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RE: how to make a woman happy

Ooof, what a day.

Foot rub, large glass of chilled white and who knows what you might get out of it!

RE: how to make a woman happy

Right now? I'd love a nice cup of tea. And a jaffa cake perhaps. Then some more peace and quiet so I can get this work done...!

RE: I do not know how to kill my...........

Kittens shouldn't leave their mum until they are AT LEAST 8 weeks old so you have plenty of time to post adverts, take some pix, put a notice up in the vet's waiting room, local bar, bakery, etc.

You should easily find homes for them. Then, on the day you give the last kitten away, GET YOUR CAT STERILISED. She will probably already be pregnant with the next litter, so you'll have to be tough and tell the vet that you want any pregnancy terminated. Ask about paying in stages if you're broke.

By the way, responsible pet ownership means YOU let your cat have four kittens. She doesn't know how it happened. YOU do, and as her owner YOU should have prevented it by having her sterilised before this.

Lecture now over. I shall go hide in a corner and shut the frig up.

Give the kittens a kiss from me...

RE: How do people get away with this ....

I give it about 10 more minutes and it'll be down. The profile, I mean. Taken down!

Is Reggie a media star?

I'm like.. in Coventry here? No-one's speaking to me? What did I do?

Is Reggie a media star?

I only ask because I think I just spotted him here on the bbc site:



Or is that his cousin?

RE: Is Reggie really a toad dressed up as a frog

Come on... Reggie's your worst nightmare!

RE: Which one is the most Desirable...?

You left out all the best ones!

The furry cuddly one
The listeners with the eyes that crinkle at the corners
The cook

and best of all...

The man who Hoovers!

RE: Today's thought...................

Sinatra sang it, so did Ella... but here's Rod with his sandpaper voice (ve-ry nice!)

RE: Where do you hang out and post stuff on the forums?

I used to stick to the EU forums but then there was a load of fighting and some really regular posters disappeared and now it's (shhh!) dead over there so I generally lurk around these ones!

RE: what do you do ?

No question - dump the man and run.

RE: Have I set the bar too high?

I think you're mad. You two "connect on so many levels" and you had a great first meeting... there was even a slight attraction.

All you have to do is go on "connecting on many levels" and having great times together and the rest will follow sure as Valentines follows Christmas.

RE: So sad and hurt

I'm quite glad she isn't real, to tell the truth! Otherwise the whole story would be just TOO WEIRD, don't you think?

RE: So sad and hurt

How can you be sad and hurt by an internet creep you NEVER MET?

RE: Would you date someone that does not drink ?

Like a shot! As long as he didn't mind me drinking and was willing to drive me home. And as long as he scoffs up my fruit salad with a splash of rum, my gravy with red wine, my pudding with port sauce etc... I can't cook without alcohol and I don't want a man that does eat!

RE: I need a lawyers advice.....

Ask the question on experatoo.com cos they give free legal advice. Other thing you can do free is go to the Prud'Hommes - look em up on pagesjaunes.fr The Prud'Hommes should tell you if you have a case or not... and if so how to go about it.

In the meantime, I suggest you tell your friends that you have an appointment chez les Prud'Hommes in case they just happen to find a couple of expensive guitars behind the wardrobe or something...

Best of luck

xx

RE: Doctor's, Nurse's & Geek's only..Very serious Q....

Nope. They come fitted with wifi these days. Serious.

(Google it!)

RE: Men in the World

Oh no, that won't happen. Something different goes wrong every single day! You might just get fat with all those good dinners and crumbles, mind you...

And then you'd need the exercise of fixing stuff around the place... see how it works?

RE: Men in the World

Yeah but Ray... you might as well make yourself useful while I'm in the kitchen cooking my little socks off for you! Work up an appetite, you know...

RE: Our friend Conrad .......

Me too. Big hugs and kisses to Conrad from Wordie! I'll refrain from bouncing up and down on the bed to cheer him up but tell him I hope he gets better soon...

XX

RE: Men in the World

Good grief! You're saying that not only are you handy but you have a great body too?!?!

Oh boy! I'm running... RUNNING into the kitchen! Where's that egg whisk? Where's that cream?

Dearo dear... this is all too much for me. Better get myself to bed before I come over all peculiar... ni-night!

RE: Men in the World

And Handy lasts a whole lot longer than Handsome...

I mean we all loose our looks in the end!

RE: Men in the World

You're right. You're SO right! Let me find my diary...

RE: The Beauty Of A Woman

Hi there - great t-shirt! Fab colour... it would just go with the cute little suede ballerines I got in the sales for the summer. (Once the snow bogs off, of course.) Oops, there I go again. Must stop doing that and deal with my beautiful woman's heart!

RE: Men in the World

Perhaps I should fiddle with the twiddly bits instead? (I mean wiring! The fiddly bits of wiring...)

RE: Men in the World

You're right. I've got a camping mallet. I should think if I went round bashing pipes with it, something would spring a leak, non?

Good idea?

RE: The Beauty Of A Woman

I'm feeling queasy... all those beauty products, the treatments, the diets, the exercise, all that time and money... and you're telling me it's all wasted?

RE: Men in the World

Just a shame I haven't got any dodgy plumbing, isn't it?

RE: Men in the World

Crumble or steamed pudding with golden syrup? They both come with the creamy homemade custard.

RE: Serious Q N°3...........

Oops! Must have repeated on me!

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