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RE: lip to lip

Injecting Turpentine?

C'mon, what is it, I want some!?

RE: lip to lip

Sniffing thinner?

RE: lip to lip

Peyote?

RE: lip to lip

Meth?

RE: lip to lip

You're on crack dude, or drinking-heroin, or something.
You're Chung, Cheech and Chongs lost brother.
Something.

You'll probably end up being picked up by some publisher, have all of these compiled in one book, and sell a gazzilion of them.

There's been more odd things people have paid for in this world.

RE: Nostalgia.....

Ah, nostalgia, isn't it great? ;)

In need of urgent advice!

I'm always dead serious about rust on my car!

In need of urgent advice!

I’m in need of advice concerning a decision which might drastically affect my future...

For some time I’ve been suspecting that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. There have been several signs.

When she's not home I'll call her mobile but she doesn’t respond. Many times when our phone is ringing, and I pick it up, the person on the other end just hangs up. She’s out with her “girlfriends” quite often and when I ask about it it’s always someone from work whom I’ve never met.

I’m always on the lookout for her taxi when she’s out, but she’s walking the last bit every time, and I can hear a car driving away. So I thought, perhaps it’s not a taxi?

A couple of days ago I picked up her mobile just to check what the time was and she went bananas. She started shouting and cursing, telling me that I had no right checking her phone and that I was poking my nose in her business.

Anyway, I haven’t confronted her yet. Deep inside I didn’t want to know the truth, but yesterday I decided to check up on her. I was hiding behind my car to get full a view of our street and to see which car she came home with. It was while I was squatted behind the car that I noticed a lot of rust around the wheel bearing.

So, do you think I should get the car to a mechanic, or should I buy some parts from the local auto parts dealer and repair it myself?

First kiss

I can't remember mine.

What does that mean?
That I was very young when I stole one, the first?
That it was traumatic?
That I've had oh so many and I can't remember them all?
That I'm becoming old?

Can you remember yours?

RE: are you on this world......

prince, lad, HERE SHE IS

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RE: Hi. Answer This Question

The eleveneth commandmen

11. Thou shall not chew snow if is of yellowi color

RE: Have U Ever ?????????

Thought that was a given

RE: Have U Ever ?????????

No but I once got a large remote control thrown at my head by one. She started to cry for what she'd done so I had to comfort her with one arm and hold ice on my head with the other.

RE: thunders and wonders.......

On second thought, better not

RE: thunders and wonders.......

Here we go

I love kittens and puppies,
I love clouds and trees,
they remind me of nature's beauty
and how lucky we are,
Touch my bellybutton from the inside.

RE: thunders and wonders.......

Man, prince, you sure have some odd poetry going there.

Reminds me of an odd I got from a gal' in an email at my previous job

I love when it rains
I just like to lie down
Listen to it pour down
Have you lying behind me
With you inside me


A mate of mine got hold of this, and couldn't resist to do other version with that twist at the end.
I think I have some saved. Let me look.

RE: can someong answer a few bible q's for me ??

All I want to know about the Bible.... does the bloke get his girl at the end?

The one who has a woman that pisses off the landlord at the beginning.

RE: can someong answer a few bible q's for me ??

The books of John ,Mark Luke, Matthew, Samuel, Paul and the rest merely are persons recollection of what they observed or drew from a single mans teachings/belief. Stories retold and passed threw many different hands throughout time.

Isn't it John, Ringo, George and Paul?

RE: Beautiful Women And The True Essence Of Beauty

"Beautiful Women And The True Essence Of Beauty"

I'm yet to meet a woman that wasn't in one way or another, beautiful.

RE: Six girls are on vacation

A one-legged parrot and a naked snake-charmer walk into a pub…

and…



Dammit, I keep forgetting the rest of that joke!

First date rules

No popcorn tricks

First date rules

Don't wear any clothing that will easilly catch fire and blow up like a Molotov cocktail at the slightest touch from a lit candle

First date rules

Don't bring your mum

RE: can someong answer a few bible q's for me ??

(d), I, God, am sorry having made the Panda, this nerd version of a bear who feeds on chinese... grass, no meat at all, looks like the goth of the animal kingdom, I am sorry I pushed it there.

RE: can someong answer a few bible q's for me ??

(c)... look at that useless one, he doesn't know how to swim (Pietro Paolo Virdis 13:10)!

RE: can someong answer a few bible q's for me ??

A humble, yet somewhat educated guess, to all of the above is, f

RE: can someong answer a few bible q's for me ??

A few, a bloody few?

RE: why why why why?

Hahaha

I'm using that one next time down the pub

Helllo, me Tarzan, you... nevermind, I make hot inside you, woman, OK!?

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RE: 10 Things About My Friend

Barren, in that picture of yours, are you in a cave?

(not trying to mock, or anything. It looks like a pic taken in a cave, and later this evening I'll be watching BBC Planet Earth-Caves)

RE: lady is like a light!

Dammit, I forgot!

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