Would you make up your mind about the news paper and slippers.....I've got to go out side and attack a fire-hydrant, Jeesh, where do all of these frickin fleas come from?
A little boy opened the large old family Bible,and he lookedwith facination at the ancientpages as he turned them one by one
He was still in Genesis when something fell out of the Bible. He picked it up and looked at it closely. It was a very large old tree leaf that had been pressed between the pages of the Bible long ago. "Momma, look what I found!" the boy callled out.
" What do you have there?" his mother asked.
With astnishment in his voice, the young boy answered,"I think it's Adams underware!"
I luv your picture with the red hair, you should post that one! The one you use now makes you look like Jason and you are too pretty to hide it. I always did luv redheads.
Speaking of war, my parents made "the Lockhorns" look like "Archie and Veronica." If they did'nt have anything to fight about, they would fight that. They were the main reason why I joined the Navy four days after I turned 17.
How is every thing in the land of William Wallace? I was in Holy Loch in1964. Of all the places I was blessed to see while in the service. Scotland was far and above any place I visited. I fell in love with it's beauty,and it's people. instantly.
It's true, it's true. If they were wearing sneekers, we know where their home base and spaceship are. Under the city of Athen's, Greece. What' you've never heard the expression,"Beware of Greeks wearing sneekers" That's what it refers to, the little green Greek midget's.
A young man excitidly tells his mother he has fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He say's, "Just for fun, I'm going to bring three girl's home and you try and guess which one I am going to marry."
The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women home and sits them down on the couch, they chay for awhile, then the son sa's,"Okay mom. which one do you think I am going to marry?" She immediatly replies,"The one on the right!"
wixomwizard Forum Posts (3,636)
Damn that lis-stick!
RE: Why Men Prefer Dogs over Women.
I'm tryin to be good Master!!!! Gard,I need my 4in1!