just in case you haven't already figured out how to do it yourself!!

Heres my first problem...

I am shy when I first meet a gal.. How can I overcome this?

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Jul 7, 2008

RE: Say Something... No need for name... Be nice if can -Part 2!

Be nice.......... Here goes.

Sometimes I just word things wrong!

I once saw a very attractive girl in the grocery store....
When she got close to me, I said to her " you have a face that would stop a clock"
I couldn't understand till later why she got so angry.

I should have said......" You are so Beautiful... Its like time standing still"

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Jul 7, 2008

RE: guys don't read profiles

I haven't broken anything of yours.............YET

But to stay on topic.. I do read all profiles before writing to anyone.
And of most people in the forums before chatting much.

Is sometimes funny, Look at a profile and read it, then back out..
Just for them to drop me a line and ask.. Why didn't you email me?

Like I would email everyone that I have looked at

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Jul 7, 2008

RE: guys don't read profiles

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Jul 6, 2008

RE: guys don't read profiles

I'm too wild,,
I can't be broken

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Jul 6, 2008

RE: guys don't read profiles

OMG!! I have been kicked to the curb........AGAIN!!

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Jul 6, 2008

RE: just precisely when did we become

But if I play slightly rough and break something by accident

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Jul 6, 2008

RE: guys don't read profiles

Or tired of picking out the corn and peanuts

I didn't say that out loud did I?

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OPJul 6, 2008

How do you save $$$$ on gas?

When I was younger, I would hitch hike a lot. great way to meet people.
I loved it when I found a broken down car on the highway!
I would stand by it as if it was my car.. would always get a ride quickly.. first thing they ask.. whats wrong with your car?

LOL
Had some good made up stories for them

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OPJul 6, 2008

How do you save $$$$ on gas?

Paleface

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Jul 6, 2008

RE: guys don't read profiles

I have one for my kitty litter box, gets the cat Poo out,, but the BS seems to slip right through it

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Jul 6, 2008

RE: just precisely when did we become

BS!!!
I ask for you TO post one!!

Or if you wish.. you can just send the nudes to my real email!

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Jul 6, 2008

RE: just precisely when did we become

Sounds fair to me.................

Don't break my heart and I wont break any of their body parts

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OPJul 6, 2008

How do you save $$$$ on gas?

{ Inquiring minds wants to know} LOL

For long road trips.. Have a trailer hitch installed on the front of the car,, that can be lowered onto other cars that have a ball hitch!!!

Let them pull you there!

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Jul 6, 2008

RE: just precisely when did we become

I Know, I Know.......... You just took your pictures down because way too many men were hitting on you!

The dogs!!!

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Jul 6, 2008

RE: just precisely when did we become

No kidding!!!!

But I just had to look at your picture closer... DAMN........ That would scare a gay guy straight!!

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Jul 6, 2008

RE: guys don't read profiles

That just don't work unless they are honest... usually it takes months to find out the lies>>

I just don't have that good of a lie shifter. Wonder if I can get a new one at ACE

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Jul 6, 2008

RE: guys don't read profiles

Then we get the other extreme,,

some say they are 45 and have a picture of a 60+ YEAR OLD...wtf

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Jul 6, 2008

RE: guys don't read profiles

I do, but usually wonder why,

All say almost exactly the same thing.
Also.... why have up a 10 year old picture and then complain when younger guys hit on ya???

Want guys your age.. Put up a current photo as a main pic.

If I wanted to pick up the young girls, I could put up a picture of when I was 30, But I think they might notice if we ever meet.

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Jul 6, 2008

RE: just precisely when did we become

If you do.......... I will put up a picture of me in a thong!

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Jul 6, 2008

RE: just precisely when did we become

The one where you are holding up the shoes, you look great, but god you have bad taste in shoes..

Your welcome.. the advice was free

Heres some better advice..LOL
Lets have a picture of you in a string Bikini!!!

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Jul 6, 2008

RE: just precisely when did we become

LMAO

If I want someone to play with my heart.. At least I want them to do it in real life... so I can play with whatever of their body parts I want to at the same time

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Jul 6, 2008

RE: just precisely when did we become

Hey girl, whered the HOT picture go to

And what advice do you need

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Worsterist advice ever- come in for the wrong advice!

Worsterist advice ever- come in for the wrong advice!

Worsterist advice ever- come in for the wrong advice!

Worsterist advice ever- come in for the wrong advice!

Worsterist advice ever- come in for the wrong advice!

Worsterist advice ever- come in for the wrong advice!

Worsterist advice ever- come in for the wrong advice!

Worsterist advice ever- come in for the wrong advice!

RE: Say Something... No need for name... Be nice if can -Part 2!

RE: guys don't read profiles

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How do you save $$$$ on gas?

How do you save $$$$ on gas?

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How do you save $$$$ on gas?

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