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Something for our senior members, which is basically the lot of you!

I26 - Two-Six

Something for our senior members, which is basically the lot of you!

G54 - Five-Four!

Something for our senior members, which is basically the lot of you!

Alriht, you all ready, got your card and a pen?

Good, here we go....

B17 - One-Seven!

RE: Serious Question

Look, all those emails I've sent you where I ask you for your bank account details so I can transfer £30,000.000 to your account as soon as you just send me £12,000 to open up here on my end, and you've never replied on them.
Do you know how that feels?
I feel bloody ignored!
Typical regulars!

RE: WE NEED A WAITRESS IN THE EU FORUMS

Look, you missed to mention two things.
She should be working naked, and forget the coffee emoticon, what we need is a bodyshot emoticon.

RE: I COME BEARING GIFTS

And in CAPS, as well!
You're like the three wise men all wrapped in one wimman.
You'll have fun here.
This is where the paparazzi don't venture too often.

RE: Dating a married man/woman

Well, I'm really not saying that it's ok to remain in a marriage and at the same time be with someone else.

RE: Hay Guys....

Hold on, you lost 15kg?
Of what?

Beefjerky?
Trava?
Rakija?
Kukuruz?

RE: Dating a married man/woman

Oh, lust and love are two very different emotions.
I'm answering to this with love in mind.
To leave your wife whom you have been with for 20 years, over the lust for another woman, is a crap thing to do.
I'm trying to explain more of a scenario where you meet a woman you start to love, and you don't even lust for the woman you are married with, anymore.

What is the right thing to do then?

I say, never put any sort of limit to love, never any boundary or taboos.
Again, I understand people who back off when it’s someone married, because it involves luggage and insecurities.
And yet, I think what the hell, if you fall in love, why not allow all the way?

RE: Dating a married man/woman

In one respect, I can understand why someone would not date a married one.

But, then, love is love, and what kind of love is it if it’s self-limited, with rules and restrictions?

If you fall for someone who’s married, you’ve simply fallen, the married bit is irrelevant, sort of. If the man leaves his wife for you, then he’s ending up with the one he truly wants to be with.
The marriage would be false if he remained simply because he’s abiding by some religious rules.

Ask yourself this….
If you lived with a man who told you, honest, that he’s having stronger feelings for someone else who he met at work “but I’m married to you and will respect the vows we took so am not planning no leaving you”
How much love would you feel, and how much would you carry on with that sort of arrangement?

CS Yearbook

It's that time of the season, we're reaching the end of the school year, and we need to vote for our CS students.

Lagoo was expelled years ago, but has still been kept on just to not upset his family who have paid loads of money and who think he will graduate.
Adopted son of the CS, I nominate him.

Who's the one posting the least?
That should be the laziest CS student

Phoenix - Rock'n'roll student of the year

Gilly - Quizmaster of the year

Schlomo - Weirdest online audial m**turbationact of the year

RE: THE OTHER FORUMS

I'm thinking it's crap there's no Botswana forum. What is that all about?
Imagine how sad they must feel for not having their own little space on here.

Verbal arm-wrestling competition to decide which man Sommer will take with her to her new house

Are you sure you want to see me in a suit?
You'll fall head over heels and demand your father kidnaps me for you!

Love letters

They’re one of the most important elements of keeping a relationship going, keeping it live, keeping the love alive.
That’s my personal opinion.

In olden days, sometimes, love letters was the only thing two people had. He took off to war and lived in the dreaded trenches of First World War Somme, and she was back at home worrying her heart to bits.

Imagine that. Try to think about it for just a few seconds, what that must have been like. We have such an easy way to be in touch and meet nowadays. While there were people who lived countries apart, for years they didn’t meet, and what kept it alive?
The love letters.
Muddy spots, shaky handwriting due to the conditions it was written under, wet and blurred in some parts, hardly readable, but it arrived to her, and it was love in every single line, with such depth and feeling that she fell all over in love again with every new letter which arrived.

Love letters are powerful, and brilliant.
And they can come in so many various ways. One is the above example, but I think the one I probably love the most is the little note that's left behind.
She leaves on a journey, or she simply heads out in the morning to work.
As you part, you kiss and wish a safe journey or a good day.
Then, 30 minutes later, you find the note she’s left where she tells you how much you mean to her.

These little ones are the greatest.
They’re so simple to give.

Verbal arm-wrestling competition to decide which man Sommer will take with her to her new house

Are you telling me to get a picture sporting a suit?

Verbal arm-wrestling competition to decide which man Sommer will take with her to her new house

Oh, they're only going to check out the men.

But Sardinian men smell of fish!

Verbal arm-wrestling competition to decide which man Sommer will take with her to her new house

No men using handbags allowed

What’s your take on turquoise chicks?

Luck has never got anything to do with it.
It's 100% skill.

Verbal arm-wrestling competition to decide which man Sommer will take with her to her new house

And that man will become co-owner and in charge of the whole renovation project

Right, first we need some rules:

- No cross-dressers
- No one over the age of 87

RE: I want to go to Sardinia

Shouldn't there be a poll or competition of sort of which man you are to bring with you to be in charge of this whole project?

RE: Are you a fool to trust a woman ?

Where do you find all these strange proverbs?

What’s your take on turquoise chicks?

Do you come here often?

RE: RESPECT

Let us place bets on who will be in here within a page from now.

What’s your take on turquoise chicks?

I'm black and I'm proud!

Make a word...

She said "dictionary", she's the weakest link!
Get her!

Make a word...

Bugibba

Make a word...

spunk

Make a word...

zoidonk

Make a word...

sarsaparilla

RE: Leaving

If all of us left, would a tree hear the server crash?

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