wixomwizard Forum Posts (3,636)

RE: Say Something ....... No Need Name Lames

Buenos dias senorita, tu mi amiga con amor! Sorry, my Mexican sux, but I am trying to learn! Maybe if you were to hand feed me a chimichanga and vino!

RE: Say a Name and combine it with an Emoticon. No need for words

Christina, my little bowl of chocolate delight, how are you?

RE: Say a Name and combine it with an Emoticon. No need for words

It's sunday and my good pills are still working. Besides, I don't want to see a hand coming thru my computer screen to slap me up side the head.....unless a dose of good lovin follows!

RE: Say a Name and combine it with an Emoticon. No need for words

Nope, but if you was....nah, I better stay away from there....

RE: Say Something ....... No Need Name Lames

How are things with you airliner? Well I hope!

RE: Say Something ....... No Need Name Lames

We need a backhoe How's it going bulldog"

RE: Say Something ....... No Need Name Lames

WWWWAIT! This Harry is still here, and I can warm buns with the best of them. They don't call me the old magic bun warmer for nothing, you know! In fact, I used to be a gold medalist in Olympic Bun Warming. I hold the record for most buns warmed in the longest amount of time!

RE: Say Something ....... No Need Name Lames

D amn you little Canadian rose bloosom, you don't look a day over One. Let me know when you need to be fed,burped and diaper changed.!

RE: Say Something ....... No Need Name Lames

Don't smush the picture, 'MY DREAM ONTHE THAMES!'

RE: Say Something ....... No Need Name Lames

Believe me , this thread has all the bul you can handle!

RE: Say Something ....... No Need Name Lames

Hey baby cakes, better to be pissed off than pissed on!

RE: Manure... An interesting fact

The Edmond Fitzgerald

Zee[/quoteI passed her several times, in my old merchant marine day's. She and the Wm Clay Ford were the newest on the lakes. The ship I was on, was pre-machine revolution in comparison. I remember thing, 'boy, what I would'nt give to be on that boat!' Just go'es to show! I did get cought in a bad storm on Lake Michigan once, and the conveyor boom brook loose. We made it to Grand Haven safely, and when we had tied up, I left the boat and went to a bar for a few hours. When I came back , the boat was almost on it's side. That was a scary and busy weekend!

RE: Manure... An interesting fact

They are both true statements, in two different countries! In NewEngland, it was also against the law to kiss your wife in public on sunday..or to spit on the ground! These were just a few of the laws that became know as the Blue Laws!

RE: Manure... An interesting fact

In the 18th century British navy, some officer's were allowed to have their spouses stay on board while in port. Every now and then, one of the woman would get pregnant. If the ship was in port at the time of delivery and the woman went into labor, she would be placed below deck, between two cannon and the cannon was fired off to help induce birth! Also, on board a ship at sea, a sailor was fed three meals a day. Because the sea could get very tempestuos, square plates were used to keep them from sliding back and forth, hence the term three squares a day!

RE: Say Something ....... No Need Name Lames

MUCUS GROSSIOS UR HIGHNESS

RE: Say Something ....... No Need Name Lames

Good morning, 'YOUR HEINY...ERR, YOUR HIGHNESS, WHOSE COUNTINENCE OUTSHINES EVEN THE SHINIEST WAX JOB ON A 64' MUSTANG CONVERTABLE!'

RE: Say Something ....... No Need Name Lames

Good morning bnat......how are you today, you old jar of canadian bacon grease you? How did things go at the doctors?

RE: What good thing happened during your day?

OMG, I just dumped Cheerios all over my lap!!!!

RE: What good thing happened during your day?

I don't know you, but I like you already!!!

RE: What good thing happened during your day?

Aaaahha, I was just kidding, I kneeew it was her! I'm not the all knowing, all seeing....all bs wizard for nothing!

RE: What good thing happened during your day?

Good morning rilly....maybe we can give dude and croatulus a exorcism! I hate to see them suffer like that!

RE: What good thing happened during your day?

I can relate, Indy....been going through the same thing with my son! The 'moments are so few, you really appreciate it when they do occur!

RE: What good thing happened during your day?

How did you get Helen Degenerate's phone number, I've been trying to convert her for year's, but all I keep getting is hair in my....oh well....

RE: I'm new

Don't tax the newcomer....we all know you just want the dirty pictures!

RE: I'm new

Good morning ship....how's everything on the good ship Lollipop?

RE: I'm new

You took the mouth right out of my words

RE: haha - Im listening to Elvis - what are you listening to?

Jimmy Reed, Jimmy Hughs, Otis Redding. Carla Thomas, Tina Turner, Ike and Tina

RE: haha - Im listening to Elvis - what are you listening to?

Stonewall Jackson ,George Jones, Patsy Cline, Loretta Young

RE: haha - Im listening to Elvis - what are you listening to?

Agreed, Used to have exhaustive lps, now greatest hits cd-all but impossible to replace lp's

RE: is it ok 2 kiss on the first date

If you jump her bones, you better, by then its a moot point!