RE: looking for a black girlfriend

Hi Zell, gimme the GPS coordinates and we can go for a fly round the neighbourhood.

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RE: What are you doing right now?

All the best mike and gives my redards to Buka.

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RE: One of our friends in hospital ....

Conrad good to see you back on board.

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RE: bet none of you ever got yourself into 'real trouble' and even if you did could'nt tell us about it

this thread is for people that like talking about the the trouble they got THEMSELVES into and couldnt tell us about it [/quote

yep been there , got the s cars and no i aint gonna tell you about it, cos you wouldnt understand.

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RE: kiwis

red 5 at Fl 6 on 310 deg, sqawking sommat not sure what, i thought kiwi was the black stuff i put on me booties.

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RE: i bet you can't name 3 things that you could have been really good at given the right opportunities?

got the pilot ticket,

raced motor cycles on the nurburgring noth circuit and the isle of man and most other circuits in europe
built two cars both super sevens (locost)

i also dream of winding up numbnuts in baco foil hats trying to show his intelligence but failing miserably. still he makes us laugh somtimes.


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RE: Heeeeellllllllppppppp

Hi Zell. got the broomstick up and flying now.



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RE: I BET NONE OF YOU KNOW HOW TO LEVITATE DO THE OLD INDIAN ROPE TRICK OR MOVE THINGS WITH YOUR MIND ?

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RE: I BET NONE OF YOU EVER LOOKED TROUBLE STRAIGHT IN THE FACE & EVEN IF YOU DID COULD'NT TELL US THE ..

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RE: HOW CAN YOU ALWAYS TELL ' A TRUE ENGLISHMAN ' ABROAD ?

thought this was about an english, irish or scotchman ?

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RE: I BET NONE OF YOU EVER LOOKED TROUBLE STRAIGHT IN THE FACE & EVEN IF YOU DID COULD'NT TELL US THE ..

he wouldnt know trouble if it stood on all fours and kicked him in the teeth. Trouble for him is a long queue at aldi. Foil over the eyes, definate case of foil syndrome.



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RE: I BET NONE OF YOU EVER LOOKED TROUBLE STRAIGHT IN THE FACE & EVEN IF YOU DID COULD'NT TELL US THE ..

you ever looked down the barrel of a kalaschnikow? no you aint you just sit in some dinge in london and have brain ejsaculations an think your world has fallen apart.

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RE: I BET THIS YEAR WAS THE BEST YEAR OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE ? AND IF IT WAS'NT YOU COULD'NT TELL US WHY ?

no its not the best year of my life and i aint gonna talk about it. how about you doing some talking maybe then you might get some decent response. once in a while
instead of hiding behind your tinfoil hat.

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RE: HOW CAN YOU ALWAYS TELL ' A TRUE ENGLISHMAN ' ABROAD ?

when he opens his mouth

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RE: I BET NONE OF YOU EVER LOOKED TROUBLE STRAIGHT IN THE FACE & EVEN IF YOU DID COULD'NT TELL US THE ..

probably, with that hat, he would get the cathode and the anode mixed, and think it was a brainwave.

RE: I BET NONE OF YOU EVER LOOKED TROUBLE STRAIGHT IN THE FACE & EVEN IF YOU DID COULD'NT TELL US THE ..

he cant cos he aint got any mirrors in his house. all knackered when they saw the piccy.

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RE: WHATS THE 'REAL DIFFERENCE' BETWEEN LIVING IN AUSTRALIA NEW ZEALAND CANADA USA & THE UNITED KINGDOM?

wot do ya wanna do. blow yer butt to shreds, i am sure its much too perty
inyour pink flying suit.

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RE: WHATS THE 'REAL DIFFERENCE' BETWEEN LIVING IN AUSTRALIA NEW ZEALAND CANADA USA & THE UNITED KINGDOM?

Wimgen all the same.

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RE: WHATS THE 'REAL DIFFERENCE' BETWEEN LIVING IN AUSTRALIA NEW ZEALAND CANADA USA & THE UNITED KINGDOM?

Helm ut never gives up does he.

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RE: Roll Call.....

errr yep, but the candian mechanic could be a problem.

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RE: Roll Call.....

Hi Phoenix wave

maybe, but bruni certainly look nicer than he does.

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RE: I BET NONE OF YOU ARE DECENT CITIZENS DONE ANY VOLUNTEER WORK OR PUBLIC DUTIES ?

yeah yeah yeah please please.

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RE: WOW ---- whats this ???

yep Some lady wot.

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RE: Where is the coffee shop these days???

due to the economic crisis, it has closed its doors pending a big cash injection from some dozy EU government.

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RE: He fixes my broken heart but I know I can never be with him. What do I do?

but you can lasso them

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RE: hi how are you?

laugh welcome to the nutters paradise. best of british to you.
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RE: Are you here on your own?

yep especially when you are the only one in the car. Do border guards and customs and excise get discount on the blind dogs.

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RE: MP Injured in Cow Attack- You Couldn't Make this stuff up!

is the cow ok

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RE: Are There Really Any Real men Out There?

well instead of admiring the shoes you like, how about putting some on. there are real blokes out here.and not all are scammers.

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RE: Giving up smoking this week, or planning to!

mmmm mind boggles

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