Loner1960 Forum Posts (402)

RE: Congratulations.................

Congrats to both you.

RE: You just can't please a woman !!!!!

I got the steak. I know how to fri a steak. But don't ask me to bareque a steak unless you like eating charco. But I sure enjoy the beer when someone else is doing the cooking.



Now if could only get some summer.

RE: Laughter is the greatest sound, and a smile up lifting...

Same words, two meanings

There was a professor, at some university, that give his students an assignment.
With these words.
"Woman without her man are lost."
He asked them to add the punctuation marks.

The men in the class wrote the words this way.

Woman, without her man, are lost.

The women in the class wrote the words this way.

Woman, without her, man are lost.













No wonder that I am wandering around in circles.

RE: What do u think about..........

Spare bed?

Hmmmmmmm

Would be a good place to put the boyfriend of a teenage girl for the night. Might keep him and her out of trouble.

RE: Women Drivers

RE: hello :)

Welcome, the more the merrier.

RE: Funnies

Curly. Where do you find all this ^^^ info?

RE: Put your hand ups and applaud

Thanks

I see I am not the only one who checks the forums late at night.

RE: Just joined today .. wanted to say hi!!

RE: Put your hand ups and applaud

Who is David Cook?
And did he win?

RE: Why don't men read? Or is it they ignore?

Let me guess.

The people contacting you tend to be:
From from some far off country.
From a distant city in North America.
Have written something that tells you that they haven't read your profile.
You read their profile, there is little there and what is there doesn't make sense.
They right away give you their name and a E-mail address.



I get those too, but in the female version.

The last one I got was from a 20 year old from Toronto. Why a 20 year wants to date a 48 year old man? Hell I'm old enough to be her dad and she could be the 3rd or 4th child at that.

I tend to write them off as fakes. Scammers trying to get your E-mail address so they can spam you, and who knows what else.

RE: What are u up tp this long weekend?

Okay dumb question. What the hell is a long weekend anyway?


Friday: working, as usual.
Sat: working, as usual.
Sunday: livestock have to be fed (work), go to church, relax.
Mon: Back to work for the week.
Something will probably break and I will need parts. But all the businesses will be closed.
Damm long weekends.

RE: Just wondering.........

Ooooooooooooooh vark, forgot to let the varking dog out.
Now he's varking mad at me.

RE: The difference between

RE: Auditions for coed jello wrestling.

Jelly wreastling?

pudding wrestling?

chocolate?

Sounds like a sticky mess to me.

RE: Hello ...are you out there??? Anybody???

RE: Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!!

RE: I am back........................ :-)

RE: It's Friday.......what r u doing?

Feed some hungary cattle.
Make sure rented machine is ready to plant alfalfa seed.
Cook and eat T-bone steak and rice.
Seed alfalfa
When finished, discover that I forgot to put a tool back in it's place, and therefore lost it.
Make replacement tool.
Cleanout rented machine to return tomorrow.
Feed very hungary cattle.
Eat.
Check CS
Bed

I hope I didn't bore you.

RE: spring plans

Hold on I'll give you a hand
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RE: spring plans

Plant wheat, oats, canola, alfalfa.
Repair fence lines
Send cattle to pasture.


and

RE: Ladies, I need your help..do you agree with....

Let's see
I have tried to climb the apple tree.
But this klutz ends up breaking a branch.
Now all the apples on the broken branch are P O'd.
And the apples on top are hoping the I don't touch their branch.



So I think I will use the wobblely step ladder,
and the pole with the apple catcher on the end of it.

Now there's a beauty, might be just in reach.




Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah



CRASH


SNAP


SPLAT

Groooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon

Signs of spring

Payback time for the crocodile tears, that I might have shed for all of you that had a late spring.

We got hit with a late *@# wet *@# spring *@# snow *@# storm

We need the moisture, but would have preferred rain instead.

Now where the hell, did I store those winter boots?

Signs of spring

Some news signs of spring noticed today.

The heavy insulated clothes and boots have migrated to the back of closet.

Toes and ankles have come out of hiding and are exposed to the outdoor air. (women's shoes)

Expected in the near future:

The bottom ends of pants, dresses, and skirts will migrate upward from the ankle to somewhere between the knee and hip.

The shirt sleeves will shrink from the wrists to near or on top of the shoulders.

And the neck lines of shirts will drift lower.

Signs of spring

If all that snow in Montreal melts fast.







Build an ARK

Signs of spring

A wet spring snow storm is suppose to come our way.

Looks like winter is not ready to give up yet.

I will know better tomorrow, but I think it missed and went north of us.

RE: Long Distance

I have not been in your situation. And I don't know how long you have known each other. But look at it, as a way to test the strength of the relationship from both sides.

Good luck

Signs of spring

The snow is melting here

another sign:

On a ranch with lots of livestock, the stinky mud seems to accumulate on one clothes and seems to find its way into the house.

Diffinatly not one's favorate cologne.

I hope it dries up soon.

Signs of spring

What signs of spring have you noticed?

Is it kids puddle jumping? in?

Is it kids entering water puddles to see how deep they can go,
before the cold water pours in the top of their boots?

No matter how often you wash your car, as soon as you drive a short distance, it's very dirty again?