deviant_slicedeviant_slice Forum Posts (2,252)

RE: Celebartion time

As Kool and the Gang sang, "Celebart good times. Come on"

RE: If you could live in any country, where would you like to live and why?

Australia. Always wanted to go there.


Mind you, that was before I knew Mercedes lived there.

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Yez are all bad influences. Days a wasting.

I'm orf.

RE: Anonymous messages

She can show me how to use me new washing machine.

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Menopause?

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Probably best option. The rubbish in the loft can wait till a day when the sun isn't shining.

(Well that's jinxed that. Watch it pee down now)

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Is that a euphamism??

Got a shed to demolish and some other projects planned so it will come in handy.
Plus, I just like me toys.

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Nope. Bought a reciprocating saw yesterday.

New machine ordered for delivery Thursday.

Can't come soon enough. Me socks are starting to climb out of the basket.

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

And my fat fingers just hit the wrong reply button. Sheesh.

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

His fat fingers probably just hit the wrong emoji.

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Go for it.

Today...................

Aw. C'mon. You're five hours behind me. You win. Night M4. Enjoy your doughnuts.

RE: Is gun control the solution to these unspeakable tragedies?

We could start by shooting all the Welsh. They killed all those Zulus at Rourkes Drift. They have the scent of blood in their nostrils.

Today...................

They'd be two of a kind. I'd sort of look silly, hopping everywhere in one purple welly.

Today...................

Purple? On wellies? That's just........just ...............so gauche.

Today...................

I think i have some paint in the shed.

Today...................

Phew. For a minute I thought I'd had the plans upside down.

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

Today...................

Whoa. Slow down. There's nowt wrong with these wellies I have on. There's miles left in them. Miles I tell you.

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

Today...................

Coincidentally, I've just built one from ikea so I should get something to put in it. Should the hanging rail be on the bottom?

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Definitely move on.

Today...................

Well that'll keep me entertained for all of five minutes.

Then again, I haven't been into the Oxfam shop for a while. Could do with refreshing me wardrobe.

Today...................

That's already done. I live on an "estate".

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

Loads of cheerleaders. What more can you ask for?


Today...................

The spurting has stopped now.


I also disconnected the washing machine.

Today...................

I went shopping for a washing machine and bought a reciprocating saw.

Vroom, vroom.

I'll be able to dispose of the bodies quicker now.

RE: Quotes, passages, words or wisdom

“Whoever lays his hand on me to govern me is a usurper and tyrant, and I declare him my enemy.”

My own personal fave.

RE: Quotes, passages, words or wisdom

"Leave humanity to sort itself out, and concentrate your efforts on yourself and those that are closest to you"

Tom 23/4/18

This is a list of forum posts created by deviant_slice.

We use cookies to ensure that you have the best experience possible on our website. Read Our Privacy Policy Here