rasgumby Forum Posts (4,665)

Diet for women-Guaranteed to work! Instantly

Then we could share clothes!!!

Diet for women-Guaranteed to work! Instantly

ok,, ok,,,
I don't want to know about the men that wear womens jeans

Diet for women-Guaranteed to work! Instantly

Maybe mens sizes should be changed also!!

Just to be more honest!!!

Maybe behind the number sizes for mens jeans add.........

NBSP, NBLP, NBXP, BBSP.........................

NBSP= NO BUTT SMALL PACKAGE.....And so on

What ya think?
Honest or TMI

Diet for women-Guaranteed to work! Instantly

Lets start with mens size clothes, pants are sized by actual measurements of his waist and inseam.

On the other hand..... womens sizes are complicated for men to understand!
remember- we are thinking inches-
womens sizes= 2,4,6,8,10........16

We are thinking..........OH MY GOD.......... A 2 INCH WAIST
16 IS STILL TOO SMALL....not enough to hold on to!!

Numbers are just too personal.

Diets suck and are extremely hard to stick to over a long period of time.
I have never seen a person yet loose weight just by watching Gene Simmons or by eating a weight watchers meal after eating an entire bag of potato chips.

So... Here is th easiest DIET plan .........Just use letters for sizing clothes!
Such as... SS, SF, SX, MS, MF, MX, TS, TF, TX, XTS, XTF, XSS, XSF...............

SS=SHORT SKINNY
TF=TALL FAT
XSXF=EXTREMELY SHORT AND EXTREMELY FAT.............NO NO NO NO!!
That would be to easy and too honest!

Lets mix them up just to screw with the male minds
USE THEM BACKWARDS!
SS= EXTREMELY TALL AND EXTREMELY FAT
TF= SHORT AND SKINNY
XSXF= VERY TALL AND VERY SKINNY

THESE SIZES COULD BE USED FOR MEN AS WELL....... BUT THEN WE WOULD KNOW THE REAL MEANING OF THE SIZE CHARTS....
NOW.......... We can't have that can we

This is only a joke...... Do NOT take personally
And clearly I have too much free time on my hands

RE: What Can I Do Now

Then what is the drama about

Let her live her own life and you live yours.
If she lives on her own... does she really need to call and get Mom's permission to go out for a weekend

RE: New Profile??? If Anyone Gets Any Strange Mails From Morganlee........

And here I though you were really stalking me..............

Damn.......Another dream shattered!!!

seriously, Ex's can be such d*ck,
don't worry, we know you well enough by now to know that you wouldn't send out nasty emails.

RE: moving in together

"moving in together"

Sounds like movie of the week

**Moving in "to get her"**


seriously.. 2 months........ sounds like something we do in our 20's.

A better way to look at it might be..... at this age, is it really a smart thing to do to rush in again without getting to really know the other person well first?????
this would be even a bigger waste of precious time.
I mean getting so deeply involved so fast just to end up alone again because you just can't live together a year later.

I would think it much smarter to wait, don't rush, get to know them VERY well first, in 2 months you haven't even seen the real person yet! just the getting to know you-* put on front...* anyone can put on a false front for a short time...... but in the long run the front peels away.\


Then you will know who you are really dealing with.

Have we learned anything from our younger years??

RE: guy's,daniel,zdeadmanwalking,anyone

2 or 3 videos right here on cs, look them up

RE: guy's,daniel,zdeadmanwalking,anyone

We have all heard you sing, So I will keep my poems to myself..sorry

Mature women better lovers?

these days...........what the heck is normal

Mature women better lovers?

Just how it goes sometimes

I just kept thinking of the old song..sad to belong to someone else when the right one comes along............

I'd rather wait for the right one.

My luck she wont be in the united states

Mature women better lovers?

you were right, I asked her straight out if I was that bad of a kisser, bad breath or what..
said she was just nervous, got better.

But had to end it, She was/is a drama queen.
just not my style.

I'm just too laid back.

Ohh Baby- I want you in the worst way

Sorry all! I completely forgot that I started this thread

another one of the worse would be in the fruit isle at wal-mart.......with a person you just met........damn fruit gnats !!

Where have all of the beautiful 45yr olds gone?

What a load of crap!!

Where have all of the beautiful 45yr olds gone?

OUCH!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Im outta here

RE: Question...haha

I never kiss and tell!
So you better kiss me quick...........

since you haven't yet -I am free to tell everything

Where have all of the beautiful 45yr olds gone?

No thanks..... she don't have enough to hold on to!

and she give new meaning to a "face lift"
for her it is when she is too drunk......... someone has to lift her face for her when she pukes

RE: Question...haha

Nothing but a toothbrush!

I have plenty of food and you won't need any cloths while here

Where have all of the beautiful 45yr olds gone?

Oh come on....... You would look so silly with a neck that long!

Where have all of the beautiful 45yr olds gone?

Just my fricken luck!!
after 7 kids, I made sure that I can't have more, and my weekends are pretty full

But I am willing to help you practice.

Where have all of the beautiful 45yr olds gone?

Personally I think** Many are suffering from the ugly duckling syndrome.**

Many are looking so much better as they age, (But not all- )

I am currently taking applications and interviewing for my next potential EX!

RE: No Strings attached

no strings attached means that it is going to be very difficult to remove the tampon!

RE: would you tell?

Just an idea,
Put a recorder in your pocket and confront him....tell him what you have been told and see what his reaction is.

Proof either way on tape.

Mature women better lovers?

A Great kiss could change your mind!

Hey........ come back here............. stop running so fast

RE: Add A Caption to my Photo

I don't pluck daddy ducks.......... but Im the baddest mother plucker you have ever seen!!

Mature women better lovers?

The special people get freebies!!!

RE: Add A Caption to my Photo

Oh my God..........did that judge just say 30 to life??



Hangovers suck so bad

RE: It the reason that men often let the woman make the first move because of fear of rejection?

Would all of the women that would like to practice their rejection techniques please drop me a line!!

go ahead... make my day

RE: It the reason that men often let the woman make the first move because of fear of rejection?

Not intended to offend,
I was thinking about the Bikini picture you posted previously... was funny as hell.

RE: I don't care much about the outside but care about the inside, oh yeah?

"I don't care much about the outside"

That would be the worst opening line anyone could use in an email to be,

it would sound like they are saying... ras.. you are butt ugly but I would like to get to know you better!?