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RE: Sayanything

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.

He looked up and said weakly, 'I have something I must confess.'

'There's no need to,' his wife replied.

'No,' he insisted, 'I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!'

'I know, I know,' she replied. 'Now just rest and let the poison work

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A mortician was working late one night.

He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery.
Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!

'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician commented,
'I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part.
It must be saved for posterity.'

So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.

'I have to show you something you won't believe,' he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.

'My God!' the wife exclaimed, 'Schwartz is dead?!?!'

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but temptin

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omg cs is gone very slow again, can't load pages

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Hi cc, hope u r well 2day

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no, we just spent the las 48 mins before your post contemplating PJ's pants

RE: The Spiritual Truth Beyond Earthly Religious Dogmas And Doctrines.

or was it the little man raising his hat that got you?

RE: The Spiritual Truth Beyond Earthly Religious Dogmas And Doctrines.

sorry, a renouned thinker

RE: The Spiritual Truth Beyond Earthly Religious Dogmas And Doctrines.

Thanks for the advice but I don't have a headache, may have still been a bit tipsy earlier and ok my pun about adam ant could have been a bit too tongue in cheek, but what I said about people recognizing their spirituality even though society's religions don't cut it in the modern world so much, was a relevant point I think.
A lot of people come to the forums for some light hearted distraction and social communication/ interaction but very few would actually really attack someone for their sincere beliefs providing they are not trying to force them on others

look at DEM's posts for instance, he starts off making light of things (in his usual jovial, non offensive manner) and has now given us a little serious food for thought with some quotes from renouned thinkers.

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I'd love to be there to cook you brekie, a four minute boiled egg and some toast with a big mug of tea and a glass of freshly squeezed orange, on a tray with a rose and delivered with a kiss

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Hi bb,

is this some new haggis recipe you're cooking up?

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he's right, it's not going to go away,


it keeps coming up

RE: The Spiritual Truth Beyond Earthly Religious Dogmas And Doctrines.

OK just looked up adamantine and I guess what you are trying to say adds up to.....in my estimation......
"in the beginning there was the word" first line of the book of genesis. not taken too literaly the word is deemed to be a vibration that runs through every living being, plant etc; So the origin of at least the christian dogma is not so far from your post op,
we can get in touch with this vibration through meditation, our breath and heartbeat are run by it. When we meditate it is a way of re-aligning ourselves with it and we feel so much better for it.

anywhere near op?

RE: Is anyone getting drunk while posting?

Is anyone else still a bit tipsy from last night?

RE: The Spiritual Truth Beyond Earthly Religious Dogmas And Doctrines.

I don't know what being "adamantine" means (could be an eighties rock singer ) but I disagree about the potential for a slagging on spiritual grounds, Yes there are some very witty characters on cs and when they are in jovial form anything is fair game for a laugh, (that's fine by me, laughter is good) but most of the profiles I've looked at say that they are in the main spiritual but not religious, this alone suggests that people in the main are looking past the dogmas to the essence of their origins.

good morning everybody peeps, I apologise for my sudden disapearance last night, it was due to a technical hitch involving a big bottle of barley wine, and a duvet

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I can't help wondering if she was
dumb
insane
obese
childish
or did she have her own gym and pump iron and go round bullying people
or was she somewhere in between like most of us try to be

I know her timing was off because she was still young but if you have to go that's a great way to do it

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The barley wine has kicked in big time now so I gotta say good night and god bless you all, regardless.
there are the special few who will feature in my prayers bafore I sleep. they know who they are. xx

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I was dumb and chilish this morning, see what can happen in a day?

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well if it cain't happen anywhere else, I've a mountain at your disposal my lady

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hey I got called easy going tonight, who'd have thought it

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sorry folks it all just got too weird for my brain, I;m gonna take my leave, good night and go bless you all.

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Ok v e just read the other thred and see exactly what you meant about u'r man of african origin.
you did good girl and I hope you protected some ladies by your efforts.

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hey!, amity we do care, please don't cut us off, please take a little time and explain to us what's wrong with the way we relate with you, we can't read your mind and we need it spelt out to us in idiot proof terms. I for one live alone and cannot afford to lose even one potential friend, even on the internet, please spell it out for us!

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tudo bem

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bb i really missed you, hope u'r well

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I'm sorry but I pitty the idiot that wound you up the wrong way, too much woman for most men I'd say!
I also say that a weak woman is no good to any man, same as a weak man is no good to woman. jmo

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that's possibly b'cos its clean and commercial products aren't
and i can't handle the way they're all calling these lager proucts beer now too, weird huh, lager is lager, beer is beer

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hi sd, we're in trying to enjoy ourselves, at least that bloody wind has died down for a bit

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cheers sbe and i hope you don't mind me observing that you have a gorgeous head of hair.
i prefer to brew my own because I know it doesn't have all the additives. the only way to get a "clean"product, no headache frm my beer, the only side effect is that you pass out b4 u drink enuf to get a "head"

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without the foot?