Woman, you ask too many questions. Just lean back in my arms and accept tonsil lubricating move #27, which only us Croats know how to perform, being taught at the coming of age 13 in secret caves of Plitvice Lakes.
What with this malarkey about my horse? He can’t join!
You are, madam, you are, and don't worry, I shan’t be looting your jewelry, don’t worry about your material valuables. I’m only after your most valuable valuables. Off to the forest we head.
With Huge Oil Discovery, Cuba Will Beat United States to Energy Independence Levi Novey Published on October 19th, 2008
After revising estimates, Cuba now claims it has double the amount of oil in its offshore reserves than previously thought. If the estimates are accurate, Cuba would have just as much oil as the U.S.
This discovery, coupled with initiatives to develop alternative energy projects, such a brand new biogas factory, will put Cuba on the fast track to achieving energy independence.
If it in fact has 20 billion barrels of oil offshore, Cuba would slingshot into the top 20 of oil producing nations worldwide. They plan to start drilling next year for reserves located in the Gulf of Mexico, north of Cuba. The U.S. Geological Survey recently completed a survey in the area of discussion and arrived to an estimate far less to that of Cuba’s. Cuba has responded by suggesting that they have better data than the USGS, and with Cuba’s data they think the USGS would undoubtedly agree about the size of the oil discovery (apparently the offer to provide the data has been made).
For comparison, the United States currently is thought to have about 21 billion barrels of oil reserves.
Given the respective sizes and populations of each country, it’s easy to understand why Cuba will reach energy independence far more quickly than the United States (at least as long as there is oil in the world). Cuba currently produces about 60,000 barrels of oil per day. It buys an additional 93,000 a day from Venezuela at a reduced price to help meet its energy needs (they provide doctors for Venezuela in exchange as well as sports instructors).
But Cuba’s quest for energy independence is not succeeding simply because of luck and oil. They also are taking important steps such as banning incandescent light bulbs and investing in new alternative energy technology. For instance, a new biogas plant will help provide energy and electricity by processing organic waste. Construction of the plant was recently completed. It is located at a garbage dump in Havana that processes 60% of the capital’s waste. The United Nations’ divison of Industrial Development provided assistance with the project and Switzerland’s Government provided financial support. What About the Embargo?
so the obvious question is, when will USA invade the rest of the country from it’s torture base at Guantanamo?
Woman, where are you? Don't have me go though all these rooms, you know you'll not be able to avoid this inevitable…. lubrication.
(I wish to thank Jesus Lord the Christ for making this entry possible, Buddha, Abraham, Mohammed, Zeus, and whoever the Klingon god is just to make sure, my mother, my father, my sister, my yoga teacher, my fakir coach, my bingo number announcer, and my partners in crime, M and B)
Now, WOMAN, get here to be grabbed! Don’t you act shy on me.
Oh, lubrication to be served all over your anatomy........... if I can just get at lest a dent in on this bloody door of yours. What's it made of, concrete and led?
Bashing the bishop
Getting a room with oneself