RE: THIS IS KINDA SCARY



But if they repent and keep up prayer and pay the poor-rate, they are your brethren in faith; and We make the communications clear for a people who know.

RE: should cameraman stop asking or should he start answering?

Camera man is having fun and sharing it with anyone who wants to play the game.

I'd much rather deal with his game than that of the ones who feel they hold the one and only truth.

No question about that here.

RE: What song is stuck in your head right now?

It's a Monte!



It's all good fun til someone gets an eye put out.

RE: Post a Song for your current mood.....

Tom Waits

RE: Do you believe in love at first sight?

I was expecting it would be this one:

RE: Snobbery

Let’s not forget throwing people in with vicious wild animals. The forerunner to “reality TV.”

RE: Snobbery

From what I see the offense people take at what you say pales in comparison pales in comparison to the offense at what you don’t say.

Many here seem to think it is a hanging offense if you do not agree with them 100% and praise their brilliance.

Don’t know about the U.K. but in the U.S. regional English is fast becoming a thing of the past. There are words that were very common here when I was growing up that I have not heard spoken in 30 years or more.

RE: Does unconditional love truly exists that isn't a parent/child relationship?

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! WOOF!

RE: are u real?

I suppose it was more a case of my wife dying too young.

Heart disease is the number one killer of women but there is very little publicity about it. Also, the symptoms often look more like indigestion in women. They buy antacids instead of suspecting they have heart disease.

RE: are u real?

OK you caught me.

I'm really a border collie who's owner leaves the computer on 24/7. I started out two years ago just pushing keys and moving the mouse around with my nose. As I played with the computer I found I could do more and more with the internet.

I have a facebook account where I pose as a single, middle aged Asian stock broker.

The thing I am most proud of is hacking in to Marth Stewart's website and posting a recipie for lamb stew that is still on the site undetected. You'd think someone would have noticed it used a large can of Alpo lamb chunks in gravy.

Oh, and as long as we are confessing things, I go into the bathroom every so often and pee on the side of the toilet soaking down the rug. The boss thinks it is her boyfriend not aiming well enough.

Hey I was here first.

I must be getting hotter as I age.

Never saw any of the Addams movies.

Grew up with the TV show. Forget the Brady's and the rest. The Addams family were the nicest family on TV.

I must be getting hotter as I age.

I must be getting hotter as I age.

I must be getting hotter as I age.


When I was young the ladies would look at me and smile. Now they point and laugh.

RE: Jukebox 1,2,3,4.....

Thomas Dolby covers George Clinton

Does this look infected to you?

If it works let me know.

Does this look infected to you?

The title is my new pick up line.

How do you think it will work for me?

Any other good nonstandard lines to try?

RE: You are who you attract?

Probably not. I tried acting (and dressing) like Lauren Bacall and the only people I attracted were more like Peter Lorre.

RE: You are who you attract?

I suppose your better qualities passed down from your mother could be something the jokers are lacking and want on some level. Even it is is only wanting it so they can ruin it.

I tend to be attractive to people who had a lousy father. I end up being “Dad” to them.

They never call or come to visit once they are done being reparented.


Not even a lousy tie on father’s day

RE: You are who you attract?

I think it is more a case of our patterning attracts a certain kind of people. We’re trained when we are kids in how to be in a relationship. That’s why some many people end of married to someone just like their mother or father.

RE: The CS Profile Photo Phobia Poll, or the CS4P.

I've had two people whine that I did not have a picture.

Both were men that were spoiling for a fight over an opinon I held.

Go figure.

RE: Somebody know what is Linux???

If I didn’t have to use my computer for work I would seriously consider Ubuntu Linux as my OS.

While there is plenty of good open source software out there, there are still times you cannot avoid using the software written for Windows. Some such programs can be forced to work on Linux by porting through WINE but I don’t have the time or inclination to tinker with it for days on end so it will run “good enough”.

On the flip side I would never buy another copy of MS Office as long as Open Office is available for free.

RE: How can i make beautiful women attracted to me??

The cop from the Village People maybe

May I show you my double entendre?

I remember that one from the Dr. Demento show back in the 70s.

Same guy did this one

May I show you my double entendre?



Bull "Moose" Jackson - Big Ten Inch

May I show you my double entendre?

Meri Wilson

May I show you my double entendre?

Ya beat me to it

May I show you my double entendre?

Chuck Berry

May I show you my double entendre?

May I show you my double entendre?

If I show you mine, will you show me yours?



RE: Guys, which woman would you choose? (They are all beautiful!)

Exactly. I tend to be opinionated but try to keep it under control with anyone I care about and remember that it is not the end of the world if we disagree.

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