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Serious announcement, by superstitious nutter with pathetic love life.

I think i know what your'e saying,Angel.
Do you think you know,or are aware of something,but on a deeper,maybe even subconcious level?
Is that it?
I am glad you do not seem frightened,by the weird events you describe.

RE: The Premiership

Right,that's 2 of you then,for my next 'Door To Darkness' Experiment. devil devil

RE: blonde .Vs. Dark hair

I think that very light blonde hair,like platinum blonde,looks fantastic.

RE: The Premiership

Would you like to take part in Professor Muleguy's next experiment?devil

RE: The Premiership

What' wrong with Shiraz?laugh

Serious announcement, by superstitious nutter with pathetic love life.

Yes,Angel.
There is a lot more going on than we understand.
Who do you think the blonde haired boy could be?
Any ideas about that?

RE: What must a man do to make Mirodenia happy??

Love you too,Miss Miro.
I am so happy to know that you are not mad at me,after all.
Did you read my cow story,then?
Did you like it?
I have no more funny insurance stories,at the moment.
But you may find my 'Superstitious Nutter' thread,on the U.K. forum,to your amusement.

About the loss of sound on your computer.
Have you tried taking out the lead to the speaker,then re-plugging it?
That worked for me,when i had the same problem.
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RE: What must a man do to make Mirodenia happy??

Great! I am already in situ,then. (the dog house,that is)
I got the distinct feeling she was sore at me the other night,about my cow story.When all i was trying to do,was make her laugh.
I could feel a distinct Easterly wind,with more than a touch of ice,in it!

I like dogs,though!

RE: What must a man do to make Mirodenia happy??

Tell her that cows are dear,docile,friendly,charming,beautiful,adorable creatures?

RE: The Premiership

doh Right,SB.
Maybe i've been hitting the Shiraz,a bit too much,lately.
But there has been plenty to celebrate!applause

RE: what do you think about ID cards and should they be compulsory?

Maybe it is'nt.
What Mike said about people who think that if they do nothing wrong,they have nothing to worry about,comes closest to what i have thought,for ages.
I am not bothered,if BB watches me pop into ASDA for some bread rolls.
Or watches me wander into the 'Dog&Duck,for a swift half.
But i DO feel more reassured,that i am less likely to get assaulted in the town centre,with all those cameras watching out for anyone who so much as drops chewy on the pavement.

Serious announcement, by superstitious nutter with pathetic love life.

A friend told me once,how she and some of her friends decided to "have some fun" with a ouija board.
They were all blaming each other for pushing the glass around,after the word 'death',was spelled out.
When the electric light started to flicker,they decided to quit while they were ahead.
She still comes out in goosebumps,when telling her story.
Probably,it was just someone messing about,though no one ever owned up to it.
But then again. Maybe it was'nt.

Serious announcement, by superstitious nutter with pathetic love life.

There may be genuine mediums,out there,SB.
But there are certainly a lot of fraudsters,too,or quacks.
And surely it is the worst kind of cynicism,to offer distressed people hope,when they are incapable,of what they claim.
They can find a snippet of information about someone,and make the most of it.
It is a lot easier to make someone believe,when they WANT to believe.

RE: The Premiership

Yes,and look at Hull City!
I said they would finish bottom of the table.
Still,it's 'early doors',yet.

Serious announcement, by superstitious nutter with pathetic love life.

Oh,the misguided bravado,of these poor fools!
They would queue up,to open the Door To Darknessdoh
To embark on an expedition of no returnscold
To The Netherworlds Of Diabolical Realms. devil
Where the plaintive wails of tortured souls,
Go unheard,and unheeded.crying

And miss Liverpool winning the Premiershipcheering

Serious announcement, by superstitious nutter with pathetic love life.

This is in regard to Zellarone's foolhardy contemplation of dabbling in The Occult,and Beenabout's open scepticism-:

Easily torn,is the flimsy fabric that insulates us from Dark Dimensions,
by those who are foolish enough to tear it.
And to do so,is to open the the gate-way,to unrelieved nightmares.
Closed,must remain,the Portal to pain,and everlasting anguish.

You have been warned!

RE: My plonk confession

Recently.i visited my doctor for a routine check-up,and he asked me" how much do i drink in a week?"
Sitting back with great complacency,i said,"2 bottles of wine,doc,1 on Saturday,and 1 in mid-week,depending on the football."
The doctor said,and can you believe this? "I think you should cut down"
In the most reasonable voice i could summon,i said,"but doctor,there are 5 days in the week when i don't usually drink".Doc said,"that's ok,but it's the other 2 days that i am concerned about".
Just as well i did'nt tell him about the days when the 'unscheduled Shiraz',comes out.
When a little celebration is called for.
Like today.
Man City 2 Liverpool 3.
See where i'm coming from?


banana

RE: Odd email

Yes,i got one today,too.
I just deleted it,as the CS admin advises you to do.

RE: have you ever been likened to anyone on tv?

What,you mean you resemble Dawn French?
I think she is well cuddly.
She is a scream in 'The Vicar Of Dibley'.
I'd start going to church again,if she was in my parish!

RE: Fortune Telling at Funfairs

Thank you for your support,lisalee.
I am glad to see that it is not just me around here,with some sensehandshake

RE: have you ever been likened to anyone on tv?

NO1,you are right.
It's a funny thing,usually,i don't 'go for' red heads.
But some of them are among the most beautiful women i have ever seen.
The one that springs immediately to mind,is Amy Nuttall.
Do you know her?
She is a classical singer,and she was an actress in the soap 'Emmerdale',a while back.
I am not a soap watcher,as such,but i watched that one while she was in it.

RE: have you ever been likened to anyone on tv?

jojo,you remind me a bit ,of
Sarah Ferguson.
Don't get mad!

RE: have you ever been likened to anyone on tv?

Yeah,they don't make em like that,any more.
The Golden Age of comedy.

RE: Fortune Telling at Funfairs

Card reading may or may not be quite safe.
For some it is the 1st stepping stone to a nightmare that there is no waking up from.
No doubt,some will say i am being melodramatic.
Dismiss me as a crackpot,even.
Of course,the lure of this,with some people,is just to see,if there is anything there.
But,once you have seen,you can't unsee.
Better not to see,in the first place.devil

RE: Fortune Telling at Funfairs

I still say don't dabble in the Occult.
No good can come of it.devil

RE: have you ever been likened to anyone on tv?

Yes.you do look like the 'clippie' from 'On The Buses'!
What a great ,old fashioned comedy that was,from a gentler,more innocent age.

RE: My dream love, cows and sandwiches thread

You are an amazing woman!
That must have took some doing.

Another saying about the scousers-:

They are as honest as the day is long.
As long as it's daylight,
They'll do nothing wrong!

RE: My dream love, cows and sandwiches thread

Well,i am not one to bear a grudge.
Normally.
I am sure that if you say i must,i could find it in my heart to forgive them for psychologically scarring me.
And ruining a perfectly good pair of jeans!

RE: My dream love, cows and sandwiches thread

That is amazing!
And here is me,all this time,marvelling at wonderful command of the English language,of our friends in Europe!
Now,i'll probably find out that Mirodenia grew up in the next street to mine!

RE: My dream love, cows and sandwiches thread

You are not wrong there!
They could have the wheels off your car quicker than a crack team of formula 1 mechanics!

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