wixomwizard Forum Posts (3,636)

RE: Say Something, No Need for Names..........

Claaaayer, my WILD ENGLISH SHIELA, WHO SCUBA DIVES IN THE BATH TUB" Good day to you , you vision of wanton lust and submersion! that was a mouthful damn there's that frichin lis stick again....here let me wipe that off you, before I embarrass you further.

RE: what if god really was one of us

oui, He's baaak!!!!

RE: what if god really was one of us

Canna I naught kiss ya theen lass

RE: What song are you listening to,part TRZY!

bABY, LET ME BANG YOUR BOX-DOUG CLARK AND THE HOT NUTS BAND, check my post for love songs, it's a scream

RE: Say Something, No Need for Names..........

HERE HERE ,WE RESEMBLE THAY REMARK

RE: RANT AT ME THREAD

Otay, buht ya caint geh n dah meens gus schambr, is a prymate fahterntee

RE: RANT AT ME THREAD

I'm schtill hundin with ya. stoowy. Dun bin two duh gas schamber 4 tymes areddy.... eer av anudder un

RE: Say Something, No Need for Names..........

there you are.....found ya, tag your it!

RE: Say Something, No Need for Names..........

Good morning " MOST PRECIOUS AND DESIRED ROSE OF SHARON IN THE ACRES OF EARTHLY BLISS." DAMN BUT THESE TITLES ARE GETTING LONGER.....go read the lyrics in my love song post if you want a quick hit of laughter...

RE: RANT AT ME THREAD

Well, I am a aluminum of the GEO. W BUSHY ACDEMEN OF LINGUINISTIC AND INTWERPERATION... Good morning kissmedeeply, oooh, would that be with tongue, or instead of?

RE: RANT AT ME THREAD

RE: RANT AT ME THREAD

HERE HERE

RE: RANT AT ME THREAD

I don't wear boots, I like gym shoes.....I do wear shorts though let's have another one or 2 or 3......

RE: So who do you think is the funniest person on this site and why....

That's what I was refering to..

RE: RANT AT ME THREAD

Ok stooie...where do you want ME to start????

RE: So who do you think is the funniest person on this site and why....

Good morning stooie....How is everything in the BULL arena today? Here,have cerveza on me next round's on you mi amigo. buenos dias, senor!

RE: So who do you think is the funniest person on this site and why....

Yes....I think I can see his humor, in another worldly kind of way. He is definately in another time zone thay's for sure....I think the prehistoric one, but I may be wrong. The professor has no direct information on this in his data bank

RE: I WOKED UP!

Good morning Hugzy, how is every thing across the bridge for you? I'm with you, I liked waking up today and hearing someone say," look, he's alive, we can put away the fibulater now"

RE: I WOKED UP!

Blessed, but I'll get better, " My Herbal Scented, Alabama Belle." How is everything south of me? ....and south of you for that matter, I'm hearing things are a little on the rough side down there weather wise!

RE: I WOKED UP!

Throw them some bread pieces, I know fish like it!

RE: I WOKED UP!

Good morning, Somme'...you little piece of Austrain heaven, you! Up and fiesty as usual I take it. I hope you are having a fantastic one today, if not I hope it gets better....Harry

RE: I WOKED UP!

Good morning Bnat, how are things across the bridge?

RE: I WOKED UP!

Good morning world and everyone in it...forall those across the pond, I hope you are having or have had a beautiful Day!

The Wizard is now officially back on the air to answer any and all questions, big or small, on topics thaat mean Jack Squat in the great scheme of things...may the master planner of the universe and beyond, shine his grace upon you all, and give you heartburn, sagging belly's and breasts; if you do not get along with each other today, inheavenly bliss!

RE: What is your favorite quote?

A Hippie is some who yells like Tarzan. looks like Jane and smells like Cheetah-Ronald Reagan

RE: What is your favorite quote?

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted

RE: Instrumentals...

Hungry for love-San Remo Golden Strings, from motown

RE: Instrumentals...

moments in love- the art of noise

RE: Instrumentals...

Rumble-Link wray and the wray men Link wray, the father of the power cord!

RE: Say Something, No Need for Names..........

buanos nochosm, via con huevo

RE: what if god really was one of us

If that guy had a brain, he'd take it out and play hand ball with it....maybe he needs to go to OZ,this wizard can't help him. Thank GOD he's on the other side of the pond.