If the woman who was shouted at over the bloody PA system had any of that intuition wimmin always brag about, this man would not have had to enter the bloody supermarket and stealth inside to where the bloody PA system is, to begin with.
Yeah, that's exactly it. We held a secret meeting down in our manly cave two months ago. I'm not sure why you're asking me this. I haven't addressed you or any of your posts today or for ages, until this recent crossbearingsession.
It's like entering a mysterious underground illegal joint of 1930’s Chicago where all the people from the wanted posters around town are gathered every evening to drink smuggle booze and dance to the swing band stomping it away up on stage.
Look, some of y'all really need to get with the program here.
It's the MIDDLE AGES! You know, the time from the fall of the Roman Empire, to the 16th century.
You're really not helping yourselves here.
Here are examples of cures during this time:
Coughs Put some cow dung in water and bring it to a boil. Gargle the water three times a day and your cough will be gone.
Fever Gather a supply of rabbit dung and make a strong tea of the dung in hot water. Strain and drink the tea every half hour until the sweating stops.
Stuttering Hit the person stuttering in the mouth with a chicken gizzard.
Sore Eyes Catch some bedbugs and crush them. Mix with salt and human milk. Rub this mixture on the eyes night and morning.
Hiccups Put your head between your legs and look at the sun
Pain Find a rock that is partly covered with dirt. Remove the rock from its resting place and spit on the bottom or covered side. Replace the rock in the same hole exactly as you found it.
Earache Have someone blow tobacco smoke into the ear five times while saying, “Hurt, hurt, go away; go into a bale of hay.”
It's the bleedin' Middle Ages we are in now, there are no dentists. If she wants something with her tooth, it's the blacksmith handling the removal of them.
(Is it a woman or a slippery eel, he thought to himself as he looked down at his palms, baffled how something so easy to catch and get a firm grip off around bosom could escape)
What kind of pirate are you!? All that mooshy talk would get you keelhauled by the cleaning ladies in a busted up barge, let alone your pirate crew.
<Grabbing Sommer round the waist, lifting her up, putting her over my shoulder, grabbing a rope nearby which is attached to the deck running up towards a top of a mast, cutting the lower end off with me swashbuckler sword, and the rope is released, lifts us up towards the sky, where we land on a spar, then grab another rope tied there, cut that off and fly towards the mast across, land in the sail, skid down on it, land on deck, where I cut off the ropes to the life boat, as I’m stood in it, with Sommer still on me shoulder, and the boat lands in the water below, I put her down then start to row away, away, away>
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum Drink and the devil had done for the rest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. Arealguy69 was fixed by the bosun's pike The bosun brained with a marlinspike And seekndestroy's throat was marked belike It had been gripped by fingers ten; And there they lay, all good dead men Like break o'day in a boozing ken Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
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RE: Things not to be heard over a supermarket PA system.
If the woman who was shouted at over the bloody PA system had any of that intuition wimmin always brag about, this man would not have had to enter the bloody supermarket and stealth inside to where the bloody PA system is, to begin with.