RE: who do u think was created first

I think the real question here is: Are you chicken? Do I need to egg you on? dancing

RE: Healthy Comfort Food

Depending on the severity, you could probably burn quite a few calories that way too! uh oh

lol

Or skip the veggies and go straight to the liquor.

Do you know how physically demanding repetitive vomiting is on the body? You will have washer board abs in a week if you buy the nasty stuff!

RE: who do u think was created first

Dinosaurs were laying eggs long before chickens. professor grin

RE: who do u think was created first

If women had been created first, they would have just opted out on the whole 'creation of man' thing. angel

RE: Favorite Movie quotes

Eleanor: "Your cat died."

Steve: "What? How?"

Eleanor: "A rattlesnake bit it in the throat."

Steve: "Goddamit Eleanor, why do you have to say it like that? You couldn't try to break it a little bit nicer?"

- The Life Aquatic

RE: Favorite Movie quotes

"We need unity. But, not the kind of unity that discourages dissent. We need dissent." - SEN 5241

From the movie 'THX 1138'.

RE: FOR MEN ONLY: What age range of women are you searching for?

Poll votes are broken down by gender and age on the 'Vote Breakdown' link.

So there must have been an ulterior motive for having made two threads! uh oh

RE: if you met a teacher from your school days,how would you adress them?

I address them by their first name, if I happen to know it.

I'm an adult, I'm not under their charge, I'm accomplished in my own manner.

We're equals, as far as I see it. dunno

I'll make them a deal- If I don't call them 'Mr/Miss' they don't have to call me 'Doctor'.

RE: flirt thread two

yawn

Well, I think it's about that time. sleep
































Who's comin' with me? devil

RE: flirt thread two

Gentle? A beauty like yours needs ravaging! Rawr!

RE: flirt thread two

Flirting shalt not be a spectator sport!

wine

RE: flirt thread two



What?

Are you suggesting you can resist?

Are you suggesting that such polite gentleman as us aren't worth a pittance of a kiss, blown from the hand, off to our general direction? moping



















That's alright. You're still hot stuff. lips peace

RE: flirt thread two

Where did Nanners go? lips


And where is Veritaas? She ought be here too! sad flower

RE: flirt thread two

Seeeeeriously. I'm goin' gaga for the gal pals. dancing heart wings

RE: flirt thread two

Sorry, had to take a phone call.

Now it's time to make some phone calls, which lucky lady is first? love

RE: flirt thread two

beer

RE: THE FLIRT ZONE....Come one Come all

In my defense, someone DID say 'girl on girl'.... blushing

RE: THE FLIRT ZONE....Come one Come all

I don't think so.

I won't have you resting for a moment, madame. dancing

RE: THE FLIRT ZONE....Come one Come all

Why hello you smiley lady who has blocked my age and/or location. I've written you before! ;) Hehe.

RE: THE FLIRT ZONE....Come one Come all

Did someone say Girl on Girl? smitten

RE: So you meet and their NOTHING like their profile

Ahahaha.


But, of course, kiss them first. beer

RE: So you meet and their NOTHING like their profile

1) Be polite

2) Address the issue

3) Tell them you regret their insecurity, and that it amounts to outright dishonesty, and that regardless of whether or not you wish to continue to stay and see if you have a good time, it's gonna be a pretty poor way to start any kind of relationship- Friendship or otherwise.

4) Buy them Tequila until they're fall-down-drunk and then kick them over behind the dumpster in the parking lot and piss on them- Goddamn dishonest insecure filth anyways!






Ok, well, step #4 is optional. angel

RE: difficult or impossible?

Win. thumbs up

beer

RE: an iranian joke

Are you telling us that six women would share the same pack of sanitary napkins? uh oh

Woah, Iranians must just be.... woah. uh oh


angel

RE: Great musicians from around the World

Metallica. thumbs up

RE: who invented the pizza?

Indeed- Regardless of who first thought of putting toppings on a round flat bread, what is universally recognized as 'Pizza' today is an America take on a preexisting food.

Of course, it wasn't until that American take that it became as renowned as it is today, so, shan't we say the Americans invented it?

Or, at least, are responsible for it's popularity? cool

RE: Is marriage an outdated institution?

Next time, get married on arrival to Vegas, and divorced again before you leave.

beer

RE: Is marriage an outdated institution?

It is only outdated for those who want more than it offers. comfort

As for whether it is useful to a household, well, that, I believe, is relative to the house.

A couple sticks together through thick and thin, married for sixty years, their children are impressed by their commitment, and therefor strengthened by it.

Then again..

A couple sticks together because of a vow, hate each other all the while after the good years, and their children see it as a vile, and restrictive institution.

dunno

RE: Which book?

Also, I'm a big fan of Hunter S. Thompson.

Most books you'll find by him are also anthologies.




Of course, his is a bit more provocative, what with the rampant drug fueled rampages and the constant fear and loathing.

RE: For those of you who say that there is no God!

barf

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