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May 1, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Stick with the two.

May 1, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Is that the next phase of your Camelectomy?

May 1, 2018

RE: ...Do you agree or disagree with the meetoo misandrist mob?

They've been nowt but bother since they started burning their bras.

Time to put them in camps and only let them out to do useful stuff.

Apr 30, 2018

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

Apr 30, 2018

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

Apr 30, 2018

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

Apr 30, 2018

RE: What is the right formula!

But you're not mute...............ah well............... Next!!!

Apr 30, 2018

RE: What is the right formula!

Likes a pint and a game of pool.

Oh, and mute.

Apr 30, 2018

RE: What does "being in love" mean to you

It's a good job I have to go or you'd all be feeling the sharp side of my typing finger.

Apr 30, 2018

RE: What does "being in love" mean to you

Still here.

Nee wonder me ears got mad hot.

Apr 30, 2018

RE: What does "being in love" mean to you

I reckon once you can both comfortably break wind in front of each other, you've moved on from just dating.

Apr 29, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Was going to. Got me lycra on and all that, then realised it's stupid o'clock and I should be in me bed.

Another time for me. Tru is going to join in but he's off changing his catheter. He'll be back soon.

Night all.

Apr 29, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

If it breaks down, I'll just put a new elastic band in.

Apr 29, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

I had to re-read that. Thought you said on.

Apr 29, 2018

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

Apr 29, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

It hasn't been a week yet. I'm sure Beko's have a fortnight warranty on them.

Apr 29, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Must..............Not....................Fury..................Type.

Apr 29, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Hey man. It's brill. Glad the other one packed up now. The only thing it doesn't do is adult diapers, so you'll have to keep using the Laundrette. Sorry.

Apr 29, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Go get him M4. Hit him below the belt where he's softest.

Apr 29, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Tut. Such a filthy mouth. On a Sunday of all days. You should be ashamed.

Apr 29, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Guten Morgen.

Apr 29, 2018

RE: National "blame someone else day"

I blame my mother.

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Apr 29, 2018

RE: I decide to face my demon's today..!!

Just got 18 cans of Stella. Race ya.

Apr 28, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Nope. Slow down. I've had my fill and will be off to my pit soon. But breakfast is only a few hours away.

Apr 28, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

You've got some catching up to do on the beers front. We're five hours ahead of you.

Apr 28, 2018

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

Apr 28, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Even though your new favourite club closed?

Apr 28, 2018

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

Apr 28, 2018

RE: Getting to know you

What's a vicaroo? Is that something similar to a didgeridoo?

Apr 28, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

I've heard KY Jelly helps.

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