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RE: Say Something ....... No Need Name Lames

Damn it man, quit you staring

RE: Say Something ....... No Need Name Lames

That's possible, but right now I would much rather kiss you deeply than fork around with this computer. I'm getting very frustrated with it this morning

RE: Say Something ....... No Need Name Lames

I think my computer is going thru withdrawel

RE: Say Something ....... No Need Name Lames

Some would say, that improves my appearence, by a factor of ten....squared!!!! Good morning bnat..

RE: Morning people

I went to Redford Union for one! My sister in law, went to Southfield in the mid -sixties....Vicky Dzendzel...she lived at * and Telegraph. We dated for a short time. Her sister is married to my brother! I don't expect you would know her, but your right, itis a small world!

RE: Morning people

That's not far, I used to live right around the corner at 9 and Middlebelt! In fact, many moons ago, I actually worked there shortly!

RE: Monday Morning Jokes.....

Did you toss him? I hear that's almost as much fun as bull slapping....speaking of which, have you seen Wild Hogs, with Tim Allen, John Travolta and William H Macy? You'll have to go on life support from laughing so hard. A lot of comedies are not that funnt today, in my opinion...way toooo vulger! This one's a scream, I bought it, along with Hairspray,with Travolta in drag. Between them both, I damn near went into cardiac arrest!

RE: Morning people

What hospital Providence? What's his name and rm #. Mayge I can stop in and say hi! I do thay sort of thing from time to time, just to let someone know that there is someone who can identify with them! All total, I figure I've spent almost 4 years in a hospital!

RE: Morning people

RE: Morning people

good morning Bob....How's Pops? Where are you in relation to wixom?

RE: Morning people

STRUT, BIG MAMA, STRUUUUUUUt!!!! I bet you walk real close to the ground and pick up quarters!

RE: Monday Morning Jokes.....

I know where I'm not going for thanksgiving!

RE: Monday Morning Jokes.....

I'm on ritalin AND prozac, try me!

RE: What would you put in the pocket of the person above you!

If you were on top of me, you would already have something in your...er, pocket!

RE: Monday Morning Jokes.....

Me too....I'm allergic. But some times a man just has to do, what a man has to do....regardless of the consequences! Damn the torpedos, full speed ahead!

RE: Say Something ....... No Need Name Lames

How do you do that, I don't want to retype every thing! It took me hours!

RE: Say Something ....... No Need Name Lames

Hey hugz, I have a question for you, Can I save something that is posted here on the forum ina file and send it to my home emailfile? I want to send someone a copy of the lyrics to the songs I posted , but I don't know how to do it if it is possible!

RE: Say Something ....... No Need Name Lames

Hey sweet meat, is'nt it past your bed-time? Come on sweety, let daddy tuck you in! Let's see now, where did I put Lady Chatterly's Lover? I'm thinking on chartering a new educational instatution, " the Uncle Harry Acdemy of Lecherous Arts and Sciences" Who want's to be a charter member?

RE: Say Something ....... No Need Name Lames

Mr. O Henry, took Mrs, Hersey bar behind the Powerhouse, took out his Tootsie Roll, stuck it in her Life Saver and out popped Babt Ruth.

RE: Say Something ....... No Need Name Lames

There are places here, even the police are afraid to go to, with out the police Good morning Harry #2

RE: Say Something ....... No Need Name Lames

...and who said the people of Detroiit did'nt know how to treat their guests? Kevalar is just a wee bit extra though. How's your dad, Bob?

RE: Say Something ....... No Need Name Lames

Thanx angel, I was'nt trying to impress you, but to welcome you as best I could in Bulgari. I have friends here who have been trying to teach me. They work in a restaurant that I frequent, They always speak in their native tongue, and because they came here and made the effort to learn English, I thought I would make the effort to at least greet them in their language. as our friendship grew, I would buy each of them a rose from time to time to let them know that at least one customer appreciated the hard work they did. I even made friends with some of the husbands who came in. My closest friend has been trying to set me up with one of her girlfriends in Bulgari, hoping we would take to each other and get married, so she could come here to the US. She was even willing to pay for the plane ticket. I have a passport, but have'nt used it yet. we need one here now, just to go to Canada. We never used to have to, buy evers sincr 9/11.....anyway, thanx for your help. I f nothing else maybe I put a smile on your face....Harry

RE: Say Something ....... No Need Name Lames

....let's go get some lasagna, and a nice rose, my treat!!

RE: Manure... An interesting fact

Just pray your compass and ship to shore are working and you are closer than you think to shore. Other wise you may want to learn a new game real quick, called, How long can I tred water and hold my breath? You'll never miss your rubber duckie and water wings more!!

RE: Say Something ....... No Need Name Lames

That'll work, I luuuuv Italian, mi amour!

RE: Say a Name and combine it with an Emoticon. No need for words

You'd do that for meeeeeeee????

RE: Say Something ....... No Need Name Lames

A burrito cooked in cooking oil!

RE: Say Something ....... No Need Name Lames

How do you pronounce, Phoenetically? I only know a few more phrases, then I'm done, once you get me out of the restaurant I go to. Mosha les cafe? Obeechamtay

RE: Say Something ....... No Need Name Lames

Here in Michigan, it is a deep fried burritoI I don't know what itis in Mexico! In Panama, I used to get something similar, only smaller and with just meat and potoes in side. I would get a bag full with a chocolate malt and scarff down. Helped make me twice the man you see before you today!!!

RE: Say Something ....... No Need Name Lames

preahten nacht, hubava jenna....I know, I do not know how to say it correctly, or spell it. Hopefully you know what I am trying to say, phoenetically!