RE: Be honest.... Did YOU take care of yourself?

Why thank you,kind lady.


Just as long as you don't ever bring up that dreaded "love" word again.

RE: Be honest.... Did YOU take care of yourself?

And because I'm a gentleman,I'll oblige.
So long as you give an extra good scrubbing first. Mais e do thoil e.

RE: Be honest.... Did YOU take care of yourself?

Woah there Bridie.
I'd have to get you past the disappointment of unrequired lust first.
Baby steps bouquet

RE: Be honest.... Did YOU take care of yourself?

At the rate you're calling people,you'll have to get a bigger houselaugh

RE: Be honest.... Did YOU take care of yourself?

Yeah. You'll stay on topic in future professor

RE: Be honest.... Did YOU take care of yourself?

I seem to recall something about Lolita being thrown off a traindunno

RE: Be honest.... Did YOU take care of yourself?

I'm getting there,but thanks foy your empathy & concern anyway.
Mucho appreciated wink

RE: Be honest.... Did YOU take care of yourself?

Have to be honest,I'd have more belief in the Dog.wink

RE: Be honest.... Did YOU take care of yourself?

Wha????

Now I'm just sittin here feeling all sad n rejected

sigh crying

RE: Be honest.... Did YOU take care of yourself?

Be honest woman.
You've already looked, haven't youdancing

RE: Be honest.... Did YOU take care of yourself?

Anseo.









Oh no.My bad. I thought you said Dog.
Sorry.

RE: Unlaoised is in Love with me.....

I hope ye will be very happy together.
You will probably try be the dominant one.

RE: The Irish empire....

Ahh potholes. Where would ya be without them.
One of our biggest exports.

Or would that be arseholesconfused

RE: What's the best detergent?

For really difficult stains, cellulose paint thinners or brake cleaner is effictivelaugh

RE: The Irish empire....

Don't be so damned fussy woman.
It's nuggets or nothing.
Now send the account numbersad flower

RE: The Irish empire....

I would like to deposit 50,000,000 coal nuggets (undisclosed to revenue)to your account.
Please PM me your account number so we can finalize this transaction without further delay.

RE: The Irish empire....

If you wrote that the first time instead of blaming the poor innocent Irish convicts,
I wouldn't have to be finicky about it cheers laugh

RE: The Irish empire....

Naw.That was the English that ripped them off.laugh

RE: SO Where's Rainbow suddenly disappeared to ?

The only reason she's outside your gate is for the shlong measuring competition.

Bet she has a bigger onelaugh

RE: Have you ever put a 9 inch in your rear?

Most likely by the "removable third member"

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Hope the three of them aren't in the one cell.

Only two coming out alivelaugh

RE: Give me some Lip

Police here are exempted from wearing seat belts,maybe same in USA.
Is this for some charity or do they just have no criminals to catch?

RE: Give me some Lip

Not exactly lip sync but funny all the same

RE: Now a days Why divorced ratio is very high

Thought everybody knew that marriage is the only reason for divorce.

RE: Should I go electric?



Not a goat but near enough.
Will mow grass & fertilize at the same time.

RE: Irish ladies

To the untrained eye, the remaining 20% look pretty much like the other 80%.

RE: Irish ladies

You're expectations aren't too high at all.
That's a very accurate description of 80% of Irish women.

RE: Guess What These Delicious Babies Are

Is that one of those long wheel base all terrain chickens?
Never seen one before - thought they were an urban legend laugh

RE: Guess What These Delicious Babies Are

Me bloody neither barf

RE: Funny ! All men in Ireland and Malta are in the CS

Theway100. He was a poster on here. I think he's on holidays. Enforced holidayslaugh

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