Where have all of the beautiful 45yr olds gone?

I HAVE HAD VERY LITTLE SUCESS IN FINDING SOMEONE OVER 45 WHO IS Beautiful STILL HAVE THEIR TEETH SHAPELY BODY HAIR SO DECIDED TO POLL AND SEE IF ANYONE AGREES WITH ME. NOW REMEMBER I SAID 45 AND Beautiful- NOT DROP DEAD GEORGOUS BUT THAT WOULD ALSO DO THANK YOU . XTCkiss kiss kiss

wanted

Nope.. found it somewhere else and thought it was funny.

But I don't need a puzzle,
Re=read the OP !! says it all!tongue

RE: Which of the 7 deadly sins applies to you?

Hell....... A rich old woman with a lot of life insurance and me on her will!

RE: Which of the 7 deadly sins applies to you?

thumbs up

RE: Which of the 7 deadly sins applies to you?

Hell no!
I own my home and live alone!!!applause applause applause

But I do prefer established women...
I expect a partner to contribute just as much as I do. in all aspects.
I don't want to lead and I will not follow.. walk side by side.

RE: Which of the 7 deadly sins applies to you?

Nope.. not all

RE: Which of the 7 deadly sins applies to you?

Lust is a trickt one!

I haven't acted on it in over 3 years,, but because of that, I think about it morecrying

RE: Which of the 7 deadly sins applies to you?

I would be happy to help you with the lust but not with shrimpwink laugh

RE: Which of the 7 deadly sins applies to you?

Isn't that double standardsdunno

Thats exactly what a lot of women want. (if truth be known)

RE: Question of people of divorce

Elated!!!!
Thanking God that I could finish remodeling the house in peace.
Mow the yard in peace,
drive in peace, sleep, hike, breath. ride my bike, cook, bath,come home from work in PEACE!!!!!!!!!!applause

wanted

boy. that was a classical typo!

abnana! lets try banana

getting too excited there!

wanted

Just drop me an email and I will give you my address!!banana applause dancing applause banana

banana pointing I've got such a happy abnana!

RE: If you can help ???

Sure.. same as my folks did.
tell him to eat what is put on the table or go hungry,
He gets hungry enough he will eat.

is how I was taught and my kids as well, and we all turned out fine.

RE: WHERE HAVE ALL THE HANDSOME 45YR OLDS GONE

We are all out with the 30 year old women!

RE: WHERE HAVE ALL THE HANDSOME 45YR OLDS GONE

Well kiss my buttttttongue wink

wanted

Any takers???banana banana

No strings attached.. just a few ropeswink
and maybe fur lined handcuffs.

wanted

A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frog
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
but please only read lines 1,3 and 5.

Sounds about right.wink

RE: Bush will stay in power..how you ask?

I sometimes enjoy Whiskey on my Cheerios in the morning also!rolling on the floor laughing applause

shock sick

RE: JYO

Not sure... send me some nudes and I will let you knowrolling on the floor laughing

RE: Idiot Quote of the Century:

Won't he feel silly when I beat him with my crutchrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing shock

RE: WHAT IF YOU WERE ADOPTED??

mostly just the family medical background, other than that I really don't want to know.
I was in foster care you many years but I said no when they wanted to adopt me.

RE: Idiot Quote of the Century:

confused You seemed to have forgot how to highlight the important parts!

in this entire report,, is there even one mention of any inspector saying "yes. we think they might have WMD's"

no.. not even one..

so why was this war really started?
clear this up for us

RE: Idiot Quote of the Century:

the entire point was that Bush concluded that Iraq definitely had WMD..

That is what the war was started overdoh

the inspectors made it clear that there were most likely none.
which we found out is the case.. we didn't even find 1.

So.. keep defending that stance..
This war was based on lies and coverup. when we had no solid evidence of anything.

There should be no war at all without solid proof.

Bush just had to finish his Daddy's war.

Later...... I think I might need to go beat my neighbor because I think he might have spit on my cardoh

RE: Idiot Quote of the Century:

This was all announced to the entire world.............. can you not remember that far back?

RE: Idiot Quote of the Century:

Meanwhile, Saddam appears to have lost interest altogether in biological weapons. "ISG found no direct evidence that Iraq, after 1996, had plans for a new BW [biological warfare] programme or was conducting BW-specific work for military purposes," the report concluded, adding that "there appears to be a complete absence of discussion or even interest in BW at the presidential level".

Iraq would therefore "have faced great difficulty in re-establishing an effective BW agent production capability".

As far as making a nuclear bomb was concerned, Mr Duelfer said Saddam "was further away in 2003 than he was in 1991. So the nuclear programme was decaying steadily".

Mr Duelfer's team did find evidence that Saddam wanted to restart his weapons programmes if the United Nations embargo on his country was lifted. However, none of that evidence was on paper. The primary source was the imprisoned dictator himself.

According to Mr Duelfer, Saddam saw WMD primarily as a counterbalance to Iran's programmes. The ousted dictator reportedly told his interrogators "he would do whatever it took to offset the Iranian threat, making it clear he was referring to Iran's nuclear capability", Mr Duelfer said.

He suggested that only the ousted leader knew what his weapons plans were and that even close aides were uncertain whether Iraq had WMD or not.

The Duelfer report found that there had been no "identifiable group of WMD policy makers or planners separate from Saddam.

"Instead, his lieutenants understood WMD revival was his goal from their long association with Saddam and his infrequent but firm, verbal comments and directions to them."

In the 12 years between the first and second Gulf wars, however, an American official who helped compile the report said, it was clear that UN sanctions had been effective in persuading Saddam to disarm.

Mr Duelfer said Saddam's "prime objective was the termination of UN sanctions on Iraq. And he weighed all policy actions and steps for their impact on this overarching objective".

Saddam apparently believed WMD had stopped the US marching on Baghdad in 1991 and had prevented defeat by Iran.

A separate CIA report, leaked to the US press this week, severely weakened the Bush claim of a link between Baghdad and al-Qaida. It found no clear evidence of Iraq harbouring Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, a Jordanian terrorist believed to be behind many of the attacks and now holding the British hostage, Kenneth Bigley.

In all, 1,625 US and UN inspectors were working in Iraq for two years - from November 2002 to September 2004 - at a cost of over $1bn. They searched nearly 1,700 sites.
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RE: Idiot Quote of the Century:

We all knew this before Bush's re-election.. you just choose to ignore it.doh
There were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq

1,625 UN and US inspectors spent two years searching 1,700 sites at a cost of more than $1bn. Yesterday they delivered their verdict
* Julian Borger in Washington
* The Guardian,
* Thursday October 7, 2004
Saddam Hussein destroyed his last weapons of mass destruction more than a decade ago and his capacity to build new ones had been dwindling for years by the time of the Iraq invasion, according to a comprehensive US report released yesterday.

The report, the culmination of an intensive 15-month search by 1,200 inspectors from the CIA's Iraq Survey Group (ISG), concluded that Saddam had ambitions to restart at least chemical and nuclear programmes once sanctions were lifted.

However, concrete plans do not appear to have been laid down, let alone set in motion. Nor did Saddam issue direct verbal orders to develop weapons of mass destruction (WMD). The main evidence of his intentions are his own cryptic remarks, and the meaning his aides inferred from them.

The ISG conclusions, delivered to Congress yesterday, are badly timed for George Bush's re-election bid, as they starkly contradict his pre-war claims as well as statements he has made on the campaign trail.

Even in recent days the president has insisted that, although Iraq had no WMD at the time of the war, it was a "gathering threat" which had to be confronted. Instead the ISG found Saddam represented a diminishing threat.

However, Charles Duelfer, the head of the ISG and the report's chief author, said that by late 2001, when the international embargo on Iraq was tightened, it was clear sanctions would not have contained Saddam for much longer.

Mr Duelfer told a Senate committee yesterday the Saddam regime "had made progress in eroding sanctions, and had it not been for September 11, things would have taken a very different turn for the regime". He pointed out the report was comprehensive but "not final" as a team of 900 linguists were still sifting through a mountain of documents.

But Mr Duelfer, a former UN weapons inspector, added: "I still do not expect that militarily significant WMD stocks are hidden in Iraq."

Tony Blair said that the report showed Saddam was seeking to develop weapons of mass destruction and had retained key scientists to do so.

Mr Blair said in Ethiopia that the report showed that "the situation is far more complicated than many thought. Just as I have had to accept that the evidence now shows that there were not stockpiles of actual weapons ready to deploy, I hope others will have the honesty to accept that the report also shows that sanctions were not working. On the contrary Saddam was doing his best to get round those sanctions".

Iraq had pesticide plants and other chemical facilities which could have been converted to the production of chemical weapons, the ISG found, but there was no clear evidence of such plans.

(continued)

RE: Idiot Quote of the Century:

" stupid is as stupid does"

Forrest Gumps Momrolling on the floor laughing

PARENT - Job Description

Been there,, done that...

From now on I will apply for other jobs

PARENT - Job Description

PARENT - Job Description

This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way, I don't believe any of us would have done it!!!!

POSITION :
Mom, Mother, Mommy, Mama, Ma, Dad, Daddy, Father, Dada, Pa, Pop

JOB DESCRIPTION :

Long term, team players needed, for challenging, permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call.
Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities! Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required.

RESPONSIBILITIES :

The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from
the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks. Must be a willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half m illion cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices. Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst.
Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.

POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION :

None!
Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you.

PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE :

None required unfortunately.
On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.

WAGES AND COMPENSATION :

Get this! You pay them!
Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent. When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.

BENEFITS :

While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth, unconditional love, and free hugs and kisses for life if you play your cards right.


Forward this on to all the PARENTS you know, in appreciation for everything they do on a daily basis, letting them know they are appreciated for the fabulous job they do ... or forward with love to anyone thinking of applying for the job.

** AND A FOOTNOTE 'THERE IS NO RETIREMENT -- EVER!!! **

RE: Question About Outlet Boxes - Guy Stuff lol

the ground wire, rolling on the floor laughing

It can be hooked to either the metal box or the green screw on the outlet.
if the ground is hooked to the box, the outlet will automatically be grounded when you screw it into the box.

but the ground wire being loose is a problem if it touches either side of the outlet,

And I am an electrician.

But agree with bodleing, much safer not to play with it if you don't know what you are doing.

one simple mistake it all it takes.

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