HJFinAZ Forum Posts (17,068)

RE: Mary me and take me anywhere.....

Would it have anything to do with incomprehensible demoralization??

RE: Mary me and take me anywhere.....

" Mary me and take me anywhere.....I'm just drunk,"



OK.....

What will happen when you sober up??

RE: YOU GET THE FEELING SOMEONE IS GOING TO TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE....WHAT DO YOU DO?

Jump in & go for the ride..

Whining will get you........

Home Depot custom made the paint for me..

When I told the lady what I was doing with the paint and why, she could not stop laughing..

Whining will get you........

I "acquire" all sorts of things..

Whining will get you........

I sure hope the mods have a sense of humor today..

Whining will get you........

Maybe New York should have a picture of this..

Whining will get you........

YES!!!!!!!!!!!

Whining will get you........

I am a high class drunk..

Whining will get you........

Some fools drive over 700 miles from Reno, NV to whine..

Whining will get you........

A lot of people come to my house to "WHINE"..

BIG mistake!!

Whining will get you........

It is a "Pity Pot" for those that choose to whine...

Whining will get you........

"HOT" pink.....

Whining will get you........

<<<<< My good friend Mark from Reno has earned the first seat..

An 11 year relationship ended a couple months back, he won't "let go"..

Whining will get you........

Another fine example of alcoholic engineering!!

This mornings project is now complete..

Whining will get you........

Hell no...

A pink "Pity Pot" is the ultimate humiliation for any man..

Whining will get you........

<<<<< A seat on "The Pity Pot"......

RE: Sarcastic Dares..

A womans purse is NOT a place any sane man would dare tread..

Old Sea Story

How do you like your "CHANGE" now??

RE: good morning

DON'T!!!!!!!!!!

Just kidding, welcome to the asylum..

RE: Do You Have Grandkids?

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Old Sea Story

There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspectedhis sailors, and
afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad.

The Captain

suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors
would change underwear

occasionally.

The first mate

responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it

immediately!"

The first mate

went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks

you guys smell bad and wants you to change your

underwear."

He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with

Witkowski, and Brown, you change with
Schultz."


THE MORAL OF THE

STORY:

Someone may

come along and promise "Change",

but

don't count on things smelling any better.

RE: Send a flower to the poster above you

RE: Old time songs of Romance

Now that is what I like, a woman that begs...

RE: CS PUB is now open 3

Get your arce out of the saloon woman..

RE: Old time songs of Romance

Obviously you don't know what "OLD" is...

RE: Old time songs of Romance

Try this one.....

RE: Old time songs of Romance

WHAT?????????????????

I be OK... Cowboy & Robert are down from Reno..

RE: Old time songs of Romance

RE: Is It Possible To Fall In Love With A Fictional Character?