Elley Forum Posts (2,808)

RE: WHO'S THE WORLDS FUNNIEST BLACK MAN WILL SMITH BILL COSBY CHRIS ROCK EDDIE MURPHY OR RICHARD PRYOR ?

Richard Pryor is one of the funniest guys,black or white. The others aren,t even half way funny. JMO

RE: Lonely

I just don,t bother opening mine, I don,t need it spelling out that I,ve spent more than I have got.

RE: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF?

one day we shall drink to your patience with yourself.

RE: Lonely

Retail therapy is always good,til you get buyers remorse.

RE: The Modern Way to Cook Popcorn...

Gongman, please tell Flor she,s got mail. Thankyou.

RE: VIVA ESPANA......

How can Holland be the best team, Spain won. Why give compliments and then take the shine off them in such a way. Sorry, Holland played beautifully, but the best team won.

RE: ask?

RE: Should there be a one Universal language ?

Body language ???

RE: ask?

ok, that,s fine, you don,t invite me and I won,t invite you,done.

RE: ask?

Cause that way you never ever have to suffer rejection. Well some of us men have very fragile egos and in a modern world I cannot see why you should retain the exclusive power to attract and reject at will.

For many decades you have successfully lobbied for equal rights and although there are still a great many inequalities re womens rights it is grossly unfair not to extend the hand of equality in our direction a little. Or is it really the case, as I have stated above, that you only want equal rights to the good things in life. The sad fact of the matter is that lots of progressive women want to hold on to their female power base whilst making inroads into the male one.

RE: ask?

Why ?

RE: weddings

Well my second one cost ten grand, and I paid ! I paid for a ten grand piss up for people (apart from the three from my side of the family) I would not now piss on if they were on fire. Ah well.....life goes on.

RE: VIVA ESPANA......

RE: Who will win Euro 2008?

Toldya theyd win,wuddn lissen wuddya.

RE: Understanding women

You were the genie and I am the woman.

What a week.....!

Date was ok, I enjoyed it,though later discovered that I was being used to get to other people. Anyway, I,ll not let that tarnish what was still an enjoyable evening.

Pretty much given up on the idea of dating or meeting anyone really. Back to concentrating on me and just having a good time on my own.
one date in three years and it was somebody just wanting to take advantage !!! Tells its own story. Would be nice to meet somebody who wants to spend some quality time with me just to be with me and not because of what I can give.There you go. Basically life is good,even better without a date. Thanks for asking.

RE: IT`S TIME TO RE-INTRODUCE YOURSELVES .....

Actually it,s upbrade so we both got it wrong. Touche.

RE: IT`S TIME TO RE-INTRODUCE YOURSELVES .....

RE: HAVE YOU EVER JOINED A GYM?

Playing devil,s advovate here Q man, I think Smokey was talking about the general tone,which is always a prob with postings. I,m sure your advice was well intentioned and makes good sense, but I suppose when we get on our little hobby horse and start preaching even good things some people percieve that as a little putty downy kinda thing.

Now go blow each other a kiss.

RE: HAVE YOU EVER JOINED A GYM?

Only a couple ???? Liar

RE: HAVE YOU EVER JOINED A GYM?

Just another little thought sorta tweaked into my dome, I have been breaking my balls these last few years.

RE: HAVE YOU EVER JOINED A GYM?

I am rather mindless today (the wind).

Just a thought, but anyone ever broken or strained their willy, in action, as it were.

RE: IT`S TIME TO RE-INTRODUCE YOURSELVES .....

Now I,m goona de-introduce myself and go for a siesta. Catch you later guys an gals.

RE: IT`S TIME TO RE-INTRODUCE YOURSELVES .....

Actually Smokey I do so hate to unbraid you, and you don,t often give me reason,hoooooooooowever, the thread says quote "re-introduce yourself" or summat like that.

RE: IT`S TIME TO RE-INTRODUCE YOURSELVES .....

RE: IT`S TIME TO RE-INTRODUCE YOURSELVES .....

Hello, I,m me.Who are you ?

RE: its dating time

6. Chocolate shop, how could you forget that one DF?

RE: HAVE YOU EVER JOINED A GYM?

RE: WHEN DO YOU EAT THE MOST ....?

Be very very careful when in Spain at this time of year. Food poisoning is quite common,esp with eggs an things dairy. Had it once, never ever to be forgotten, spent the whole bloody night sat on the pan, head over the bidet just in front. The runs and vomiting at one and the same time, head aspinning........not nice. Take care.

RE: HAVE YOU EVER JOINED A GYM?

And you get to feast on Gongman actually being in love/getting divorced are both great ways to lose weight. I think in both cases it is because your body is making sure you are up to the job of.....the conquest you are about consumate and the ones you want to, astwer.