galrads Forum Posts (36,283)

RE: Fruitful

I love bananas and olives from Israel
Pistachios from Iran are the best
White corn from Mexico is pretty good

RE: need only "One"

nope, but you remind me of an on-line Eve and God joke....

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I
have a problem!"

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful
garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious
comedy snake, but I'm just not happy."

"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.

"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man
for you."

"What's a 'man', Lord?"

"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies,
an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you
properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger
and faster and more muscular than you. He'll be really good at
fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting fleet-footed
ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.

"Yeah, well. He's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt
stick. But, you can have him on one condition."

"What's that, Lord?"

"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."

RE: need only "One"

I bet you can't eat just One...

RE: Wiener Game

wild wild wiener

RE: Wiener Game

once upon a time in the wiener

RE: Is CONNECTING SINGLES a waste of time?

Thank you, sugar britches...

RE: Terry Sue-Patt Dies, Aged 50

RE: Is CONNECTING SINGLES a waste of time?

True dat, on the flip side, though, I haven't seen frequent intentional offensive attacks on CS in some time either.

RE: Is CONNECTING SINGLES a waste of time?

Most of the time, the CS forums are more fun than a comedy club, a barrel of monkeys, a dog pile, and CNN put together. Its banter can be confident raw uncensored insane humor at times. The Olympics here brings out the best in the participants. Go Team USA!

Snot to forget, I believe one of these days the antichrist will reveal herself here first in spectacular theatre to win the hearts and minds of many to entertain her ego. I believe this. Stick around.

RE: Are taxes fair?

You sound more and more like Bill Cosby trying to explain anything these days.

RE: Are taxes fair?

Are you asking me to ask a dead man (Wilson) to tell me what you are thinking?

RE: Are taxes fair?

What taxes are you thinking of? The 16th amendment was ratified in 1913 which somehow made congress believe they can tax our incomes legally.

Amendment XVI

The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several states, and without regard to any census or enumeration.

RE: Are taxes fair?

SS ... Social security is a Ponzi scheme and should be aborted. I paid into and my late wife paid into but I will never see a penny of it. Save Medicare; abort Social Security.

RE: Are taxes fair?

I agree with Ron Paul... 'Ron Paul supports the elimination of the income tax and the Internal Revenue Service (IRS). He asserts that Congress had no power to impose a direct income tax and has introduced legislation to repeal of the 16th Amendment to the Constitution, which was ratified on February 3, 1913.

An income tax is the most degrading and totalitarian of all possible taxes. Its implementation wrongly suggests that the government owns the lives and labor of the citizens it is supposed to represent.

Tellingly, “a heavy progressive or graduated income tax” is Plank #2 of the Communist Manifesto, which was written by Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels and first published in 1848.'

RE: China Building Island in Disputed Waters

Purchasing power parity.... the ultimate economic measurement standard

RE: China Building Island in Disputed Waters

Maybe the Chineese dudes are playing with the rest of the world here. I believe they want to build something to compete with the Palm Islands, Palm Jumeirah and Palm Jebel Ali, on the coast of Dubai, United Arab Emirates.

As at November 2014, only Palm Jumeirah has been completed. This island takes the form of a palm tree, topped by a crescent. When complete, Palm Jebel Ali will take a similar shape;

When complete, both islands will be host to a large number of residential, leisure and entertainment centres and will add a very large area of non-public beaches to the city of Dubai.

Rumor has it, they are going to film the sequel to a popular 1967 U.S.A. drama film and title it 'Bonnie and Clyde on Ski Jets.'

FLASH:

Ah and my curiosity was peaked a littler over the other headline stories....
-- Paul McCartney dead in 1966
-- Ohio couples name their new twins Hewlett and Packard
-- Alabama U.S. Postal worker fathers 56 illegitimate children with different mothers in small town gets reprimand maybe suspension.
-- Al gore becomes first 'carbon billionaire'
-- Yoko Ono admits to having an affair with Hillary Clinton in the 70's

RE: Does it really pay to be nice?

Si? Ciao Ciao Buonanotte

RE: Does it really pay to be nice?

I'm surprised you asked me this question 2". The answer is no.

RE: Does it really pay to be nice?

if you're thinking of a Mexican living in Mexico, well, I've hoped for a reconciliation of sorts. Now, I was always nice towards a kind Mexican CS member living along the border in Texas.

RE: Does it really pay to be nice?

I'm not sure how I'm always perceived, but I am super friendly to most everyone on CS (except maybe maddog, tomcat..., a couple of Canucks, a couple of women in the states, blah blah blah) and look where it's got me? But that's me... My usual disposition is super nice because I that's normal for me to be, not because I have any expectations for something in return.

If I had my way I'd give almost everyone I know a nice big comfy free cloud to get around on.

FLASH:

Well, maybe the new FDA approved anesthetic dart guns designed to calm children suffering from ADHD can help the Saudi's with this issue.

FLASH:

Must have been the lettuce or tomato that caused the choke thing

FLASH:

Could be pig-deprived too ...

RE: Chinese girl looking for friends:)

Hello, welcome to the CS forums. Come to Columbus, Ohio. I rent rooms cheap. Only $1,700.00 USDollars for the first week. All fees and taxes included.

RE: TATTOO- Do you have or you would like to have one or two ? ,,,

Ha, I tough your clippers were roma gypsies.

Come on over here to Dublin, Ohio and I'll buy a round or two of beer while watching the Jun 1-7 memorial golf tournament from the roaming gallery of unruly wannabe-Irish in the Murifield country club. jack Nicholas will make you feel right at home.

RE: TATTOO- Do you have or you would like to have one or two ? ,,,

That would have to be an improvement over the baths you take in Irish beer.

You should be proud that one of the greatest accomplishments undertaken in Ireland was by the Irish-Italian inventor Guglielmo Marconi when he set up the world's first permanent transatlantic radio station in Ireland.

RE: TATTOO- Do you have or you would like to have one or two ? ,,,

I knew it! You've always dreamed of being Italian!

RE: TATTOO- Do you have or you would like to have one or two ? ,,,

Well, as a matter of fact, my cousin had the lip tattoo inked while working his way through college as a bouncer in several on-campus establishments.

RE: TATTOO- Do you have or you would like to have one or two ? ,,,

I have only one tat; originally inked in my college days. It cost me $500 USDs to have it re-colored and tweaked a couple years ago. It took just three-hours and only hurt towards the end.