RE: Guys, Does it matter how many.....?

En man hade suttit och druckit whisky hela dagen och kvällen när bartendern skrek: Sista beställningen, snart stänger vi! Mannen hällde i sig det sista av sin drink, ställde sig sedan upp och föll platt ned till marken. Han försökte igen, men med samma resultat. Då bestämde han sig för att krypa ut, kanske skulle den friska luften få honom att nyktra till. Väl ute ställde han sig upp och föll raklång igen. Så han kröp hela vägen hem. Han kröp in genom dörren och in i sovrummet. Han tog sig fram till sängen, försökte än en gång att ställa sig upp och lyckades faktiskt att komma ned i sängen där han somnade i samma ögonblick som hans huvud nådde kudden.<br>Nästa morgon ryckte hans fru i honom och sa argt: Så du har varit ute och druckit nu igen? Varför tror du det? frågade han med ett flin i ansiktet. Dom ringde från puben – du glömde rullstolen där igen.

RE: Obama Rocks! Today! the most serious attempt against more wars!

Yup, hopefully no one will decide to cancel the project.

RE: Obama Rocks! Today! the most serious attempt against more wars!

Speed and manuverability. Got to love the combo.

RE: Obama Rocks! Today! the most serious attempt against more wars!

Is this OK for a video of the ship?

RE: Obama Rocks! Today! the most serious attempt against more wars!

Copy the URL from the address bar in your browser then paste it into the body of a post.

Like this:

RE: Obama Rocks! Today! the most serious attempt against more wars!

I doubt you can imbed it. Prob best just to post the link.

RE: Obama Rocks! Today! the most serious attempt against more wars!

It's OK (or oak as the dud would say) I'm really a Border Collie and I've been aquited at all of the sheep dog trials already.

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RE: Obama Rocks! Today! the most serious attempt against more wars!

Appear?

The little sheep dip is the gen-ewe-wine deal.

RE: Guys, Does it matter how many.....?

Hard to find good movies any more. Saw very good movie out of Finland a while back The Man Without a Past (Mies vailla menneisyyttä).

RE: Guys, Does it matter how many.....?

No doubt the ASPC will get after me for exploiting rabbits now.

RE: Guys, Does it matter how many.....?

A gay love story movie for you lusciousmile?

RE: Guys, Does it matter how many.....?

No, I have no idea why it happened. I really did not need the hassle of the attention and was happy with the woman I married.

RE: Obama Rocks! Today! the most serious attempt against more wars!

(Diabolical laugh)

You can read me like a Bugs Bunny coloring book.

RE: Obama Rocks! Today! the most serious attempt against more wars!

Can you be more specific?

What in his history impresses you?

RE: Guys, Does it matter how many.....?

I live close to Canada. New Yorkers seem like foreigners. Quebec is just up the road a little ways. I've traveled far more up there than I have in the US.

RE: Guys, Does it matter how many.....?

It’s easy to say numbers don’t matter until you come up against the situation. If you are constantly meeting her exes it can be a bit much at times too.

We’re human and subject to all of the human weaknesses.

Reality would tell me to be careful of HIV and is this woman going to want to find someone to replace me or something on the side just for fun.

A woman told me once: “Take it as a compliment if your woman is afraid someone else is going to try to get you. It means she thinks you are worth having and does not want to lose you.”

I suppose a woman could look at a man being jealous the same way as long as he was not too far over the edge about it.

I suppose if a woman from another country had dated another man from the US or my subculture of the US it might be a relief. She’d have a better idea of what to expect and it would save my female relations the trouble of warning her what the men in my family are like.

RE: WOMEN WILL ALWAYS BE INFERIOR TO MEN

The wife is in the happy hunting grounds now anyway. A land where those who believe to rot you spout are silent.

RE: WOMEN WILL ALWAYS BE INFERIOR TO MEN

Funny thing the Dud keeps asking for a pic too.

Two pees in a pot you boys.

RE: WOMEN WILL ALWAYS BE INFERIOR TO MEN

No thank you. I had enough when I did.

RE: WOMEN WILL ALWAYS BE INFERIOR TO MEN

Almost every woman that shoots around here is a beterr shot than husband, father, brothers etc.

Most of the men are very proud of that and will brag about how well she shoots.

Then there are the little boys that feel threatened and have to go on and on about how it is no big deal or trash the man who is thrilled to have a "girl" outshoot him.

Short barrel syndrome?

RE: WOMEN WILL ALWAYS BE INFERIOR TO MEN

She handled a 12 guage fine and my .357 with no problem.

If you think an AK is hard to handle you must be a tender little thing.

RE: WOMEN WILL ALWAYS BE INFERIOR TO MEN

One time I put instant rice in the microwave oven and went back in time. -S.W.

RE: WOMEN WILL ALWAYS BE INFERIOR TO MEN

No laddie, not shooting off yer yap. I know you've that down.

She was firing a semiautomatic pistol. Completely different from you running your large mouth.

RE: WOMEN WILL ALWAYS BE INFERIOR TO MEN

Variation of why does a dog lick himself?

Because he can.

RE: WOMEN WILL ALWAYS BE INFERIOR TO MEN

After not shooting for 18 months my wife was able to empty the clip of her pistol into a 2 inch circle at combat range and speed.

My hat and most of my hair was off to her for that.

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You wound you deeply sir.

I'll have to talk to my therapist about it as soon as he gets back from his therapist.

RE: WOMEN WILL ALWAYS BE INFERIOR TO MEN

I'd expect Kero to make someone more alarming than regular. Three alarm if they smoke.

RE: WOMEN WILL ALWAYS BE INFERIOR TO MEN

Thank ye.

I owe it all to my regular breakfast of kerosine and broken glass.

RE: WOMEN WILL ALWAYS BE INFERIOR TO MEN

Mate, the manure you've been spreading I think it is a safe bet you don't "work" for any woman right now.

But then again you're just a troll playing the same old game you have since you first his the message boards.

RE: WOMEN WILL ALWAYS BE INFERIOR TO MEN

I think you find the laddie has only the one tiny little malfunctioning toy.

'is mum told 'im he'd break it if he kept tugging at it.

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