rasgumby Forum Posts (4,665)

RE: what matters more: looks or personality?

The catfish like the good looking liver!

RE: HOLY QURAN IS EXPLAINING;MARY--JESUS --DISCIPLES

I agree,
Is why I push for him being brought up on criminal charges also.
read the impeach Bush thread.

RE: HOLY QURAN IS EXPLAINING;MARY--JESUS --DISCIPLES

Know it !

But I still enjoy chatting it a bit.

Most who claim to be Christians are such Hypocrites.
Yes, The Bible says not to judge others. However.... It does not tell us to become blind to those who are false Christians.

Many try to use paraphrased sections of the Bible to make their bad actions appear good. Yet refuse to read and understand the entire meaning and message.
Or more properly put....... Most ignore the majority of it, in order to live however they want- yet proclaim to be a true Christian.

RE: HOLY QURAN IS EXPLAINING;MARY--JESUS --DISCIPLES

"78. There is among them a section who distort the Book with their tongues: (As they read) you would think it is a part of the Book, but it is no part of the Book; and they say, "That is from Allah," but it is not from Allah. It is they who tell a lie against Allah, and (well) they know it!"

This describes the vast majority of people who claim to be "Christians"

Claiming to believe in God and the Bible.. Yet pick and choose what parts they want to follow and what parts they don't like gets ignored.

These actions say that they want to follow the path.. but only till it gets to a harder section to follow.

People keep changing the meaning of the Bible, till it becomes mute.

This is like when drinking water... clean and pure, but not much taste to it,
So people keep adding stuff to it to change the taste...
When do we reach the point that we can no longer call it water?!

If we make coffee from water.. is it still JUST water? is it still pure and good for the body? can we still bath in it and become clean?
No........

RE: HOLY QURAN IS EXPLAINING;MARY--JESUS --DISCIPLES

I am slightly confused.

If these people were of Islam, Where did thes names come from?

Mary = English name ?

Jesus= Mexican ?

43. "O Mary! worship thy Lord devoutly: Prostrate thyself, and bow down (in prayer) with those who bow down."

Would this not suggest that we pray with those who also follow God... Not with those whom do not believe?!

RE: I need help

sutrngrand Southern grandma

Worsterist advice ever- come in for the wrong advice!

But since you are a dog for now.......... I will let you stick your nose any place you want!

Worsterist advice ever- come in for the wrong advice!

Hey now... By that current picture, I can honestly say... Don't be such a B***H! ( hey folks.. just for the record- She had a dog photo up when I wrote this)

Worsterist advice ever- come in for the wrong advice!

only one cup... 72 ounces..LOL

No, just woke to early.

query already above, abt my dog.

Worsterist advice ever- come in for the wrong advice!

I've been lynched so many times..... I now just wear the rope as a necktie!

Worsterist advice ever- come in for the wrong advice!

So wheres your advice

I don't get it There is bad advice in most threads, But I give a special spot here for bad advice and so few want to join in

My Daddy always said " If something is worth doing- Its worth doing right"

So I figured.. if we are going to screw up- at least we should do a great job of it!!

RE: What do I do?

I may be naive, But I thought there were no divorces in India????

But also think.. it's her problem.
however.. since he is a friend.. If you ever hear that he is in fact cheating, I think you should tell him as a friend that he is doing wrong.

Worsterist advice ever- come in for the wrong advice!

OK, problem you all can give me advice on.

I have a new pet- Dog.
He keeps humping everybody's leg, How do I get him to stop??

Make it good..LOL

Worsterist advice ever- come in for the wrong advice!

Really, you should just get on your knees and beg him to come back, Tell him that you just don't want to live a life without him!!

do this with a knife to your throat for effect!!

Tell him that his mum can move in with you to, and his girlfriend..

I will think a bit to see if I can come up with some worse advice

Your welcome

Worsterist advice ever- come in for the wrong advice!

And where have you located that lot??

this is a joke thread.. Make up a silly problem...

or you are free to give some bad advice to others!!!

RE: Who Lies More ?!?

Whoever can type the fastest!

Worsterist advice ever- come in for the wrong advice!

MEN.
You can't live with them and you can't run them through a blender!

Worsterist advice ever- come in for the wrong advice!

First you need a drill with a 2 inch bit.
a good heave log chain and lock, huge shovel and flash light with fresh batteries!

first go out in the woods and dig a hole 7 feet by 4 feet by 6 feet deep.
then invite him over for dinner and maybe some play afterwards.
after he has his last supper, lay him on the ground, when he closes his eyes... drill through his forehead.

place the body in the frig and wrap the log chain around it and the lock.
place it in the hole and cover it up.

or.. Option 2. just let him have everything

RE: What to do with a wedding ring after divorce

Since I had to pay for all of the rings, I just sold mine, not much fun since I just put the cash back in the bank.
she used hers to get married again a year later.

RE: What to do with a wedding ring after divorce

Glad you cleared that up.
I thought you meant that she sold it for coke money

Worsterist advice ever- come in for the wrong advice!

Tell Us your problems... Myself and others will tell you how to really screw up your life.. Just in case you haven't already figured out how to do it yourself!!rolling on the floor laughing

Heres my first problem...

Come on folks..... You have been doing things the wrong-- wrong way.
let others tell you the right wrong way

Worsterist advice ever- come in for the wrong advice!

Looked to me like the change most likely all fell out!
I thinkest the closer was wore out!!

piece ...........oops......... I mean peace!

RE: GOD HAS FORGOTEN TO GIVE US.....

Or a Bible

RE: I'm over her, now what?

Dang if that title isn't misleading!!!

I thought.. dang,, if you need that much instruction........ may as well give up now

RE: Gentlemen This woman seems real friendly!

But isn't it much easier to type with both hands

Worsterist advice ever- come in for the wrong advice!

Hey girl, read the title of the thread

But at least I didn't tell you to charge for it

But hey........ Honestly. a little extra cash never hurts!!!

RE: Gentlemen This woman seems real friendly!

2 or 3 !!! she must be Chinese!

Worsterist advice ever- come in for the wrong advice!

Or you can just move to Missouri!!!
Hint Hint

Worsterist advice ever- come in for the wrong advice!

Another easy one.

Put a red light in the front bedroom window or maybe even in the front porch light. will get you some activity before you have to go to work.

Then go to church on Sundays wearing a really short mini skirt!

If that don't work....
in all of your free time.. walk around town in chaps with no jeans underneath!!!

If that also fails.....
You might want to shower out in your front yard with cold water

RE: Gentlemen This woman seems real friendly!

Still there, but I don't think they will be for long