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RE: Say Anything

Tinker.

RE: Im so fed up of being single

Saving that for later. I'm waiting till Trump starts selling us guns then I'm buying me a long leather coat and all those t***s who think it's fun to ride their noisy motorbikes up and down the fields on a sunny Sunday afternoon are going to cop it...............From a distance.

RE: Im so fed up of being single

It was the first word with "pathy" in that I could think of. Thought we were having a competition.

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

RE: Im so fed up of being single

How's about Homeopathy?

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

RE: Say Anything

Sheesh. Must be the time of the month.

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Is that 42 packs of candles?

Have a good day then, yer auld grouch.

Happy birthday.

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Tru that.

RE: Say Anything

Basking.

RE: Ladies which of these songs, would you consider making love to?

Good luck trying to find a women who can shut up for eleven minutes.

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

She said "settings".

RE: ladies what would you ?

Rushes to tidy up.

RE: Nicknames -- do you give them or receive them?

Mmmmmm. Mmmmmmm. Mmmmmm.

Say nothing.

Step away from the thread.

RE: ladies what would you ?

Rushes to tidy up.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Oooo. You mean like a losers, rejects of life, sort of tour?

We could start with Spar and work up to Tesco.

Need a coach driver......................don't know any.............might have to place an ad.

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Be careful what you say around your phone.

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Tech spies on us to deliver what we think we want.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

I'm erring towards the "lack of".

What the hell?

RE: Do you dye your hair, or have you dyed your hair before?

Not sure if I suit the "silver fox" look.


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RE: Do you dye your hair, or have you dyed your hair before?

Get yer coat Rachie, you've pulled.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Limited options around here. Youngest dog doesn't like the car so that rules out further afield.

I know it's an all "eggs in one basket" scenario, but I'm hoping for a high turnover of checkout operatives to provide fresh meat.

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Unfortunately, I only ever come across other blokes. There was a woman with a dalmation once, but she was mad as a box of frogs. She works on a till in a local supermarket...........I try not to go through that till.

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Now, I've heard that. Never happened. Even when they were pups. Must be me.

Oh, God it's me. I see it now. I'm going to die alone. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Thanks Molly.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

I'm going to practise it and try and slip it into conversations. That'll baffle the till operatives at Lidl.

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