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RE: Would you replace the real thing with a secs toy or robot?

So's the duracell bunny but I can't see him being popular with the females.

RE: Would you replace the real thing with a secs toy or robot?

Bring boxers and paunch.

RE: Would you replace the real thing with a secs toy or robot?

By some curious coincidence.


Aw, c'mon. I was trying to be quick. I'll do a more in depth search of the internet next time I'm trying to be spontaneous.

RE: Would you replace the real thing with a secs toy or robot?

I'm aware of that now. Stupid name for a toy.

RE: Would you replace the real thing with a secs toy or robot?

Quick. We need to revive D's libido.


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RE: Would you replace the real thing with a secs toy or robot?

Someone I knew once said she fancied a Rabbit. Turned up with one and she hadn't even bought a hutch.

RE: ….Have women fallen in love with their mobile phones?

Eeeeee. They were barely singed.

RE: ….Have women fallen in love with their mobile phones?

Am I the only one getting an image of some saddo, sat in a darkened room with a big bottle of baby oil and kleenex?

RE: ….Have women fallen in love with their mobile phones?

There was just the one with a cooker and it was a lot of years ago. The survivors don't talk about it much now.

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RE: ….Have women fallen in love with their mobile phones?

They're all on amazon stocking up their secs toys.

RE: Would you replace the real thing with a secs toy or robot?

Got one.

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RE: Would you replace the real thing with a secs toy or robot?

Soup was fine. Heinz Ravioli and Spag Bol in for tomorrow.

RE: Would you replace the real thing with a secs toy or robot?

Some people have been known to use sheep.

Just saying.

RE: What's on for Christmas Eve ?

Filling and sanding.

RE: What advice would you give your 13 year old self.

Wash your own socks.

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RE: Best Disco Songs

Was never a disco fan but I seem to remember this song caused people to sit on the floor and imitate rowing a boat. Or I could have been drunk.


RE: ....The Doors - Name your favourite song?

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RE: Who is ur celebrity crush??

No problemo.

RE: Who is ur celebrity crush??

Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman.

RE: Who is ur celebrity crush??

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RE: Who is ur celebrity crush??

Ermmmm. What exactly will you be using to carry out this check????

RE: Who is ur celebrity crush??

I've misplaced me pass.

RE: Who is ur celebrity crush??

Good choice. Now this thread is going somewhere.

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RE: Who is ur celebrity crush??

I didn't know Truffle Oil was a massage oil. Even stranger, I don't know why I have a bottle of the stuff. Is it hypo-allergenic...........just curious.........in case.

RE: Who is ur celebrity crush??

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RE: Who is ur celebrity crush??

Nope. Only hot babes allowed in my fantasies....... I suppose one could be butch............yup, I'll allow one butch one, but she has to bring her own incontinence pants and Truffle Oil.

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