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Jun 8, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Would you like a coffee?

Jun 8, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Hi Lee

Jun 8, 2018

RE: Does anone else watch

I recommend Santa Clarita Diet.

Jun 8, 2018

RE: The Globalist Media Are Starting to Panic!!!

Hi Lee.

There's a comment on one of your threads that requires your attention.

Care to pop over and sort it out.

It won't take long.

Cheers.

Jun 8, 2018

RE: Would you trust a man who operates two mobile phone numbers

Bye Dee.

Enjoy the rest of your day.

Soon be 4pm.

Jun 8, 2018

RE: Would you trust a man who operates two mobile phone numbers

I will consult with the braille cosmo for suitable alternatives.

Might struggle though.

Jun 8, 2018

RE: Would you trust a man who operates two mobile phone numbers

Jog?????

Woman, you're a machine.

I might have to bring a sub on.

Jun 8, 2018

RE: Would you trust a man who operates two mobile phone numbers

2 minutes?

What will we do for the other 90 seconds?

Jun 8, 2018

RE: Would you trust a man who operates two mobile phone numbers

Can you make it a really long block?

Jun 8, 2018

RE: Would you trust a man who operates two mobile phone numbers

But I didn't prepare a speech.

Jun 8, 2018

RE: Would you trust a man who operates two mobile phone numbers

So soon?

I'm not 19 you know.

Jun 8, 2018

RE: Would you trust a man who operates two mobile phone numbers

Keep tight hold of the soap if you do.

Jun 8, 2018

RE: Would you trust a man who operates two mobile phone numbers

I get the braille ones.

Jun 8, 2018

RE: Would you trust a man who operates two mobile phone numbers

Hang on. This woman with two phones. She's not a "professional" is she?

Am I paying for this nookie?

That could knock a hole in my household budget.

Then there's tipping. I never know how much to tip.

This is starting to sound expensive.

I wish I'd never met her.

Jun 8, 2018

RE: Would you trust a man who operates two mobile phone numbers

I read it in Cosmopolitan.

Jun 8, 2018

RE: Would you trust a man who operates two mobile phone numbers

What nam says re: tennis shoes/ trainers.

Jun 8, 2018

RE: Would you trust a man who operates two mobile phone numbers

Am I getting nookie off her?

Jun 8, 2018

RE: Would you trust a man who operates two mobile phone numbers

I'll get my drugs elsewhere then.

Jun 8, 2018

RE: Would you trust a man who operates two mobile phone numbers

Usually drug dealers.

Is there a pair of trainers slung on the telephone lines near where he lives?

Jun 8, 2018

RE: The Globalist Media Are Starting to Panic!!!

Jun 8, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Have you not seen my post about the ginormous rubber spider.

I'm going nowhere.

The novelty toys are out to get me.

Jun 8, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Something I used to do back in the 80's

Jun 8, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Told you.

Jun 8, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Don't set her off.

She'll be doing something fun again.

Jun 8, 2018

RE: Say Anything

Yes mam.

Jun 8, 2018

RE: Say Anything

Where?

Jun 8, 2018

RE: Say Anything

I'd have preferred him to the spider.

Jun 8, 2018

RE: Say Anything

Oh. Well that's all ok then.

Wouldn't want you to get too upset should I happen upon an inflatable T-Rex on my next walk.

Jun 8, 2018

RE: Say Anything

Awww, man.

If I come to any harm it will be on your head.

Jun 8, 2018

RE: Say Anything

Might give the world a day off today.

Don't want to push my luck.

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