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At first just didn't get that this was supposed to be a joke. After reading the explanations I have to say I just didn't get me rolling on the floor - but that's just me. I'm all for a good hehe and all but OP has to realise that if you make jokes concerning religion that depending on the type of joke it is going to be touch and go with the responces. It's just the risk you take,just be prepared to know that there are going to be some that you offend.
I think Rilly had a nice idea though, can you take in a rocking chair into the room and just sit with her rocking for a while. Just read or sing to her, something to take her mind off of this change. You can reassure her that you are there and that her getting a bed means she's a big girl now and that big girl's get their own bed. I know it takes patience but it is a milestone that they eventually overcome with time. They are growing up but still want to cling to baby ways. Be patient with her, don't leave her alone for now, ease her into it gradually, she will eventually come around.
I have a strange feeling that two things are happening here(I might be wrong)but I suspect she misses her mom AND she has had to adjust to going from a crib to a bed. I suspect she is feeling a little overwhelmed. My little one is almost three so I understand what you are going through. I have tried to leave my daughter alone to sleep on her own and gotten tears as well as just laid down with her cuddling till she fell asleep. Changes to little ones can seem very scary, sometimes all it takes is some loving reassurance with a cuddle and a favorite teddy or blanket and knowing that your presence is still there.
Perhaps going in and reading a story to her might calm her down and she may dose off, it takes a while for children to adjust to new situations especially if she was used to the crib.
I hope you all don't find this too weird but a few years ago I used to do a little amateur archaeology in Jamaica and I had some very interesting and strange things happen to me. Here are two examples:
There was a Taino midden(this is literally a rubbish heap where stuff like animal bones, broken pots etc was thrown by the Amerindians). I use to go to to dig with some friends and I developed an interest in decorated pottery shards. Almost every Sunday we would head out to this hill several feet above sea level to look for artifacts. For some reason when ever I was off by myself searching for stuff I would feel this presence around me but I never saw anybody.
After a while I started having dreams, the same dream over and over of this young taino man and myself walking up the hill in the dark. For weeks this went on. I finally sat down and did a painting of him I think after a while the dreams stopped. But this was not the first time I was inspired this way.
On another occasion we went to a cave with an opening above, there were conch shells in the cave, that were apparently used as Musical instruments for whatever ceremonies or rituals took place in there. I then started having dreams about a cacique(king) riding in a large canoe with his attendants, I don't know how I knew it but I felt he was somehow connected to that cave and I was just led to paint him with one of the shells. To this day I have no explanation for what happended to me but it has just made my interest in Amerindians stronger.
I admire the view that they had about the land and the animals they shared it with. I like the fact that it was not all about owning land - that all could share in it and take only what was needed.
RE: How honest is your profile
What you see is what you're getting.