RE: How Do You Deal With A Bad Day?

No invitation needed, I expect! detective

RE: How Do You Deal With A Bad Day?

Try beer. beer

And dancing. dance

Or music! listen to music

Or WOMEN!! shimmy

Of none of the above work, there's always smoking wink

RE: Mosquitos

About as bad for the environment as grilling burgers for dinner. dunno

RE: Why are there so many guys that post pictures that are 25 years old!

So, if you're a 26 year old guy and you just got three square feet of skin on your back tattooed, is that something you should reflect in a photo, if you weren't showing any skin in your previous photos? laugh

RE: Mosquitos

Well, citronella and garlic should still work. thumbs up

Just eat more Italian. laugh

Also, how are you getting bugs in your fifth floor apartment? Haven't you any screens for your windows? confused

RE: Mosquitos

Citronella works as a deterrent, which many people know about, but less seem to know that garlic will also help keep them at bay!

Ultrasonic devices claim to repel insects, but there is apparent controversy as to their claimed effectiveness -

Be sure to inhibit breeding by preventing water from collecting around your lawn- things like buckets and old tires which collect water should be upturned or removed!

Propane fired machines are available for those serious about their skeeter problem. They emit warm, moist carbon dioxide and generally use an Octenol attractant cartridge, to lure mosquitoes to their doom.

Also, you can promote the habitation and effective hunting of mosquitos by natural predators-

Build some bat houses, and put up a bug zapper.

Bats generally want to get the best bang for their buck when they go out feeding, so they'll be looking for either larger bugs, or concentrations of small bugs. Not only will a bug zapper give you some level of control, but it will cause the less-meaty mosquitoes to congregate, making them a more likely lunch option!

RE: Why are there so many guys that post pictures that are 25 years old!

I post pictures of a 25 year old man...

... and I'm actually 26 now. blushing

Shameful, I knooooow~ beer

RE: Who is the hottest female singer of all time

I think Lauren Hill should make the list, too. listen to music beer

RE: How quick do you come?

confused

Question applies to women as well, I'm sure.

RE: How quick do you come?

That's ..... strange?

Since when? grin

RE: How quick do you come?

Since when can't you get carpet burns from a bed? I mean, it's just a manner of speech.

To denote...

Repeated.

Excessive.

Friction.

RE: How quick do you come?

I dunno.

After two hours in the sack, I might be exhausted, but SHE is probably rug burned and sensitive to the touch in more areas than one. wink

RE: How quick do you come?

Pretty sure I've had a pretty decent sample of all things available. beer

But do tell, what clandestine things happen in the dark alleys, at the late of night. wink

RE: How quick do you come?

Dear God, what the hell is that thing?!

What happened to this otherwise highly classy and sophistocated thread?!

RE: How quick do you come?

Sorry, never had to pay for it.

Not yet, anyways. beer

RE: How quick do you come?

Average is probably 30-45m, but total range could be anywhere from 15 minutes to 2 hours, depending on partner, intensity, position, etc, etc.

There is a certain and determinable difference between 'quick ones' and 'long ones'. beer

RE: my ex wants a job where i work and i don't want to see him..... what should i do

Just thoughts based on my situation.

Maybe if I worked in a big retail chain store, thoughts would be different. dunno

RE: my ex wants a job where i work and i don't want to see him..... what should i do

I don't believe that at all. Maybe the case of 'who cheated who' is a little harder to prove, but 'behavior in our personal lives' could include a pretty vast array of other undesirable activities.

If a person is dishonest, I believe an employer has every right to make hiring decisions based on that. Like my boss told me, "If I didn't trust you, you wouldn't be here." Usually, that's up to the person doing the hiring, but if they aren't familiar with someone, and you have something to say, and there are other uninvolved parties that have a good reputation who support your claim...

RE: Genesis... Confused

So God man man and woman in the spiritual realm, and then turned them into physical beings?

Doesn't that show some lack of forsight?

If we were intended to be physical beings, why didn't he create us as such?

Then again, if we were intended to be physical beings, why do so many people think we're going to be angels in heaven when we die?

And once more, if we're going to be angles in heaven when we die, why did he bother making us physical in the first place?

If he already created angels, why make human beings, so we could suffer our lives through, and then just jump on the angel gig?

If His Divine Plan was for earthly human, and He is infalliable, then aren't we safe to say that perfect human beings, created for and belonging to the earth, would ultimately be here, on the earth, ultimately perfect again, in a paradise, instead of up where they don't belong, existing as something else than what they were created for?!

Arrrrrrooooooooooooooooooo~!

RE: my ex wants a job where i work and i don't want to see him..... what should i do

You can always inform your boss/human resources about the situation, see if they have any sway in the matter.

Which, of course, is not to say that they aren't going to hire him because you don't want them to, but that, if he isn't any more qualified than someone else, and there is the potential to lose a seasoned employee or cause difficulties, they would be better off just hiring an equally qualified different person.

Also, if you have proof of his infidelities, or you have integrity with the hiring staff, you could come forward as a reference against him.

Dishonesty is not a quality most employers are looking for.

Just thoughts. dunno

RE: Who Has Pets?

I have a cat. beer


Always had many animals around the house growing up. Quite the dry spell with animals over the last few years when living accommodations had been uncertain.

Once upon a time, a decade or so ago, we had two birds, a lizard, a cat, and two dogs, and at the time a recent litter of 13 puppies!

And some miscellaneous fish, but they pretty much don't count as pets. laugh

RE: Is GOD real!!!!

confused

Not even gonna go there tonight. talk to hand

RE: Why do most nice guys finish last

If they're the ones whining about how girls don't like them, yeah. thumbs up

RE: Being single

It you're not OK with who you are, how should you expect anyone else to be?


"329 If a man find no prudent companion who walks with him, is wise, and lives soberly, let him walk alone, like a king who has left his conquered country behind,--like an elephant in the forest." - The Dhammapada

RE: moan

Yes.

It's a mad world.

Maaaaaaad world. thumbs up

RE: 105.7--today-when you hot you hot-when your not your not

Yo yo yo, what it isssss my icelandic homedawg fisha-catcha stringa-ruppa!

RE: moan

Nope. Just taking the chance to jab at two sweaty half naked guys locked in a room together, engaging in a very tender, sometimes heated, conversation in french. beer

Who wants a mustache ride?! Bwuarharhar.

RE: moan

I feel a fav movies thread coming on.. dancing

RE: Why do most nice guys finish last

Alternatively, smoke up some dimethyltryptamine and experience an inter-dimensional race of superior lifeforms communicate with you telepathically, explaining the meaning of existence and the nature of reality, thereby releasing you from all pretense and concern over whether anyone finds you desirable or not.

This new reality will kick your ego in the face and set it on fire, probably at the same time, and you will never, ever worry about this problem again.

Or, you know, whatever works for you. Beer is quite nice, have you tried that? beer

RE: moan

Doc Holiday vs. Johnny Ringo, ftw.

"Juventus stultorum magister"

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