SUNSHINEB0Y Forum Posts (2,259)

RE: Are you Good or Bad in BEd?

yep, riding her takes him back to his polo days, makes him feel young again

RE: Are you Good or Bad in BEd?

ah gowan CB, please? ...gowan gowan gowan? ....please please please?... would you do it? ...huh? huh?... would you?.. huh? huh?...huh? huh? huh?

RE: Are you Good or Bad in BEd?

turn BACK into a frog

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jaysus

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it's late here folks so I'm going to bed now, good night all

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o IC THE DAUGHTERS WEDDING CAKE

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U bring the eats, I'll bring the barley wine??




PARTAAAAY

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u still at that? wot u making... o domestic goddess

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super foot bowl?

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I can last three days and make your jaw ache

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oh you girls, always going on about your needs

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An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?


Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled..

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

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An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the

86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.'


I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.


'So what do you think about that Doc ?'
The doctor considered his question for a minute and

then began to tell a story.


'I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter

and never misses a season.'
One day he was setting off to go hunting.


In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.'


'As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.
He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.


Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if

it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'.'


'Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.


Now, what do you think of that ?' asked the doctor.


The 86-year-old said ,

'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else

pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.'


The doctor replied , 'My point exactly.'

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I was doing fine till you mentioned chewing gum. now I'll have to compose myself before posting again.

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I'm sure you're sweet enuf when in doubt flowers are best

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gob stopper

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lolly pop

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Just loose?












......I wish

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funny, I usually think of that as my best bit it's what I give the girls when I tell them they're in for a treat anyway...

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Thank god that was aimed at venus....I've always dreaded that I might hear those words from a woman some day..........

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oh I wouldn't say so I expect you could bring out the hard part in any man

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I dunno who made the most money but I do know who was best liked and more people have sung bobs words than quoted ronnies I bet

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bob put love over gold

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The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died
and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur.

'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed
the world, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said,

' I want to hang out with God.'

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented The Harley-Davidson motorcycle '
Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...' 'and you invented Women'
God said, 'Ah, yes.'
'Well,' said Arthur, as one inventor to another, you have some major design faults in your invention !

Firstly it chatters constantly at high speeds,
The maintainance costs can be outrageous,
then there can be too much inconsistency in the front protrusion,
the rear end can go loose and inclined to wobble,
and the "Inlet" is way too close to the "Exhaust"!

God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and
waited for the results.

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

'Well, it may be true that my invention might not be perfect'
God said to Arthur,

But according to these statistics, there’s more men riding
My Invention - Than Yours

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venus c'mon share the vino

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oooooo can't help it, I'm putty in your hands now......well almost all of me

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Hey cb

call me young man again!, will you? huh? will you?, go on please? huh? huh? please?