online today!Chambella Forum Posts (526)

RE: do you want to look old?

I think you have been dropped on your head too many times..

RE: Daily Chuckle ...

Your Daily dose of Internet...

RE: ~ Animal Poems ~

My cat knows karate.
My frog knows kung fu.
My poodle knows judo.
My turtle does too.

They all became black belts
by watching TV;
some Chuck Norris movies,
and films with Bruce Lee.

They liked learning lessons
from Jean-Claude Van Damme,
and acting like action-film star
Jackie Chan.

They practiced their punches,
their blocks, and their kicks
until they were masters
of martial arts tricks.

You’d think they’d be good now
at guarding our house,
but, yesterday morning,
they ran from my mouse.

My mouse is a crack-up.
I laughed at his prank.
Do you think it’s weird that
my mouse drives a tank?

RE: did you hear? I am not here

Oh it was only wishful thinking... darn it.

RE: Compound Words

I had to look up the meaning of that word, cause I thought you were being rude

RE: Compound Words

Butterscotch

RE: I Love _____

Say "no" to sugar.. honey is much better for you.

RE: I Love _____

I love it when someone cooks for me..

RE: Americans how much are you paying for a gallon of gas, 4 1/2 liter, compared to Canadians 1 litter?

PS:
1 gallon (US) = 3.785 L

1 gallon (UK) = 4.546 L

RE: Americans how much are you paying for a gallon of gas, 4 1/2 liter, compared to Canadians 1 litter?

In Canberra, on 7 July 2019, it was 140.5 cents per litre.. which equals $5.33 per gallon in the USA.

(Calculated @ 1 liquid gallons is 3.78541 liters)

Considering the current exchange rate of 0.70c to the Aussie $1.00

Hence one would be paying for $3.74/gallon

RE: Daily Chuckle ...

RE: Dating Subject 2: favorite question you ask on a first date

If you had the power to change one law, what law would you change?

RE: Interrogating Zuckerberg

very funny...



I wanna know what drug(s) he is on

RE: Tea / Coffee

I am a coffee drinker.. no milk... no sugar/sweetener PS: I prefer to just taste the coffee.. and have anywhere between 4 - 6 mugs a day..
I used to drink up to 10 mugs a day but finally I cut down.. LOL..

RE: Share what you are listening to...part 100

The Cure - Friday I'm In Love

RE: Share what you are listening to...part 100

Eurythmics - Here Comes The Rain Again

RE: Share what you are listening to...part 100

Mondo Rock - Come Said The Boy

RE: Share what you are listening to...part 100

Icehouse - Great Southern Land (1982)

RE: Share what you are listening to...part 100

Mental As Anything - If You Leave Me ( 1981)

RE: Share what you are listening to...part 100

Midnight Oil - Beds Are Burning



PS: "Beds Are Burning" is a protest song in support of giving native Australian lands back to the Pintupi, who were among the very last people to come in from the desert. These 'last contact' people began moving from the Gibson Desert to settlements and missions in the 1930s

RE: Share what you are listening to...part 100

Men At Work.. "Down Under"

RE: Share what you are listening to...part 100

RE: This to me is the most sickening, discusting thing, is the hot dog eating contest

Have you ever watched how they make hot dogs.... eeeeewwwwwwww...

RE: Daily Chuckle ...

Your Daily Dose of Internet... "the sleeve monster"

RE: IN THREE WORDS

Over and out.

RE: at 23, in 1963

Strange as strange can be ... ?? !!

In December 2010, during a meeting with secretary of state Hillary Clinton, Holbrooke’s aorta burst and surgery could not save him.

RE: One word split in the middle

kanga roo

(often referred to in Aussie just "roo" )

RE: Get Jazzed in the Morning. My alarm wakes me to Jazz every morning.

I don't need an 'alarm clock' to wake me, I also like quiet mornings... besides let the dog outside for his morning *** ..with the sliding door open (summer or winter), listen to the birds, I make brekkie and I watch/listen to the world news with my coffee ....

RE: We survived, yes we really did

All three went to the same dentist...

RE: Annoying habits of some people...........add yours please

Oh I don't know about using 'strollers' I know plenty of mums use a sling, of some sort or other, to carry their baby.

Annoying for me is someone who is snarky without getting their facts straight first. Nah actually not annoying but rather laughable..