A loving grandson, takes his grandmother to her first baseball game. Every time a batter would come to the plate, she would yell out, "Run boy,run." No matter who it was, the batboy fetching a bat, or the umpire, brushing off home plate, she would yell, "Run boy,run."
Eventually, a batter came to the plate and drew a walk. No matter, she yelled,"Run boy,run."
Her grandson told her, "Grandma, he don't have to run, he's got four balls!"
She thought that over for a few seconds, then stood up and yelled."Strut,big daddy,strut."
Hello Holland Girl! I'm new to this, so I have'nt made any friends yet....but hey,the nights still young. I'm here for the conversation anyway. I don't do relations well.
Three friends die in a car crash, and they go to heaven.
There, they are all asked, "When you are in your casket, and friends and family are mourning, what would you most like to hear them say about you?"
The first guy say's, " I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor and a great family man"
The second guy say's, " I would like to hear them say that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorro."
The last guy replies, " I would like to hear them say, ' Look, he's moving."
A perverted old man was walking on the beach when he spotted a young girl making sand castles in the sand. Thinking she would be a easy prey, he walks over to her and asks her if she would like to play with his long necked goose? Sure replies the little girl!
With that the old man whips out his doo-doo whacker and the next moment he is running away from her, screaming at the top of his lungs.
Two sun bathers witness this and run up to the little girl and ask her what happened and was she ok? Yes I'm fine the little girl replied, that man asked me if I wanted to play with his long necked goose and I said yes, so when he brought it out for me to play with, I wrung it's neck, cracked it's eggs and set it's nest on fire.
speaking of censorship, I was downloading some Waylon Jennings and I came across a song of his called "alabama ni**ger," how did that one sneak by them?
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RE: what would you do if you saw a great big angelic light & voice from above calling your name towards
I'd ask if they had the right address!