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RE: Gorilla in Georgia, Bigfoot body recovered?

Where do you get those great emoticons, I don't see a place to download on this site?

RE: What's your favorite olympic body type

The hurdles scare the crap out of me, I just envision one of them getting their walnuts cought on a splinter

RE: WANNA FLIRT

RE: Gorilla in Georgia, Bigfoot body recovered?

It sounds more like gorilla's gettin pissed to me!

RE: Gorilla in Georgia, Bigfoot body recovered?

I know he's not in Kalamazoo, Elvis there, and if Hoffa was there, I think we would have heard about it by now!

RE: Gorilla in Georgia, Bigfoot body recovered?

Maybe Hoffa's there too! Good morning HJFinAZ

RE: Gorilla in Georgia, Bigfoot body recovered?

Are you sure it is'nt Hoffa?

RE: ..well, it made ME laugh..

Aah, I'm in love for the first time today

RE: In my life

Ah and what lovely brain cells they are

RE: In my life

Good morning some chick, you ready for another fun filled, actioned packed day at the office?

RE: I Have Just Had Some Great News !! And I'm So Excited !!!!

Congradulations, lovely lady....If it's a grand daughter, you'll be getting competition pretty soon! I think you'll have the edge though. you've been at it longer!

RE: What's your favorite olympic body type

Naaaaaked

RE: Say Something, No Need for Names..........

RE: What would make you stay in a bad relationship?

LOVE....Whats that? Something to eat? I t can't be very good, I've never had any!

RE: Say Something, No Need for Names..........

Ok, I'm back to normal.....now where was I?

RE: Yen for Canadian Dollars

Morning Indy....hope I was'nt too obnoxious with the jokes yesterday!

RE: Say Something, No Need for Names..........

I woked up about a hour ago with feeling of guilt. I posted some really filthy jokes on cs and think I may have offended some of my new friends on cs. What makes me feel bad is, that is not who I really am. That is someone I thought was euthanized decades ago. I love good humor, but not to the point of being totaly obnoxious, which is what I feel happened yesterday. I want to apologize if I offended anyone.

While I am about as laid back as you can get,(almost to the point of being in a coma ) I do have my serious moments when the occasion reallly calls for it. That can be dangerous, if you let too many serious things go by without a proper response.

Sorry friends, I just had the need to vent. If I hate anything, and hate is a strong word; it would be a obnoxious person. Especially when it turns out to be me.

RE: I WOKED UP!

Good morning everyone, are we all ready for the asylum?

RE: whats that youre eating?

Beware of midgits wearing sneakers

RE: Yen for Canadian Dollars

There are still quadraplegics, remember how they used to be used as home plate at ball games whrn we were younger"

RE: Yen for Canadian Dollars

RE: first love

My first love was on a picnic table,at night,in the rain,in Palmer Park, with 'Raindrops" by Dee Clark on the radio. Everything was slippery and wet that night!

RE: What good thing happened during your day?

my hemeroids did'nt act up, and no one pronounced me dead

RE: Just to stir things up!!

Let them Russkie',s try to invade our Georgia, Bushy boy will show em' what fer.

RE: I just read.....

Damn, someone won already? I was going for implants

RE: 25 reason's to thank my mother for my education LOL.........

That's funny, my mother taught me the very same things. You don't suppose.....nah, we could'nt be!

RE: What would make you stay in a bad relationship?

I'm not greedy, I would learn to adjust by the time that happened, you ever heard of nest eggs?

RE: What would make you stay in a bad relationship?

Her having millions and giving me a credit card would do it for me, I think!

RE: ladies whats it take to win your heart

That was short? I thought I was reading War and Peace!

RE: ladies whats it take to win your heart

Napalm works rather well also