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RE: ARE THERE ANY HONEST MEN ON THIS SITE?

Hey,how are the little people going over ther in erland? What else do they cultivate besides clover and bleaney?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wave beer

RE: ARE THERE ANY HONEST MEN ON THIS SITE?

Doe's that mean every one else is fair game?professor confused grin

RE: Is rock and roll dead??

Have you seen the revisited addition yet? If not, when they get to a place near you, You need to go. Take binocs! How close are you to Mich. They come here every year, pretty much! I may be able to get some free tickets.... a good friend of mine is the statistician for the Detroit Pistons @ the Palace. He was apart of a local singles group that I chill with, and he gives free tickets away by the s--t load.banana

RE: Is rock and roll dead??

I'm with you 200% I have exhaustive ccr collection they haven'nt made a bad jam. I saw the revisited at Pine Knob here in Mich. they were dead nuts on with the music, so much so I thought John Fogerty was back as lead. Just awesome!wine teddybear

RE: Is rock and roll dead??

Amen, hows it going ship?thumbs down beer

RE: What are the differences between J.K.Rowling and Fyodor Dostoevsky...Let us list...

One owes me money for the use of my name!professor rolling on the floor laughing

RE: ARE THERE ANY HONEST MEN ON THIS SITE?

Good ridence, pretty lady. There are better fish in the sea!professor

RE: ARE THERE ANY HONEST MEN ON THIS SITE?

Yes mame!

RE: Say Something, No Need for Names..........

A man who is a avid golfer, gets a once-in-a lifetime audience with the Pope. After waiting in line for hours, he gets to the Pope and says,"Holiness, I am a avid golfer with a question only you can answer. I really feel a need to know if there is a golf course in heaven. Can you tell me if there is?"

The Pope considers for a moment and says,"my son, I do not know the answer to your question, but I will talk to God and get back to you." The next day the man is called for another audience with the Pope, to recieve the answer to his question. The Pope tells him,"My son, I have some good news and I have some bad new. The good news is that heaven has the most fabulous golf course you could imagine and is kept in eternaly excellent shape!"

"And the bad news? the man asks.

" You tee-off in the morning!" replies the Pope.

RE: Some short jokes

BINGO!!!!!rolling on the floor laughing I'm getting ready to post another one

How many does it take Part 2

some short jokes

How many does it take Part 2

back to treads right quick, before it goes down

How many does it take Part 2

It is now!tongue sigh

RE: Some short jokes

Here you go! Enjoy1applause

How many does it take Part 2

Cancer is further down the line, I'll see if I can get it for you!rolling on the floor laughing I'm a cancer by the way!

How many does it take Part 2

How many members of your astrologocal sign does it take to change a light bulb? Part2 (refer to short jokes, for Part 1}

Libra: Er two, no make that two,no one-no, on second thought, make that two. You wanna make somethin of it?

Scorpio: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber
of the Ancient Hierarchcal Order!

Sagiitarius: The sun is shinning, we've got our whole lives ahead of us and your worried about a stupid light-bulb?

Capricorn: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes!

Pices: Light bulb, what light bulb?

RE: Help!!!! Vechicle Problems

Check out the short jokes, I just posted one!rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Some short jokes

How many members of you horoscope sign does it take to change a light bulb?

Aries-Just one,you want to make something of it?

Taurus- just one, but try to convince them that the burned out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

Gemini- Two, but nothing ever gets done--they can't decide who or how it's supposed to be done.

Cancer-Just one, but it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

Leo- Although they don't change light-bulbs, they some times there agent will get a Virgo to do it for them
while they're out.

Virgo-Approximatly 10,000,000 with an error +/- 1millionth

RE: Gorilla in Georgia, Bigfoot body recovered?

Maybe it was Clinton!professor moping dunno confused

RE: whats that youre eating?

Might be, I know my tongue just got hardwow

RE: In my life

Mine fartsblushing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Gorilla in Georgia, Bigfoot body recovered?

Yes, we can use a back-hoe!professor

RE: Gorilla in Georgia, Bigfoot body recovered?

Anytime I can be of help twinkels....grin beer teddybear

RE: Help!!!! Vechicle Problems

And your point is.....come on,don't stutter or be bashful!grin

RE: Gorilla in Georgia, Bigfoot body recovered?

You have to learn to dig deeper than that ,I guess!professor rolling on the floor laughing sad flower

RE: Help!!!! Vechicle Problems

It's either that or cry,sweetheart!bouquet I think you can use these!kiss

RE: Help!!!! Vechicle Problems

Fix or repair daily, about sums it up!good luck flower

RE: Gorilla in Georgia, Bigfoot body recovered?

Thanx my friend!beer

RE: Help!!!! Vechicle Problems

You have to be careful attaching that catalitic converter, especially around the nuts, he boltsrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Help!!!! Vechicle Problems

You might want to get a horse,sweety, the only thing you would have to worry about, is installing a catalitic converter!dunno confused rolling on the floor laughing

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