CaptainBeirutIIICaptainBeirutIII Forum Posts (1,186)

RE: guys: to vasectomy or to not vasectomy?

I’m never getting my soldier even close to a vasectomy. Can’t you hear how evil the word in itself even sounds?

No, I wouldn’t do it, and you never know when some rich Egyptian high society woman will seduce you, marry you and then demand that you produce offspring or her nine older brothers will chop you into minced meat with blunt machete.

RE: Would any of you ladies and gents care to rate my picture!

I gave you Pi

RE: is it better to get your heart broken by several different guys or by just the one person?

True, but the question is kind of an odd one anyway.

"Is it better to be beaten over the head with a shovel by the same guy ten times, or being hit in the face with a brick by ten guys?"

RE: is it better to get your heart broken by several different guys or by just the one person?

A man of reason

RE: is it better to get your heart broken by several different guys or by just the one person?

No she has not!
She has been daft 5 times!

Pregnant women and the carrying of groceries

I assure you we're not, if I wasn't me, I would wish I was him.

Pregnant women and the carrying of groceries

You are fast becoming one of my favourite members here.

Pregnant women and the carrying of groceries

Great!
A rasied glass to you!

We're all here to have fun, not to cause mischief, aren't we?

Rock'n'roll, baby!

Pregnant women and the carrying of groceries

Hey, it still is a serious thread.
You did nothing wrong in addressing the question in a serious way.

This is my style.

I raise a subject in an attempt to be humorous, maybe and most likely not always being funny, but it doesn't mean I am not at all taking it seriously.

I found your post interesting, and that was one aim with this thread.
Not only to have fun, but to have a serious "talk" about it, as your contribution brought.

Pregnant women and the carrying of groceries

Brilliant observasion!

I don't have children of my own, and can only imagine the agony a man goes through when his woman is about to deliver, and hears her scream in pain.
I admire men who are with their women as they give bitrh, I don't think I could.
About as little as if someone told me my mother was abuot to be beaten with a stick and I could choose to watch it.
Never mind that the birth of a child is something of utmost beauty.

Pregnant women and the carrying of groceries

You really think I'd be able to mistake a pregnancy with something else.
If not the belly, than that "shine" spread all over a woman's face when she's pregnant kind of gives it away.

Pregnant women and the carrying of groceries

Oh, but don't leave!
Now you know that I was joking.
It doesn't mean you can't have your say and make it a serious subject.
It still is interesting to hear what people think about this.
Just as long as you are aware that if my woman was pregnant I would neither neglect her (have her carry two bags while I carry one), nor would I treat her like she was terminally ill (refuse her to do anything).

Pregnant women and the carrying of groceries

I've always admired that for some reason, when a woman just carries no as if nothing was going on. She could be working on a chain gang, dig in there, and simply stand there one day in the midst of labour, dropping a child to the ground between a pickaxe being beating the ground.

Pregnant women and the carrying of groceries

No, I don't think you are.
Check where this was posted under.
"Jokes & Humor"

That should be a giveaway.

Pregnant women and the carrying of groceries

Oh, but I will help out, I do. The question was, should it be different just because she's pregnant?
It's like some of my mates, as soon as they have a cold, they want mommy to be there and boil up soup.

Pregnant women and the carrying of groceries

And what do you mean "extra weight"?
I thought it was blessing addition to the body.

Pregnant women and the carrying of groceries

My pregnancy, as a man, is worse. I don't have any control at all over the whole situation. At least, she feels it.

Pregnant women and the carrying of groceries

I saw a man today walking down the street with a woman by his side who most evidently was carrying a child to be born, either that or she sported a very odd version of a fat belly.
He carried one bag of heavy groceries, she carried two just as heavy.

Was that only him making a manly statement that she won’t get away with stuff simply because she’s pregnant, or was he being a swine?
Should I have punched him in the face with my right foot followed up with a knee in the balls, or was his better half simply using the chance to work out a bit?

Should wimmin be allowed to get away with not helping out with stuff around the house simply because they are about to give birth?

RE: SMOKYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you pull it off, a month without a single sip, will you celebrate with a night out and Tequila shots?

RE: If men are so sorry, why do you want one...ladies?

Don't eat the bend-y ones with the peal on.

(just having a wee bit of fun, don't take it serious)

RE: If men are so sorry, why do you want one...ladies?

Enjoying that Grape Fruit?

RE: Would you seriously apply for a fiancee visa and marry someone from another country?

I was offered £7,000 the other week to help a woman from Sudan get up here.

We could have one hell of a party for £7,000.

Get rid of the bad gurlz!

Oh, don't mind me. I'll cyber-shoot me but I'll get back me brain the following day and not suffer too much.

Get rid of the bad gurlz!

I don't really want a club. I'm just havin' a wee bit of fun.

Get rid of the bad gurlz!

Whatever, don't you think us men need a clubhouse, and all these wimmin can be scattered!?

Get rid of the bad gurlz!

Forget me, 'm high

Get rid of the bad gurlz!

AGAIN!

This is supposed to be a man-club, not one for wimmin, so what are the objectives of the wimmin here?

Get rid of the bad gurlz!

Oh, don't be so keen on such a cheap shot in...

Hmm... I read a lot of what you say and it is all, mostly brilliant.
You are one beautiful mind which delivers curiosity.

Get rid of the bad gurlz!

The above one mine was at your brilliant, ladyfingers!

Get rid of the bad gurlz!

Dammit!

This being a man club house, I want to chase you out as easy like a Texan cowboy collects and ties down a stray foal, but what you posted, I might just accept that you have become the most desired woman on CS.

I’m wanting to build a manly, man clubhouse,
And you come in here knocking down the western walls!?

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