Justme4uok Forum Posts (5,737)

RE: Your Username........

Mine is pretty self explanitory... I'm one person for just one man! Needs to be the right man

RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY P_SEG!!!!!

Happy BirthdaY!

RE: How difficult is this??

Not only that spicey.... but you have given them a direction to follow and you know men don't always follow the directions....

RE: How difficult is this??

Yes they are.... and the amount of scammers out there right now is just appauling... and of course they don't read much...

RE: If you were an animal what would you be and why?

All you need is MUD!

RE: If you were an animal what would you be and why?

Look at all the little gozomans running around!!!!

RE: If you were an animal what would you be and why?

Not a very good flirting technique Ken!

Chemistry

Experimenting can be fun and enlightning.....Thanks for sharing.

RE: Do you think Ill be successful in life?

Lawyers

That one of my good friends here on CS told you to introduce yourself to me..... she said you were a good card! That you had a good sense of humor.


I can ee you listen very well.....

RE: Would you???

RE: Say Something - other than Happy New Year

Waiting



Its not nice to make me wait!!!

RE: Say Something - other than Happy New Year

A nap will do wonders..... Hello Again Shelley

RE: Say Something - other than Happy New Year

Bright Eyed and bushy tailed Ken!!!!

RE: Say Something - other than Happy New Year

Guess I better go take that nap then, lmao

RE: Say Something - other than Happy New Year

Waiting to bre tucked in....

RE: Say Something - other than Happy New Year

Damn Shelley does that mean I can't take a nap now....

RE: Say Something - other than Happy New Year

Well since no one is flirting with me at the moment... I'll go take a nap!!!!!

RE: hi

RE: Poll / Rate Me / Rant / Rave / or stay and have a drink

Lawyers

RE: Poll / Rate Me / Rant / Rave / or stay and have a drink

I already ratted you out Ken.... 2008 Graduate of my flirting class!!!!!

Lawyers

I like trouble..... but not the kind your stirring up at the moment..... No need for a cat fight....












Stop it Ken..... I know what your thinking..... Not gonnna happen

Lawyers

Hey Tater

Lawyers

No actually it was a good thing.....

Lawyers

Oh Oh.....Someone told me about you Mr. Hawk....

Lawyers

What can I say!

Lawyers

A truck driver would amuse himself by running over lawyers. Whenever he saw a lawyer walking down the side of the road he would swerve to hit him, enjoy the load, satisfying "THUMP", and then swerve back onto the road.


One day, as the truck driver was driving along he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the truck over.

He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"

"I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road," replied the priest.

"No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in the truck." The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road.

Suddenly the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively he swerved to hit him. But then he remembered there was a priest in the truck with him, so at the last minute he swerved back away, narrowly missing the lawyer. However even though he was certain he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "THUD". Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry Father. I almost hit that lawyer."

"That's okay", replied the priest. "I got him with the door!"



I had to share this one....,. Sorry if it ofends any lawyers out there.....

RE: Jokes and humor

RE: Say Something - other than Happy New Year