I was going for the world record of never kissing someone except one of those nice to see you on the cheek grand maw kisses. well we had this crazy young woman drop by for a visit at my home, she was very depressed so I thought I'd just kiss her on the cheek to make her feel accepted. As I moved in at the last second she turned her head and bang right on the kisser, she had huge lips that sucked half of my face in, I was in shock as her garlic breath had tattooed itself onto my lips. Sad part was that my 40 year record was now broken. but just in : breaking news : it did not count as I was tricked ! So record is still in tact !
Yes it is ! I have been having great heartfelt talks. It is just that the person is stuck on the moon, and they need a lot f money to make it back to Earth. Can any one help ?
I would go even further, could not date some one from the same country I was born in nor the country my father was born in, just hearing the accent gives me the creeps.
I was born there, lived there during the time of the FLQ. We moved down here, best thing we ever did. It is like another war that never ends, best not to be there.
I am a Canadian, from Montreal. Live here now. Too bloody COLD in Canada, most places are nice when the weather is nice, here in Perth, (all year considered) has the best weather. But everyone says to me how much they like Canadians so I win all the time no matter where I am. (I win again for this POST) Thank you dear friends...
I have been to Sweden a few times and find that they are the most boring, unfriendly, rudest people I have ever met. I was told by a Swedish man that it is a cold country with cold hearts. Another Swedish man told me the women are nice to look at but not to touch. At the same time the foreigners that live in Sweden are as warm as toast. Like this or not it is it.
Treat others as you would like to be treated (The Golden Rule) This will make you, and protect you from the rubbish that is out there. SPOT ON CHICKEN SPOT !
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RE: First Kiss
I was going for the world record of never kissing someone except one of those nice to see you on the cheek grand maw kisses. well we had this crazy young woman drop by for a visit at my home, she was very depressed so I thought I'd just kiss her on the cheek to make her feel accepted. As I moved in at the last second she turned her head and bang right on the kisser, she had huge lips that sucked half of my face in, I was in shock as her garlic breath had tattooed itself onto my lips. Sad part was that my 40 year record was now broken.but just in : breaking news : it did not count as I was tricked ! So record is still in tact !